Sexy Thai girls in uniform

Porkswordsman says:

Thre is a style of short white sock popular in the Phillipines which might qualify as a sort of 'uniform'. The turn-down part has a bit of embroidery (usually pink, with a flower motif or cute cartoon character) that, teamed with a pair of brown skinned sinewy Asian legs, is awfully SEXY!

usvirgin says:

David,
I'm sure you've seen the SIA sarong kebaya on display at the Bus Stop on soi 4. Escort one of their hostesses to a few tailor shops and I'll bet you'll find one who can obtain the fabric and make a copy (or perhaps just ask the bar owner). They are also available for sale (in "girls" sizes) at singaporeair.com.

God do I miss the upstairs at Baccara :-(

Toby says:

i did notice that the flight attendants on singapore air were all unusually attractive. gotta love their human resources department!

Basil Brush says:

Try walking from the Skytrain to Phantip Plaza on a weekday lunch time. (Not recommended for those with a heart condition).

Max Bygraves says:

Where would you start from Pal?

Go on tell me a story......

Max Wall says:

I walked from Nana once.

Oooh my balls did ache. I'll have to change these tights. I know they look good but that distance in the heat.... fuck it.

Max Miller says:

You ever tried walking in a suit like mine?

You've never lived.

Dana says:

I've had it bad for the soi 4 Bus Stop girls for years. I don't want to ever hear that they are approachable. I prefer the delusion that they are unapproachable. My afternoon delight is to buy a brazed chicken breast on a skewer a little bit further down the street and then amble up to the Bus Stop and smile at the girls. Simple pleasures. Thailand.

duuude says:

for those lucky enough to vist pattaya,look for the honey around the police van on walking street,she could frisk me any day!

BLACKCUNT says:

Hey , wonder no one talked about the silom road and the small sois that connect sathorn to silom road.I usually start from one end and make a u-turn at the red light and walk in opposite directionon the other side of the road.Done, I do take my raedings with my sphygometer(sp. not really sure or just dont care)!170/120 normal says its perfectly ok.

Mike says:

"Simple pleasures. Thailand."

Yes, so right, Dana. What a chance to be here...

Marmite says:

One of the best feelings in life - living 20 yards away from Baccara :-D

La la la....

jonny says:

eyah, i know the bus stop girls well. used to go there quite a bit, as i hang at my friend's pub nearby.

one night i got pissed at my friend's spot and then was swaggering by bus stop. one of the 'sing attendant' greeter girls who i always chat with and had my eye on was there. i just staggered up to her and said 'let's go'. paid her barfine and went home for a pretty good series of shags (skany breath though, 'natch).

so, yes, they are approachable, but only if you're good looking like me.

Tahar says:

What is amazing about the Singapore Airlines girls is that they are about three standard deviations better-looking than the average Singaporean. It makes me wonder if there is some sort of Stewardess Academy where promising young hotties are taken and trained to be the world's sexiest trolley-dollies. Or is it just the uniform?

jonny says:

Mr Tahar-

Again, based on experience, I believe I can help with your query. Due to the popularity and glamour attached with working for Sing air, they of course attract the top candidates for air-ho jobs. This means they feed from a pool of not simply Singapore's small stock of hotties, but all of Asia's. So, many of the lovelies you see sporting the sarong are not even 'Singaporean'. Case in point: my ex in the US was a super-hottie ex-model who worked for Sing for years. She was 'the Singapore girl' selected one year in the 90s. She was Taiwanese.

I don't know if we ever discussed the how and why of her going to work for Sing, but her choice backs up the claim that working there is a serious draw for Asian chicks. She had an engineering degree and had been designing semicons but chose to be an air-ho instead.

Seems (just like most airlines, but more so because of their rep) that a lot of girls choose to work for sing for the 'i'll get to travel to exotic places then marry a rich businessman i meet in raffles class so i can retire before i get pushed out for being to hold' factor.

cheers

jonny says:

sorry, i meant 'being too old'

Tahar says:

Ah, yes, well that explains it.

Sorry to all for getting this thread far afield. Let''s talk about uniforms some more. In particular, how much hotter are the white gov't uniforms than the Monday Tans?

Dana says:

Speaking of uniforms--I was once in one of the big airports (I think it was Hong Kong bu not sure) years ago. I was sitting in the waiting room for passengers who are going to continue on but they have to clean the plane first, etc. Suddenly all around me were the most beautiful women in the world. Turns out Korean Air and Singapore Air and Cathay Pacific were all doing crew changes at once and through my little waiting room. There must have been 60 women. Each young and fertile and curvey and perfectly coifed and made up and dressed and smiling and laughing with the happiness and exuberance and hope of youth. And each one looked as if she was chosen based on beauty. I never forgot it. The Korean Air uniforms were terrible. They looked like military uniforms. But it didn't matter. The woman were stunning. So much different than the horses you now routinely see on American airlines (Delta is a good-bad example) where the uniforms are cheap blue bags and the nice ladies have left youth behind. For my money the prize for beautiful, stunning, feminine women goes to Cathay Paciific. I always get an aisle seat so that I can spend the long hours looking up and down the aisles. At the end of 13 hours from New York they always look perfect. Not a hair out of place, angelic smiles and bright accessible eyes, and perfect postures. I don't actually think they are humans at all. I think they are angels that have been sent down from heaven to give me life.

Errant says:

'I think they are angels that have been sent down from heaven to give me life.'

They think you've been sent to receive peanuts. Maybe a moist towel.

c200k says:

I was driving my car near the Khao San area near the goverment buildings, when suddenly, at STUNNING and AMAZING young woman crossed the street between the cars stuck in the trafic jam. I watched in wide-eyed wonder as the BEAUTIFUL young woman in a plain brown uniform ( not a ribbon or rank, ) passed right in front of me ! she had to be 1.8m tall, couldnt have been over 20 years old,perfect medium brown skin, the longest and thickest single pony tail I have ever seen, carrying her shoes in her hand and running barefooted across 5 lanes of traffic jam and into a Ministry of...? parking area ! oh I wish somehow I could meet or even see that again ! It TRULY IS Amazing Thailand !

Dexlowe says:

Even some of the women who work as security guards in my office complex would turn heads. Blow that fucking whistle one more time, darlin' and I'll rip that bloody uniform off you and do you on the bonnet of my car. Royal Guards my ass, or your ass. I'm having a piss in Robinsons, Soi 19, one day and a cleaner walks in and she was gorgeous -- wore her uniform like a SIA hostie. Big gold earrings, very cute smile. Fucking near fractured my dick on the urinal. But it's the parades of uni students we get through the office that kill me. Tight little skirts, taut and trim bodies and eyes darting to see who's watching them. God, I've got to get a job as a lecherer at Chula. My mate and I play spot the Prada (or is it Prado?) handbag. Then we know which one is on the game. Just for a laugh, we weasel by them, make eye contact and try to engage them in a smiling contest. Dear me, where did I put the niphedipine?

Dex

TANAI KWAI says:

"God, I've got to get a job as a lecherer at Chula."

Hilarious.

I was considering doing that but the article about university positions on the Stick deflated me just a bit. But I'll probably still have a go at it though as the perks seem sans pareil.

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get_bent says:

A great quote from a book I'm reading at the moment:

"You men all go gaga over these little girls here, and I got a theory about that. I think men who run after Asian women are really all bloody pedophiles at heart. My own observation is that western men who come to Asia are generally unsuccessful with western women and they are looking for harmless playthings who will feed their egos and make no demands. Essentially, they're looking for children."

Amen.

David says:

The woman who first explained this theory to me also genuinely believed that men who shag women up the arse are gay.

stu_$ says:

to... get_bent

thats a pretty big statement, to be throwing around
but i do know what you mean ,
for your information i have been a male model since i was 16 , and i have probably had more farang pussy than you have had hot dinners
i m certainly no fuckin pedophile
if you cant see the difference between farang chicks and thai ladies...?
you must have a nutsack over your eyes !
personally, i worked in an office in aus and remember how the farang chicks drank and farted more than the guys !
i never saw a farang lady cover her mouth
to yawn or use a toothpick
but its rude not to here, especially ladies
i myself dont understand guys who go after girls built like milk cartons with mosquito bites for tits...
i just hope that authorities are doing something about it rather than spending the whole police budget on...err, whatever it is they are doin ?

and as far as guys doin women up the wrong un
if you expect us to believe that a womans ass
is no different from a mans ...?
then you've already proved yourself to be a scrotum

TANAI KWAI says:

get_bent,

Please provide the name of the publication in which this article appeared. If I'm not mistaken it was the Asia-Pacific Journal of Anthropology or one of the other better known refereed scholarly journals but I simply can't recall.

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get_bent says:

Tanai Kwai:

It's actually from a fictional work called "Killing Plato" by Jack Needham. I'm not saying that all farang men in Thailand want to screw children: I'm saying that it seems (and reinforced from comments here) that a lot of the men want women who will dote and swoon over them who are totally dependent on them, and who don't expect anything in return. However, I think these men need to look at the motivations of these women, ie. money, having a white boyfriend, etc. BUT if they do not care, then hey - more power to 'em!

By the way Stu, I have heard about Australian women, and believe me, I do not belch without covering my mouth, chew with my mouth open, or consistently have a toothpick in my mouth. :-)

Errant says:

'... western men who come to Asia ... are looking for harmless playthings who will feed their egos and make no demands.'

Feeding the ego, perhaps. But enough ducks get fed with severed testicles to weaken the 'harmless' argument.

And just because you can't understand what she's saying doesn't mean she isn't making a demand.

Laughing365 says:

TO Get_Bent

Very old 'theory' in a new coat which seems to be the mantra of every foreign women in Thailand. The discussion which results from it is always the same and never leads anywhere! BORING & DISMISSED! NEXT PLEASE!

Normally I would not even bother to comment on this but I was surprised to see this 'theory' regurgitated again in retaliation to a harmless piece about women in uniforms being sexy and the comments from the readers agreeing. FYI men around the world do find women in uniforms sexy and vis a versa.

Laughing365

Big Blue says:

quote from Withnail & I that sums up Thai chicks in uniforms, : "Little tarts....they love it!"
especially the Uni girlies...ultra-tight tops and mini-skirts sitting at the front of the class, very occasionally giving the quick flash...'yes, you've past this semester'.. and who's complaining?
...and if you're ever in Japan, hold on to your hat! ..its uniform fetish heaven over there..

Big Al says:

Any bird in a uniform does it for me!!!

Thai is just better.

Big Al

Raz says:

Agree ... the whole uniform thing is ace !

I used to live in Hong Kong and Cathy do recruit some of Indias finest ... a few months in Honker tends to shake them up a little ... Cathy girls were known as 'LBFM's' when i was there 'little brown fucking machines'

Never see any Thai Air chicks around ... they always seem a little frumpy and aunt-like -/

TING TAWNG says:

W32.Fembot.Get_Bent.Worm - this worm attaches itself to any thread that contains the words "sexy", "Thai", "uniform", and "miniskirt" in them. Symptoms include the Bad Argument (254) error: non-sequitur accusations of paedophilia toward all contributors to the thread.

Feng Bao says:

"A great quote from a book I'm reading at the moment:

"You men all go gaga over these little girls here, and I got a theory about that. I think men who run after Asian women are really all bloody pedophiles at heart. My own observation is that western men who come to Asia are generally unsuccessful with western women and they are looking for harmless playthings who will feed their egos and make no demands. Essentially, they're looking for children."

Amen."

This simply reconfirms my observation that many Western women will try to find fault with Western men rather than look themselves in the mirror. An unkempt appearance, an ignorant and poor attitude - such as shown in the quote above, and rolls of fat are simply not that appealing compared to Eastern alternatives.

Also implicit in the quote is a not-too-subtle racism - that Asian women are inferior - showing a remarkable ignorance of Asian culture - along a hatred of children and the family.

Anonymous says:

actually there is an academy for singapore airline stewardesses. It's basically a charm school. apart from the usual how to serve, how to clean, they also taught linguistic skills.

but the most important things they learn is to flash a million dollar smile at all strangers, within the academy grounds they have to smile at all and any strangers they meet even if they happen see someone walking towards them from 15 meters away.

If anyone are caught not smiling they will be expelled.

Thats why whenever these stewardesses flash a smile on the plane at tourists esp the farangs will go nuts and gaga, when they go home they will exaggerate to all their friends when they go home abt how many beautiful comely women in
singapore ... tourists pah.

Road Natzi says:

Its simple, its NOT possible to compare farang women to thai women, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ATTEMPTING TO.

IF only we could kill all the farang women and populate the world with little thai honeys.

As for the arse thing, its clear, the anus has twice as many muscles as the pussy and is half a dozen degrees warmer, so why wouldnt you give it a plug.....OF COURSE get bent is a little nervous because his face probably looks like an arse and hes sick of getting poked in the eye with blunt objects.

Could all FARANG women please vacate this world and report to get bent and his micro sized pock ridden penis.

Road Natzi says:

Sorry one other thing I forgot to mention to you get bent.......if you ever get to leave the internet cafe and try an asian you will know the following and stop making stupid comments.

ONCE YOU GO ASIAN YOU WILL NEVER GO CAUCASIAN !!!!

shaft says:

Well, hi verybody .Of course they are approachable only if you treat them like ladies or human beings not like meat. In fact im latino not white and I date a gorgeous thai girl from roi et and she paid my trip lima bangkok Lima and it was amaizing. 12 days of crazy and uncontrolled sex. I met her before while studying abroad and in that country it was 1 year and a half of uncotrolled sex .But first of all you have to be polite every single woman likes to be treated like a flower with tenderness and love, thats all also of course sweet words after all that shit just you know just do the nasty :) but do it well