January 13 2006

Thai bird flu spread by cock-sucking

Thai bird flu linked to cock-sucking

Man with big cock

Thai officials have confirmed that the deadly H5N1 bird flu virus can be transmitted to humans who engage in cock-sucking but the busy ladies of Patpong's infamous Star of Light Bar need not be unduly concerned. It's their fathers and brothers who are most at risk.

When the whiskey bottle is drained and your farang son-in-law won't give you the cash to go whoring, nothing relieves the tedium of upcountry life better than the compelling mix of animal cruelty and illegal gambling to be found at a cock fight.

It's a brutal contest and the rules are simple. The winner scoops the pot and the loser gets served up in one.

Most injuries sustained are to the head and neck and the feathered fighters are prone to choking on their own blood. To prevent asphyxiation bringing the bout to a premature end, trainers are permitted to clear the birds' throats - by sucking the goo into their own mouths.

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Not surprisingly, this can expose them to the bird flu virus.

As an upcountry poultry farmer, you could minimise your risk of contracting bird flu by boycotting this cruel sport - or by paying someone else to suck your cock.

[Posted to Thai Secrets by David]

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Readers' comments

ozricmann says:

I heard a guy got sucked off by his girlfriend just after she had eaten some real spicy Thai food and he had to put in cold water just to keep it from burning up.
now maybe this is true but surely he should find know what she’s been eating beforehand let alone sucking.........

I also 'heard', not stating it as a fact, that there are some perverse sexual practises involving Thai men with chickens in the Issan countryside.
so yes indeed, bird flu could be caught from a Thai girl sucking your dick....

‘think hard’………

………scary eh!

October 1, 2006 9:41 PM

Looper says:

Hi Ozric, yes, I had a similar experience when I made the mistake of letting my girlfriend tongue my ass after her she'd polished off a plate of panaeng curry.
By the way, I would recommend the swift application of some cucumber dipping sauce or whipped cream (the spray can stuff is fine) rather than a glass of water.

October 3, 2006 8:46 AM

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