February 20 2004

Paddy's Bar: #1 pick-up joint in Kuta, Bali

Indonesian girls at Paddy's Bar, Kuta

Paddy's Bar in Kuta is the biggest pick-up joint Bali so, naturally, we decided to call in. It's full of friendly Aussies and we found plenty of agreeable drinking buddies. Towards the end of the evening, a classy freelancer from Jakarta latched onto me. She claimed to be a respectable girl and offered to buy me a drink but her familiarity with the hooker contingent undermined her story.

I also got chatting to a blonde Aussie backpacker and it soon became clear that she wasn't shy. She told me that she took it up the arse and I thanked her for her candour. "What's the deal with her?" she asked, pointing at my new Indonesian friend. Without waiting for an answer, she grabbed the girl's arm and informed her that tonight I would be visiting the dark interior of the Australian bush.

Apparently, I had no say in the matter.

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I didn't come to Bali to shag aggressive farang girls so I decided to do a runner. My mate had already scored a pretty Balinese freelancer, so we all dived into a taxi. Feeling bitter, I suggested that when she grew tired of my mate's clumsy fumbling, she should come down to my room for some proper man-loving.

She never came.

[Posted to Travel by David]

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Readers' comments

amrish valand says:

the balinese girls, like girls in Indonesia, Phillipines and Thailand are definately attractive, the younger generation of girls.
Its definately worth going around different main Kuta clubs to meet them. Who knows, you might even get lucky if you play your cards right.

October 11, 2006 10:59 AM

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