June 19 2006

Thai teens get 'skin-tight & sexy' (again)

"Every year they're warned and every year they disregard the warning" drools The Nation beside this fly-button straining file-photo.

Despite being adults, Thai university students are compelled to wear teen-style school uniforms and, girls being girls, the hottest chicks always adapt their outfits into eye-catching fetish gear.

In company like this, the Skytrain trip to work can certainly get the blood pumping and, trapped behind their desks by arousal, the kingdom's journalists have little better to do than invent flimsy pretexts to expose these "teen temptresses" (again).

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Just a couple of phone calls later, another exclusive "skin-tight & sexy" investigation has practically written itself.

Rivals from the Bangkok Post must have been keeping Chula's line busy on this occasion so the Director of Student Affairs at the Rajabat Institute was invited to provide the customary veneer of legitimacy.

It's so disturbing. While we are trying to campaign for proper dress, many shops near the university offer improper uniforms.

The only "disturbance" going on is in someone's pants. I love this guy's job title and I wouldn't mind directing a few student affairs of my own. By "proper dress" I wonder if he's referring to French maid outfits. They'd rank about the same on the perv-scale.

The article's two most salacious quotes are attributed to "a vendor at Bang Kapi's Tawanna market" but I strongly suspect that our deskbound heroes made them up.

Skirts are more daring this year than last year. Some are as tiny as 30cm from waistline to hem and there are short skirts with front, rear and side slits, depending on your preference.

But what about those ultra-tight white shirts they wear to flash their flawless tits between the buttons?

The SSS size was the smallest shirt last year but, this year, our smallest size is SSSSS.

Yummy.

The Director of Student Affairs at Kasetsart University promises tough action against the provocative little minxes.

We will warn the freshmen about the issue at orientation day.

The Nation reassures it's worried readers that "so far, the students are ignoring the warnings" so the upstanding men of Thailand can breathe a collective sigh of self-relief.

It was our Mango Sauce Nightlife Correspondent who saved me the clipping:

The skirts are so short and the blouses so tight that my Thai maid, who has never in five years questioned my reading habits, remonstrated "mai dee" (not good) when she saw me ogling the photograph in the newspaper.

There is no doubt that the girls in these outfits are quite stunning and, prior to an evening expedition to Patpong, voyeurs can do no better for an aperitif than view the girls of Chulalongkorn University when they gather after classes around Siam Square, Siam Centre or Siam Paragon at about 5 pm.

These girls are much more attractive than their sisters of the night but in one important respect there is a shortcoming. Despite going to the best university in Thailand, their spoken English is minimal.

Still, they have beautiful smiles and, in any case, they present lots of opportunities for "free lance" English lessons.

Our nightlife correspondent hasn't been the same since he stumbled across those infamous Rangsit blowjob pics.

I'll counsel him about that later but, in the meantime, we've got a pressing engagement at Baccara.

Readers' comments

ajarn farang says:

I keep advocating an inter-varsity wet t-shirt contest but none of my opposite numbers seem to take me seriously. Some lurvely eye candy on campus.. =:-0

University LECHerer in Flangeland - best job in the world? Nah, run a close second by Chief Taster in the Quality Control Department of Calsberg (probably).

June 19, 2006 6:54 PM

bangkokram says:

Without wanting to sound a complete perv, these girls brighten up what can be somewhat boring days while commuting.
I presume they dress like this to be noticed, and wow! They get noticed.
It is all to easy to liken everything in Thailand in a positive light compared to the UK. However the baggy jeaned, hoody wearing man haters at our Uni's don't quite match up to their Thai sisters.
I also notice the UK students, but for looking a complete and utter grungy mess, with the same attraction as a warm, stale bottle of Singha. In their defence they could probaly drink alot more Snakebite than the Thai girls.
Obviously at my age I can only look, but if I was 20 years younger, 20 kilo's lighter and owned the latest Honda Wave 125, i'd be like a rat up a drain pipe.

June 19, 2006 7:08 PM

Andrew Fox-Russell says:

I've often told friends I'd love to see a bar based on a university uniform theme on Soi 33. It would be easy for the girls as they can go straight from school to work and not have to get changed.....

June 20, 2006 5:39 AM

Andy says:

Typical reactionary piece of lazy "journalism" from the Nation. Although having said that, I wouldn't mind a full-colour 5 page spread regarding this latest terrible affront to Thai Decency.
The girls look great and they know it.
I'm of the opinion that uniforms should be compulsory for female students only; the lads seem to use them as a reason to shoot each other. (Seems like "gunman" is a legitimate career option for Thai "Vocational Schools".)

June 20, 2006 11:17 AM

ajarn farang says:

These girls are in their prime and there is something so exceedingly sexy about a glowing teenage princess behind the wheel of a BMW. You will not find this kind of thing amongst the drug-addled shag mattresses of Soi Cowboy (unless you count the girls of Ramkhamhaeng)!!

June 20, 2006 11:20 AM

Daniel says:

These girls are the reason why taking the skytrain is so much better than going to Nana or the other naughty areas. The college girls on the train are better looking and it's a lot cheaper with less health risks.

I'd be in heaven if I got on to a train and they all started calling me handsome man, asking me to buy them and their friends drinks, and asking what hotel I was staying in.

June 20, 2006 6:09 PM

jimbo says:

make sure you got an empty sack chaps, no good walking around siam or mbk in the heat looking at those legs and silky hair especially if you got jeans on.

June 20, 2006 9:38 PM

Frankie says:

I like it when their puffy little mounds show in their skirts. Truly a work of art. University girls are fun to try to pick-up, and when you nail one...it's awesome!

June 20, 2006 10:00 PM

bangkokram says:

A little word of caution that breaks mine and most of the contributors fantasies.
My better half as pointed out that many of the girls who sport these "come and get it, I'm hot!" costumes are High School Girls. This brings some of the lovlies into the Gary Glitter age range.
So unless you are only trying to improve their "Oral" english, a sly look at their ID may be in order.

June 22, 2006 7:01 PM

hentaigaijin says:

Old enough to read, old enough to bleed! Only joking. Don't be daft man, the uniforms are distinct from one another, Shirley?

June 23, 2006 12:20 AM

john likes says:

oh really. !

Those thai girls wear such ill fitting clothing, it should'nt be allowed im not going to stand for this anymore.

"Thats it" !.........right, im off to complain about this at Eden . i promise you that the problem concerning the tight fitting school uni's be be dealt with quite soon.

you will be hearing from me in due course.!

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September 1, 2006 4:50 PM

georgy boy says:

i was driving past a uni the otherday what did i see to make me nearly collide with the car in front about 7 thai students with very short scottish kilt like dresses black pop tights and wow blouses busting to pop open

October 9, 2006 12:24 PM

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