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January 3 2004

Thai dogs eat shit

Thai dogs eat shit

Bangkok's stray dogs crap all over the place but you never see the results. Where has the mountain of missing poop gone? Yesterday, my Thai girlfriend explained the shocking truth - Thai dogs eat shit.

If they knew about this, our pampered western pooches would choke on their beef stew and biscuits. In Thailand, however, the dogs aren't so fussy. For them, another dog's steaming offering is an appetizing free lunch. Only one thing tempts them more - human excrement. It's so much tastier than dog dirt that they go crazy for it.

Lacking a toilet in her own home, a fellow pupil at my girlfriend's Buriram primary school used to lay her logs in the forest. She also had a pet dog. Each day, as she set off for the trees, her canine companion would be hard on her heels. Her turds would barely touch the ground before he gobbled them up. Toilet paper was quite unnecessary. For dessert, he would clean her up with his rasping tongue.

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[Posted to Thai Secrets by David]

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Readers' comments

dennispattyn says:

It's a dog eat dogshit world

Mike says:

Yes, but not ALL of it - I nearly got a sandle full yesterday in Sukhumvit Soi 7 or was it 9 - anyway I looked for a mut to show it to it's lunch but not one in sight, seem to be fewer around now or perhaps they hide during Songkran! not daft Thai dogs!

Bryan Flowers says:

Gives a whole new meaning to "rimming"

Matt says:

where are your manners? you know when in rome...

its called "ma kinkow kima"

for those that havent been around a bar girl enough to learn thai, thats dog eats dogshit.

arroi mak mak!

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