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April 9 2004

Thai Airways genital mutilation horror

Thai Airways genital mutilation horror

Could the Thai Airways in-flight magazine, Sawasdee, be advocating cannibalism? This delicacy, pictured on page 51 of the April issue, doesn't look like any Thai dish that I've ever eaten.

Indeed, I must say that I wouldn't want to sample it because, if I'm not mistaken, this smiling Thai Airways trolley-dolly is busy carving slices off the end of a black man's cock.

The accompanying article assures Thai Airways passengers that "All types of meat incorporated in flight meals have been through the Halal process" but this knowledge must be of scant comfort to the unfortunate donor.

Let's hope and pray that he elected to undergo gender realignment surgery and that Thai Airways was merely serving up the leftovers.

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[Posted to Thai Secrets by David]

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Readers' comments

usvirgin says:

Whoa...when I read the headline I thought I'd stumbled upon something really controversial here (well, it could be in my country).

Alas, no mention of Tata Young, and another shitstorm avoided. Couldn't you have worked her name into the story somehow?

Bangkok Phil says:

Dave,
You're bloody lucky mate. We poor teachers haven't seen the food sitting next to it much either!
Still, for those of you jet-setters who can afford to travel first-class while the rest of us salivate behind the grubby blue curtain, you might want to choose a bit more carefully when the stewardess asks if sir would like the lobster or the cock-au-vin? Badaboom!

C. Sandesist says:

What crawled up USVirgin's ("virgin"?) ass and died? Come up with something better than David's site or shut your nagging hole!

Bangkok Phil says:

I didn't realise that the subject of Tata Young was such a veritable hornet's nest. Anyway, enough about third rate singers with psuedo-American accents and let's get back to this black man's genitalia issue.

usvirgin says:

I apologize for the outburst. I will never again underestimate the loyalty or overestimate the depth of the Thai pop music fan.

That delicacy appears to be a morsel of sushi known here as the 'California Roll'. It may take on different proportions on Thai Airways Japan routes, but then Godzilla was big too, wasn't he?

All I know is that if I ever find a cleaver that size in my wife's nightstand, I'll know she's having an affair.

Ken says:

I believe if you find a cleaver of that size in your wife's nightstand, she's not thinking of her affairs, but yours instead.

usvirgin says:

Hi Ken,

I don't know where you get your information, but thanks for the compliment!

Ken says:

Well, OK, a cleaver of any size. Any sharp objects, actually. Perhaps a metal detector is needed at the door.....

Bai-Bua says:

about the service, Thai people hornestly dont like Thai Airways much since their service sucks and the staff are too pride, no service minded. i was an agent who dealt with Thai Airways staff sometimes and many of them didn't offer good help and spoke badly, some were nice though...

The Thai Airways once set, what do you call? They apologized cleints once for the bad service. Big people in board apologized hi-so clients themselves but lower position staff were still not realized that and Thai Airways was ranged to be the third class of airline service.

The airfares are too expensive for flights departing from Thailand. Good thing about them is they have direct flights to many countries.

I'm not sure how better Thai Airways has improved now but the bad impression is still.

Cal says:

I completely agree with Khun Bai-Bua. Thai Airways flight attendants are very snooty. They are often "it" girls from good universities with family connections (that's how they get the job to begin with since it's competitive to get into so they are too proud to serve. They are stuck up, especially to fellow thais, perhaps except if you are a hi-so.

JR says:

Thats funny... i get along just fine with em... o wait.../me removes the "it" sign.

Did you use true thai speech or the foreigner trying to speak thai speech :) The latter should work better.

kidding aside its true i've heard complaints from other Thais before but i've been treated fine...so far.

As for the slicing thing...looked like a vegetable, then looked like sushi roll... at long last.... I concluded its some exotic salami.

Frank says:

I believe it is a kind of beef product. Probably prime rib/pot roast (actually, I wouldn't know, I've had neither). But I'm pretty sure the stuff exists where they wrap it up in string to maintain the shape while it is cooked.

Road Natzi says:

Hey,

I once had a thai chick chasing me with a knife just like that one !!

I thought knifes were banned on all international flights, if some of the islamic fundalmentalists see this add, they might fly thai and crash the planes into a couple of Bangkok humpies.

Kay says:

dude, it looks like a black pudding/blood sausage (an item of food here in Britain).

but of course, I wouldn't know, because I'm a vegetarian.
and because of that I'd really rather they photographed the girl with something less questionable

annie says:

Thai Airways provide lousy services, its seem they are always eager to serve men more then women... Yes I has seen it myself where they treated their own kind like they are no body!

Kwai Key says:

"What crawled up USVirgin's ("virgin"?) ass and died? Come up with something better than David's site or shut your nagging hole!"

The way this site is going these days One would have to say that 'notstickmanbangkok' is a much better site...

MS is a dive..... down down down..

Paul Barton says:

David,

Having lived in Brazil a good few years, this kind of event wasn't too uncommon. I remember an article in the 'Globo' about an angry wife doing just that to her unfaithful sleeping husband. I think this delicacy is only available on the Rio/Bangkok flight shown in this photo. However on the London/Bangkok service, there's a shrimp dish that could well have sucpicious ingredients, I'd give it a miss next time just to be sure.
As to Thai Airways, I'm just pleased to be alive when I land. I'm too drunk and nervous to notice the service.

Paul Barton

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