Mr T talks to Mango Sauce

Kasman says:

Dave,

With all that is going on right now with the Ministry of Communications, posted this story is playing with fire.

Even in satire, I am sure the Thais do not see it that way and maybe would even look at it is Taksin sympathizers.

Thais do not know now to read stories like this and equate it to a joke.

I can see it now Mango using its 100,000 of thousands of loyal readers to pony up the cash to mount a serious challenge to the current authorities?

Well Dave, this is one story subject I think you should steer well clear of.

Kasman over and out

Kasman says:

Dave,

I just sent this story over to a Thai relative of mine and asked him to just read the story and email me back what he thinks of this.

It is going to be very interesting what his comments are because he works for the government here.

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Hi Keith "Kasman" Summers

Dream on.

Regards
David

critic says:

Nice one Sucker!

Started off Mr. T, ended more Ali G.

Still pretty funny.

Prufrock says:

Perfect :-)

Common Sense says:

Kasman,
You truly should quit being so selfish and return to where you came from. Somewhere out there, a village is being deprived of their prized idiot.

moss says:

Well done, David!

Kasman only hope of alerting the authorities to David's "trangressions" is only going to make Keith look like a pro Thak-siner, worthy of being deported on a lesser charge, I would suggest.

Khap, pohm!

Andy says:

Fuck off Kasman. You obviously don't have any influence other than threatening to "go tell teacher."
Can't you find other people to latch onto and stalk? Sorry pal, you've had your 15 minutes already. Crazy fool.

Prufrock says:

Kasman/Keith Summers, in his inimitable patronizing, racist, self-serving style and for his own vicious, poisonous and self-serving reasons, posted the following insult to Thai people and in particular, to the intelligence of Thai administrative professionals at the Ministry of Communications whom he currently seeks to manipulate:

Kasman says: "Thais do not know now to read stories like this and equate it to a joke.
April 5, 2007 9:01 PM

But you're here for them, right Keith?

Billy says:

Classic! That was excellent

Kasman says:

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Mango Sauce is running out of clock.

And in the end, it doesn't really matter.

You Tube will only be the first.

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Hi Keith Kasman

Copying 'Concerned for all's' catchphrase just makes you look like a plagiarist (along with the "charade" and "playing with fire" expressions that you copied from me earlier).

You're the ultimate parasite.

Regards
David

Stick Kettle On says:

Kasman, before you question David’s rather amusing post, you should pause and reflect your own web musings. Essentially what I mean is this; any person who dedicates an entire page/rant bizarrely dedicated to buffalo shit, is surely not qualified to jump on an established Thai blog and criticize amusing, tongue in cheek, current afairs posts.

The Mr T thing is clearly a dig at square jaw, and in no way offensive to the current regime.

Now – more importantly, I am intrigued why a virgin hunting, mad as ten bears, insanely weird fucked up pedo such as you would post 15 random pictures of buffalos on your website? Way to go Kasman/Summers…. You have once and for all confirmed my suspicions that you are severley deranged.

By the way Kasman/Summers… April – not ‘Aprile’. Fool.

Faber & Faber says:

Once again Kasman/Keith Summers displays his envy for all to see. He is truly approaching critical mass and will soon be back in the US licking his wounds and other people's bollocks. His mispelt photo-essay on 'Buffalo shit' was dire. However, he fails to realise there is a hierachy of various shits in Thailand. The order is as follows:

4. Kee Nok
3. Kee Kwai
2. Kee mah

...and at the pinnacle of unfavourable faeces...

1. Kee-ith

From the troubled South to the smoky hills of Chiang Mai, Summers' christian name is the byword for undesirable dung. Kee-ith cannot be used to make shoes, or as substitute concrete, nor can it serve any benefit to society.

Shit sticks, Kee-ith...

Prufrock says:

There's a crazy soi dog here in the neighborhood's main thoroughfare.
This dog, in a desperate search for relief from some mighty itch in his rectum, has been amusing the locals by chewing away at his own arse for the past two and half weeks.

Now this poor fucker is NOT one of those handsome alphas, either. . . the ones that get rescued by compassionate neighbors and taken to the vet for treatment. No way.
Nope.
This one's real ugly. Alone. No other dogs around him at all. He's a mangy flea-bitten cur if I ever saw one. And to boot he's got a fascinating colony of 250-300 blood-gorged ticks muckled onto his almost hairless ribcage.

Teeth bared, completely oblivious to his surroundings he spends the day spinning around and around, snuffling, snorting and biting away at his bloody arse.

He's a neighborhood oddity. Thais and foreigners alike stop and pause on their way to market or to work. All must be wondering, the Thais, the Farangs, the rich, the kids, the schoolgirls, the hawkers, the local cops and the beggars, just when and how this will end.

Couple of days ago the dog spun himself out into the four lanes of oncoming traffic where a taxi, a car and a truck were all forced to brake as Thais do, (much to the surprise of us visitors) and they waited for the dog to get back onto the footpath.
A motorcycle taxi on delivery, less patient than the other drivers, landed a hard kick into the animal's ribs as he swerved around it, driving it back off the asphalt and onto the safety of the footpath.
Today the dog was right back on the road. Cars and trucks swerving and braking all around it as it chewed away at its own bloody arse.

Yesterday I saw a couple of young cops talking to one of the hawkers who from his actions was suggesting a quick local to the head. From the looks of it the cops were thinking that that might be a plan.
There wasn't a golf bag in sight Kasman/Summers. Ony us workin' folks.

G'head push it some more, FUCKWIT

Me says:

Summers: "Even in satire, I am sure the Thais do not see it that way and maybe would even look at it is Taksin sympathizers ... Thais do not know now to read stories like this and equate it to a joke."

Dave 'insulted' the former PM, Summers insulted every educated Thai - my Thai gf had a good laugh at Dave's piece and at Kee-ith's cristian name :-D ... Summers, are you really that dumb?

Truly unbelievable the self-proclaimed non-expertise of that kid...

kwai mai sabai says:

Keith SumMErs strikes again. "cristian name"? Why did you not use spell-check like I told you before, you twit?

Prufrock says:

And now for something COMPLETELY different :-)
Satire, that is, POLITICAL satire is alive and well in Thailand and HAS BEEN for hundreds of years.
ANYBODY who's ever had the experience of sitting through a LIKAE performance and of having had it explained for its satirical significance would understand this.

LIKAE has survived for years as a form of pop-opera political-satire. News events of domestic and local interest are threaded through the old stories and the satirical element is rampant and often quite daring.

THAILAND has closet LIKAE fans EVERYWHERE in ALL classes.
Om Sin loves it. ANY other Thai who does would know in a HEARTBEAT what the blog owner was up to here.

Om Sin says that when she was about 14 or 15, her father bought her a transistor radio so she wouldn't get bored out there watching their buffalo herd.
She listened to mor lam, look tung and LIKAE the way some kids in the country back home would have listened to country music and the Grand Ole Opry.
She's been a fan all her life and she pointed out to me this evening that one character (big old guy glasses) was supposed to be Chavalit. She's also pointed out Sudharat and others who were being pilloried in the news from time to time for various scandals and indiscretions. "Cartoon" is her word for the genre.
Don't let any self appointed experts on the local culture tell you any different :-) Thai people know what satire is.
They'd more or less have to, n'est-ce pas :-?

Mr. and Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix says:

Kasman says:

Dave,

With all that is going on right now with the Ministry of Communications, posted this story is playing with fire.

Even in satire, I am sure the Thais do not see it that way and maybe would even look at it is Taksin sympathizers.

Thais do not know now to read stories like this and equate it to a joke.

I can see it now Mango using its 100,000 of thousands of loyal readers to pony up the cash to mount a serious challenge to the current authorities?

Well Dave, this is one story subject I think you should steer well clear of.

Kasman over and out

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I pity the fool who speak all dat jibba jabba!

Seacrest Out!

Prufrock says:

Kasman/Summers: Thai culture goes far beyond buffalo shit, kaow niew, kai yang, skinned frogs, banana girls and the sex tourism you and your friend Dexter Horne promoted in your NotStickman website.
http://www.notstickmanbangkok.com/

Unless you are simply a blackmailer, masquerading as an expert on Thai culture, or unless you are a completely "naa dan" LIAR, STALKER and MANIPULATOR, I am entitled to a proper answer to the information included in my LIKAE post.

Kasman/Summers, are a complete and utter disgrace to the foreign community and if you think you can effectively hide from the Ministry officials you seek to manipulate you are committing a serious error in judgment.

Kasman/Summers posted this to MANIPULATE Communication Ministry officials into doing his bidding. I interpreted this Kasman/Summers post as a blatant, direct insult to Thailand's professional administrators, in general and to Ministry of Communications officials who deal with the Thai media on a daily basis, in particular:

Kasman/Summers said:
"Even in satire, I am sure the Thais do not see it that way and maybe would even look at it is Taksin sympathizers."
(above)
Further to this, Kasman REPEATED this racist, anti-Thai insult to the intelligence of ALL Thai people. A people known world-wide for their sense of humor and their penchant for mixing work and play:

Kasman/Summers opined: "Thais do not know now to read stories like this and equate it to a joke." (above)

I find this, on a more general level, to be incredibly insulting to Thai people in general.

Kasman/Summers, two things are clear to ALL; even the most obtuse and the least sophisticated among us. First, that you seek to tar this blog owner with the same brush you use for everyone else you threaten and blackmail.
And secondly, that the Mango Sauce blog owner had spent considerable skill, time and effort to execute a clever, ironic, LIKAE-like satire of Thailand's ousted former Prime Minister and the corrupt elements of the former regime.

You disagree? Mask and costume and SATIRE are primary elements of popular LIKAE. I and others who are familiar with this theatrical art form knew in an instant that the Mango Sauce blog owner had, at least a familiarity with this ancient aspect of Thai performance art.

You will STOP your campaign of attempted blackmail of this blog owner and his efforts to satirize the ousted Thaksin regime.
And, more importantly, you will STOP your toxic campaign of DIRECT insults to the Thai people in general and the Thailand's administrative professionals at the Ministry of Communications immediately or face the consequences.

Concerned for all... says:

Prufuck old buddy, the concept of "one shot two kills" is truly lost on you.. You're more of a "spray and pray" kinda guy.. nothing wrong with that I suppose providing you've the time..

Mr Thaksin, BKKchat.org says:

wonkers all wonkers.

l never said a word, "l'm Tiger Woods" opppps!!! l meant "I'm da real Mr Thaky"

Thaxo.

Wombat says:

I just wish Kasman &/or Summers would stop.

Snort says:

Keith Summers, you fucking loony. Buffalo shit and honey girls? Priceless. How long you going to keep your stalking campaign up for you psycho pedo ponce?

Poetic Justice says:

This Prufrock fella needs to get laid...Jeesus!

Kasman says:

Prurock,

Face the consequences of you? What a fucking pathetic joke that is.

Here is some satire for you. Prurock in Bangkwang? The charge? Being a fucking menace to society.

Hide away and bang out your diatribe on the keyboard in the safeness of your little office cubicle while your Thai Boss has his backed turned.

Sorry Dipshit, but I fear no one here in Thailand. All the threats in the fucking world here are never going to move me.

Now get your pathetic ass back and finish your work before the bosses deadline. I would hate to see you get fired and sent home.

Fuck that would suck, I would have no one here to irritate anymore.

While you are at it, be a good little boy and go fetch me a cup of coffee.

Lecter @ Schoochers says:

I detect some animosity.....
The Original post was exactly that.
Anyways, if they take exception and block, then it's removed.
Who's hurt?
I'll ring my friends at youtube for an opinion!!
Lec

Prufrock says:

Keith Summers in his Kasman identity posted: . . . I fear no one here in Thailand.

Keith, you're drinking again, aren't you.

Stick Kettle On says:

Kasman/Summers

It pains me to say this…. rarely in my life have I ever considered the notion of death on a fellow human being a pleasing thought (dictators, serial killer and rapists aside), however you have put me in a state of mind I hope I will never find myself in again; that being, the pleasing thought of some pissed off rent o’kill yabba fueled Thai sent to dispose of a guy I have never met or communicated with.

This thought is so more shaming considering I don’t know you.

I just can’t help myself though. The thought has crossed my mind a few times; namely; 'is it a reasonable assumption to make, to think that Kasman/Summers will one day meet his maker as a result of all the perverted, wicked, deranged and twisted content he spews forth every Thursday.?'

The answer is yes. Someday, surely, you are going to get it. You deserve it, you sick stalking cunt.

And this is my point, I guess… Would I wish this on you? No. Would it make me chuckle and feel strangely satisfied? Yes.

Kasman/Summers – you are not a web blogger. You are a web stalker who everyone despises. People hate you Summers…. Does that mean nothing to you? Seriously I have to ask; really and truly, surely this must bother you a little? The thought that literally thousands of ex-pats in LOS despise you? I have to ask this as you seem to be aware of this national/global hatred but do not care in the slightest. The fact that you have not closed your site down in the hope that people forget about you is indeed qualification that you are beyond help. You are a twisted sick twat, and I fucking hate you with a passion mate….. and I have never even met you!

Fuck you. I hope it is only a question of time before someone does the right thing and pays you a visit.

Cunt.

Prufrock says:

Concerned: "the concept of 'one shot two kills' is truly lost on you."

You've not really been paying attention there, have you.
Kasman/Summers is PRECISELY that.
Just firming up the triangulation for you, or any of these other hard asses who've been ticking away so enthusiastically (but doing nothing)

You can take this Kasman/Summers thing to the BANK.

BTW, Been waiting for YOUR big play for months, hard ass.
You're waiting for . . . ??

Prufrock says:

Yo, Poetic: Thank you for your concern

. . . . with alarming regularity, and right across the entire spectrum of local snack brackets. And some pussy that I have no business getting. At all. Whatsoever:-)

(sigh) If you only knew :-)

Prufrock says:

Stick Kettle on: Yeah, geezis man, before I ran into this guy I was a goddamn Baha'i.
No shit.
Is this, like, gonna be the Web's first documented instance of suicide by blogging?
Is the FUCKWIT in that much pain or so deeply in the thralls of cheap over-the-counter psychotropics or is he simply just barking forking MAD???

I have the feeling that sooner rather than later some one IS gonna take Kasman/Summers' advice and "Step Up"

Concerned for all... says:

Prufuck -

Everyone here knows.. no need to spell it out.

Have patience.. some things in life are better savored and enjoyed. The asswipe hasn't really hurt anyone yet.. but poetic justice/karma will soon catch up to him.

Meanwhile.. calm down and have some faith...

Faber & Faber says:

Ahhhh so! Prufrock, Finally, you are coming round to my way of thinking! Remember a few posts back when I said Keith could do with a scar or 2? You gave me loads of shit for that one, but do you now agree that Summers has got it comin'?

jimmyboy says:

How about a whip round for the local yobbish gentlemen up summers'pug whore wifes village in need of some "medicine" to attempt a bungled leg amputation on mr summers?

fiesta says:

Why you continue to read summer's website is beyond my understanding. If it writes like a troll, it looks like a troll, it IS a troll. Stop feeding it. Ignore the demented looser and let him die of suffication. Now instead, keep the good mango articles coming. I enjoy reading this site.

Prufrock says:

Oh yeah, Karma. Forgot about that. Are we not part of that Karma?
No one hurt? That's open to comment, I suspect.

Perception is everything.
Summers, complaining before the Communications Ministry had been hanging his hat on that "tourism site" disguise.
That's less of an option now. The "facts" as Summers likes to present them are up here for all to see.
Just scroll back. Kasman/Summers in one body is now an empirically verifiable fact, clearer than before.

I'll defer to those "hipper than thou," the action experts and the portent-laden pronouncements of those who insist they're on more spiritually exulted planes than I for now and let Nature take its course.

Thank you for your comments.

Dr Earnshawe says:

KEITH SUMMERS CLASS 5 EASTER REPORT

Many of you will be aware that Keith is currently in 5th grade as a valuable member of our Special Needs Department. I hope that Mango Sauce is a small and caring enough community to be trusted with the confidentiality this document.

ENGLISH: As a former resident of the colonies that produced Hemmingway and Scott-Fitzgerald, it is disappointing to report that Keith remains almost illiterate. He has the mistaken (or miss-taken as he would express it) belief that quantity will somehow make up for what is lacking in grammar, punctuation and spelling. What is even more distressing is the content of his writing. For example, a recent ramble on excrement turned into sexual fantasy. Although he is not the first boy to similarly indulge himself, it is distressing to note that the focus of his ardour was farm animals.

SCIENCE: Understanding is notably weak, as far as arrogantly ridiculing his teacher’s comments (on another boy’s essay!) with the notion the 2nd law of thermodynamics should be partly explained in terms of enthalpy. In his favour, he has played around with the light emitting diodes in electronics class and has the idea of using them in business studies. Biological understanding is limited by his revision entirely in the puberty section and subsequent confusion of the terms parasite and disease. Grasp of chemical formula is limited to the active ingredient of bleach. Again, he hopes to use this knowledge in business class.

MATHEMATICS: Abstract concepts are beyond his current abilities and this has limited his problem solving to concrete examples such as adding and subtracting money, for which he appears to have real enthusiasm.

PHYSICAL EDUCATION: The current trend is to dismiss Special Sports Day as meaningless. It is true that the trophies awarded to victors can not fundamentally alter afflictions, but that is not the point - it is about raising self esteem, and retards show as much pride in running as anyone else.

GENERAL COMMENTS: Keith has again made little progress. He often tells tales which make him unpopular among his peers. Major concerns are his invention of invisible friends and living in a grandiose fantasy world in which he pretends to be many other characters. He has started several fights in the playground with the smallest boys and is consequently bullied by the bigger boys.

We believe character to be more valuable than ability, and for those endowed with few natural advantages, it is to be hoped that fortitude could see him finally reach 6th grade.

Dr Earnshawe BSc PhD.

Kasman says:

Prurock, no emotional pain here mate.

There is no need for you to have an emotional internet meltdown here.

Reality Check! It's the internet

Don't emotionally pain yourself and blow a gasket over nothing

Kasman over and out

Prufrock says:

Concerned: Spray and pray? Naaaw.
Just a little covering fire on the flanks.

You know the play, I suspect.
Just don't wanna send the little weasel into another briar patch ;-)
When Kasman/Summers comes out THIS time he's DONE.

ozricdan says:

so much hate..........so little time.

ps. fuck off to that wanker thaksin from bkk chat.

Concerned for all... says:

Prufuck -

KS is within my reach when I want him.

http://good-times.webshots.com/album/
558559179fTneMM

Relax.. because he can't.

Tick tock...

Kasman says:

Prurock, it looks likes Concerned for All has a new nickname for you PRUFUCK hahahahahahahaha.

I wonder how long you are going to emotionally torture yourself, until you figure out your are banging away in total chaotic anger on your keyboard every single day for three weeks in cyberspace.

Christ I hope you did not fail geography and have a clue where cyberspace is? Maybe search around UrANUS if you cannot find it on a map anywhere.

Here is a simple quiz you can take at work? No it's not a trick question either.

It is quite apparent your emotional rage and idol threats have crossed over from the internet into your brain.

OK new idea? Prurock has Road Natzi and some other real wankers lined up, probably alter egos and character creations to support Prurocks idol threats?

The Kasman can line up Road Snotzi, Wango Dave, Kickmanbangok, Bangkok Boyfriend, and Keith Winters.

Then we can have a real internet Hatfield and McCoy right here on this forum.

Kasmans side will be the Hatfields, because McCoy sound too much like Dick in Thai which fits your team perfectly.

PS. Can you make a You Tube Video of your emotional melt down and send it to Dave?

Wango Dave says:

Prufuck, time to shut the fuck up and move onto another forum. You are finished here.

[Wango Dave is a Kasman alias - David]

Kickmanbangkok says:

Prufuck,

Time for you to find a new hobby. How about writing about your anger on stickmanbangkok.com? Please remember to have at least 800 words in your story.

[Kickmanbangkok is another Kasman alias - David]

Keith Winters says:

Prufuck, why o why is your life completely encompassed with this thread? Does your family know you are going off the deep end? Lolita's has 2 for one specials this week if you feel
the need to blow off some steam.

[Keith Winters is yet another Kasman alias - David]

Road Snotzi says:

Prufuck, what can I say? Stick and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

Please don't hurt me Pru? Pretty Please?
I can give you one last 2 bottles of Peppermint Snoptz if you pinky promise not to threaten and hunt me down like a dog chewing his own arse.

[Road Snotzi is yet another Kasman alias - David]

Hat Fields says:

Prufuck, those rednecks from Tennesee are in town. Keep your dogs locked up. Even the tree's aren't safe. I pity the dog chewing his arse in the middle of the road.

[Hat Fields is yet another Kasman alias. I think you've finally pushed Keith over the edge, Prufrock. Or maybe it was the spy photos - David]

jimmyboy says:

oh deary dear Thaxo another semi educated plebiscite and his offerings of moronic psuedo insult telling you to fuxx off, shame we couldnt send him running in floods of tears as the case now, Is a fat useless invalid with little education and has never set foot out of his home state controls the chatroom like the waffen ss.
I can imagine him as one of these types acting out his best (worst)jokes in a beer bar full of gals using his pood thai dee, Then as another foreighner walks in he shuts his mouth pays checkbin and skulks off to find the next deserted shithole to try and impress the hounds inside due to his lack of social skills (as i have noticed)

Faber & Faber says:

Jeesus! Kasman has blown an LED signal fer sure!

idol...idle
Snoptz?

Like a blind muskateer, Keith Summers thrusts away in the dark...also an analogy of his sex life methinks.

Prufrock says:

res ipse loquitur :-)

ChurchLady says:

This looks like as good a place as any to put up this link to a story at the NYTimes - subject: Code of Conduct for Bloggers;-)

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/09/technology/
09blog.html?ex=1333771200&
en=452ed147a37ec925&
ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

For those who don't want to follow - the guy who heads O'Reilly Books and a founder of Wikipedia (I believe) are behind the effort.

Très intéressant.

ChurchLady
Of course it's me, Prufrock. Who else could it be?;-)

Wombat says:

David

I know you are committed to posting every reply but can't you make an exception for Summers & his multiple disordered personalities. They bring nothing to any debate. They only seek to turn it into a mass debate. Leave that to the experts.

Prufock

Just ignore the dickhead.

Dissapointed says:

Trying to reach Concerned's link above I get this:

We're sorry......due to a high volume of page requests, this Webshots page is not available right now.

If you are looking for a photo, it is possible that the photo has moved or no longer exists.

Doesn'tMatter says:

Why oh why do you all keep feeding this monster? If he was ignored he would eventually go away.

And why oh why does David keep posting his tripe here? Oh yeah, the controversy supplied gains hits and traffic. Simple. The man's a nutter. Ignore him, or continue to play with him and let him disrupt the site with this nonsense and quit whining about him. Feed the monster and he grows. You are only giving him what he craves .... attention. Your attention to his tripe validates his existence. He's a holy warior fighting the godless infidels (or possibly a suicide bomber- it remains to be seen).

As we all can see David can easily see who he is- whether Kasman or another of his many aliases. If David truly wanted it to stop he could do so easily. Obviously Kee-ith brings something to the site with his comments here. My guess is traffic. Nothing wrong with that either.

Keep on keepin' on gents. It's all amusing, when it doesn't get too boring.

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Hi Doesn'tMatter

The climate of censorship that prevails in Thailand at the moment is really pissing me off so I don't want to impose it here.

Regards
David

Prufrock says:

ChurchLady
Of course it's me, Prufrock. Who else could it be?;-)

Now, idn't THAT spai-shal. :-)

Prufrock says:

Dissapointed says: Trying to reach Concerned's link above I get this:

We're sorry......due to a high volume of page requests,

(Yeah, "diss" me too. All I got was tick talk, tick talk.)

Saeb says:

I thought it was kinda funny - alas though, only too true!.
Ms M who also works for the government found it hilarious.
So Mr Keef in Isarn - lights out, cocoa and have a nice sleep.

Concerned for all... says:

Disappointed - Don't be sad, it's just a glitch when the website gets busy. Try this link: [URL=http://good-times.webshots.com/album/
558559179fTneMM][IMG]http://thumb11.webshots
.net/t/59/659/5/98/26/2127598260101043891
PPunwC_th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

I know.. long. Use cut and paste. This site is still growing and is a work in progress.

KS and I live in the same town, see each other occasionally and have even broken bread together. He's not a bad sort and I hesitate to see him hurt, so I hope he gets the message and just stops this stalking. If not, and he continues to hurt all farangs in Thailand like he has been with his juvenile prosecution of other farangs who he thinks (real or imagined, makes no difference)crossed him, then it will be time to start posting some really fun pictures and then I can even add captions. So far what's posted will be obvious only to him, but future pictures will be obvious to anyone.

Keith - It's time to cut your sites umbilical cord to Stick's site and see if you can fly on your own. It's time to stand up straight and proud and see if what you have to say is worth reading when not badmouthing another farang. I think you'd be surprised on how easy it is to gain a readership without the gimmicks. Swallow your pride son, stand up straight and walk proud, because you won't like the alternative.

kwai mai sabai says:

Concerned for all is now talking to one of his other alter egos: "Keith - It's time to cut your sites umbilical cord to Stick's site and see if you can fly on your own."
He's gone completely round the bend. It would be funny if it wasn't so SAD.

notfromthailand.com says:

This is just sad, being a Western guy living in a different Asian country I have to say that you guys from Thailand come off like a pathetic bunch of guys. The only guy I can respect in all this is Summers, at least he doesnt act like a teenager defending the honour of his blogging idol. Most of the things written about the expat community at his site has been informative, but it looks like it cuts too close to the bone for most 50 year old teenagers here. Sad to see that is enough to start dreaming about killing someone.

Get a life guys or go home and act it out there, sure your families would be proud of you.

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Hi Keith Summers

Another self-congratulatory posting that employs a feeble "I am not Keith Summers" misdirection in the first sentence.

You're not fooling anyone.

Regards
David

Keith Springs says:

I don't want to be an alarmist but today I could swear I saw John Galt or his doppelganger hanging around outside Foodland at soi 5 (ha) with a camera-phone waiting for David to come out of Took Lae Dee.
Whatsa matter Doesn'tMatter, couldn't get anyone to take you up on your offer to send you a foto of David so you had to do it yourselves?

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Hi Keith Summers

I don't fully understand your comment but I stripped out the link to your blog. My willingness to allow other Thailand bloggers to plug their sites here no longer extends to you.

Regards
David

Prufrock says:

Funny the way things turn out.
Spell checkers can get you only so far, Keith.
Who would have thought that one of the many elements, both common and indelible to Summers' "alter ego" posts would be these consistent mis-uses of proper English grammar, spelling and syntax?

You're like the fucking Lex Luther of bad practice and poor usage. A Thai could post more coherently. But that's not my point.

It does not matter one goddamned bit how many pseudonyms you post under your hillbilly grammar style, pretzel logic reasoning and "reel languj" spelling jest come shinin' through, there you over-the-counter-drug-gobbling nightmare of a FUCKWIT. You have a certain way of expressing yourself, Keith. Perhaps it has something to do with being raised in Dwayne's Doublewide Dominion (Florida's 4th finest mobile home community)

The real horror in ALL of this is that by obsessing like this, you've demonstrated successfully to even the most committed egalitarian that you are actually a real-live, honest-to-Bufurd, cracker-ass tornado bait shit-house rat.

A truly fine specimen. Soon to be stuffed and mounted and coming to a shit house wall near you.

Summers? No one's gonna post into this forum with ANYTHING even neutral to say about you. The best way to slip under the radar is to write more stuff that describes yourself like I just did.

How does it feel that on this board, you exist solely for our amusement now? The moment this blog owner wearies of you and turns the valve on your posts here you'll have to go back to photo-shopping your pathetic web stats?
Wanna prove me wrong?
G'head. Don't post here for a couple of weeks and just see what happens to your already pathetic numbers.

And don't worry about US we'll manage to find something else to discuss.

notfromthailand.com says:

Today I posted my first ever comment on any blog relating to Thailand whatsoever and end up being recognized as being Mr Summers himself by Mr David here.
Could this have something to do with the fact that I was the only one not having a go at Summers? All other posts so far in support of him have quite openly been written by himself without and real aim to hide it, whoever I am happy to see that David takes the time to point out this obvious fact to all readers not blessed with an IQ of 72 or higher.

LOL, you guys are hillarious.

I dont really care about any of you, just figured it was time to let you know how stupid you come off to outsiders. Would like to have you all step up with full names and pictures so all of us could see who we were laughing at each week.

----------

Hi Keith "No Mates" Summers

You are the butt of the joke, lonesome Keith but it's already wearing thin.

Regards
David

kwai mai sabai says:

Sorry, David and Prufrock. That was just me taking-the-piss (as Keith Springs^^). I couldn't resist the wind-up. I only included the link because in case you didn't know, John Galt put out a bounty on David in his last article. I promise I won't do it again if you don't block my IP address.

Common Sense says:

All this Keith Summers fake posting shit is really beginning to irk the shit out of me. Keith do you not realize your fucked up engineer language will never pass as being anything other than your own regardless of how well the spelling and grammar check is.

Seriously fuckwit, if I take my intended trip to Thailand at the end of summer and this shit is still going on, it will take great restraint on my part not to come up there and knock some common fuckin sense into you.

Enough is enough already, FUCKWIT.

Rupert The Fucking Bear says:

Dave - I have posted this like, three times. I keep getting error messages so you may find this post duplicated, just a heads up.

[That's because you chose a handle that nearly filled a page of A4. I've abbreviated it to "Rupert the Fucking Bear" - David]

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Actually that is a point I had never considered previously; Billy No Mates Summers truly has no one to jump on-line and defend this barrage of assault that every man, woman and soi dog in Bangkok seems to be undertaking not just here, but on various other LOS blogs.

I do recall in one of his insane blog's that he had a pal who cooked a mean burger. He may have been Summers one and only candidate likely to stand up for him on this blog... Unfortunately this candidate has been deported from LOS, owing to alleged pedophilia charges back home. Blimey. There is a surprise. Summers only obvious mate deported from Thailand as a pedo.

Actually, I am not being entirely fair. His blog does indicate a few other friends. Namely, the mother and daughter (or was it sister and sister?) who sell honey in his local town. The spring he must have felt in his step on the sunny day he was graced with the presence of a couple of hawkers can be qualified by the fact that he invited them into his factory, interviewed them and took photo after photo.

Then there is the 7 year old kid that he has mentioned more than once and again, took photos. Before you jump to conclusions, Summers is simply endeared to the little girl and considers her a friend. We know this as, strangely, he felt the need to underline the fact that he is not sexually attracted to her on his blog.

Ummmmm. Who esle?

Wait, just thought of one. There was the guy in Pattaya who had a property company. Summers and this guy became pals whilst Summers was doing a little tech work for him on his computer. Wait a minute.... they fell out, thinking about it. That’s right, the guy wanted to kill Summers after knowing him for just a few weeks and waited outside Summers apartment day and night, with the intent of killing him. I guess they are not pals any more.

There was once an Ozzie guy the popped into his factory to say hello. Apparently. Allegedly. Yehfuckingrightingly.

And so, unless we see any posters here with the names 'Banged Up In Blighty' 'Fresh Honey 20B Jar' or 'Nong Lek, Nakhon Junior School', I don’t expect there to be many posts in favor of poor old Keith.

Unless you count Keith Sprigs, notfromthailand, Keith Winters or wango dave. But if they are not Keith Summers aliases then I do not have a hole in my arse.

Jesus, what next? Johnny Biscuit? Peter piper? Roy Rovers?

notfromthailand.com says:

I must say I didnt believe posting a comment here could turn out to be such fun.
Well done David, two posts this morning, both of which you figured as being written by Summers. Unfortunatly you end up looking kind of foolish since that kwai mai sabai ( "I promise I won't do it again if you don't block my IP address" (!!) lol) wrote the other one and I write this.

Everyone, did you ever step back and look at what you are doing here? It didnt strike you as being kind of childish?
That includes Summers too with some of his posts above.

And talking of childishness...looks like calling Summers a pedophile is all the rage here, havent seen any proof of any form from any side so to me this looks like the bully calling another student a gay in 6th grade.

I am impressed by all of you, I am sure Thailand is losing out on a lot of brilliant intellect when some of you flee the country due to not being able to stay there on a tourist visa any longer.

Please dont come to Vietnam.

Peter Piper picked a peck... says:

Common Sense,
Don't you see that's exactly what Keith Summers, Doesn'tMatter, et al. wants?
If somebody comes up to asiancycles headquarters to tune him up he will probably film it and hand it over to Kasman's father-in-law policeman (LOL). Then your ass will be landed in jail and maybe deported. That would suit him just fine. He knows that no one will actually do that because then they wouldn't be able to come to Thailand anymore for the LBFMs. They'll have to go the Philippines or somewhere else for cheap sex. Although the whores here aren't that cheap anymore. Inflation has set in.

jimmyboy says:

Paul Gadds padmate?
If your near/in Hanoi keith kiddydiddler give me a shout i'll glady have a natter with you ,you seem like a fascinating chap, Really keith I hate these nasty wankers I know your in the right and stickmans a twat, All these bad mouthing bastards are just jealous of you living the good life wedged up infants making more than the average thai etc etc beers on me matey.

thebamboorat says:

"Please don't come to Vietnam."

I spent 15 months in that toilet bowl masquerading as a country and definitely don't want to go back thank you very much!!!

Though it strikes me that it would be an ideal place for Mr T to base himself. A one Party state with strict censorship and rampant corruption. He'll fit right in. The Politburo would love the little rascal. Hell, they'd probably offer him a job.

CBM says:

Excuse, I lost the plot cos prufrok and keith kept going back and forth.
do we have line up for the beer or squeeze it out of keith?

sorry for missing the poing, thank you all and have a nice day.

notfromthailand.com says:

Hello jimmyboy,

I dont live in Hanoi, but often go there for meetings, tell me where you would like to have the beer and I would be happy to join you. Hanoi is a small city so am sure we know many of the same people.

I have to warn you though that I am not a native English speaker so might we might have problems communicating if you speak the same way you write.

Hope to see you

notfromthailand.com says:

Hello thebamboorat,

Nice comment. After reading it I can conclude the following:

a) You are having troubles staying in Thailand on your tourist visa and after your bad experiences in Vietnam will most probably wend up in Cambodia in the near future.

b) You spend more time in the bar than gathering inforamtion about the current censorshiop and political situation in the country you are now living in.

"A one Party state with strict censorship and rampant corruption."

Wow, wonder what other country in South-east Asia that description could have been applied to.

Jimmyboy says:

May I recommend a spellchecker for your personal usage Notfromthailand?
No problems with the booze anyway I'm at 110 Giang vo in Dong Da district.
You could even have your meeting there, classy joint I run.
As for bamboorat seems you "don't know the score" same as a lot of gonks who frequent this forum with their semi literate half witted brain dead comments best saved for an intellectual conversation over a bowl of mk suki with their favourite bargirl masquerading as their partner.
Any more silly comments to add???

P.S I wont hold my breath, Even though it might please some.

thebamboorat says:

Hi Jimmyboy and notfromthailand"

Never assume…..

I work and live in Laos not Thailand. Have been in SE Asia for only 4 years and you're right there is a hell of a lot I don't know about this place. There is a lot I'll never know or understand but regardless of my vast ignorance I stand by my original statement. Vietnam sucks!

I base that statemnent on my personal experience of having worked there with a crew of locals and having dealt with all sorts of rapacious government officials from the local beat coppers trying to extract monthly retainers from us to higher officials trying to extract "service" fees to expedite the processing of any of the never ending paperwork.

Jimmyboy. I didn't enjoy my time in Vietnam. Mostly because the longer I stayed the more I began to "know the score" as you put it. Probably about 90% of my time was spent up in the NW and not wanking around in the ex-pat scene in Hanoi or HCMC. I tried spending a few of my breaks in country but despite what the tourist propaganda says Vietnam is NOT a relaxing tourist destination to unwind in after a solid 6 week stint at work. Hanoi might have been great 10-15 years ago but it’s crap now. Tell me how much you love the pollution, the insane traffic, the inescapable noise, the endless layers of petty and circular bureaucracy you deal with for your business.

On an individual level I liked most of the Viets I met but you shoe horn 85 million people of any nationality into a place that small and let a bunch of dour, paranoid Commies run it and it's not going to be a very pretty picture.

Why am in Laos? Communist one party state, and corruption? Check. But it’s a far more relaxed one party state. Communism with a smile if you will. The people are friendlier, there aint 85 million of them and the beer is much better!

“notfromthailand” I admit I have been known to spend a fair bit of time in bars and you’re right that none of it involved gathering any "inforamtion" on "censorshiop". I tend not to waste my time in bars on that sort of crap. Life is too short and beer is in short supply now that Pi Mai Lao is upon us.

Jimmyboy says:

Point taken bamboorat, I can understand your average pleb here disliking the place but, I myself mixing in higher social circles such as government officials I find it quite easy, No money or anything extracted from me.
I'm not defending myself here merely clarifying that I can understand how it may be hard for westerners here who don't know the score ie you, teachers, backpackers whatever to feel alienated here.
Spineless, useless fuxxers get nowhere, Now go and walk around with your map and camera.
As for the traffic and pollution i see a lot of 40 kg sweethearts riding around on their little pretty scooters, Awwwww you should get 1 of those cute dustmasks and learn to drive like a man not a fuxxin nervous panicky old woman.
Did the nasty fumes give you a bad tummy???

notfromthailand.com says:

After posting on this site I am happy to see that:

- I am no longer under suspicion of being Mr. Summers,

- That thebamboorat looks to be a guy with more between his ears than his first post would make us belive.

And I am sad to see that:

- After thebamboorat's rather clear-headed comment, Jimmyboy still finds reasons to go on with his nonsense.

Furthermore I am puzzled by the fact that:

- Such a hot shot as Jimmyboy find it stimulating to try and put people down on a forum like this.

I also own a business in Vietnam and am also mixing in higher social circles as Jimmyboy so nicely put it. Whoever I have never met someone in this circle that had the need to mention this to anyone who doesnt know them. But I am convinced that Jimmiboy must be pretty damn high here if he mingles with the real decision makers in Hanoi. Or he could of course mingle with the district officials in Dong Da, congrats if that is the case.

Last but not least I am surprised that I am still writing here.

Jimmyboy says:

I'm not homophobic but these queers do get on my tits at times.No not literally before you start whinegy tits, Best be quiet and stop embarrasing yourself.

Road Natzi says:

Disappointing People,

Generally one shouldn't comment on things they don't know the full story about. Hasn't anyone told you not to believe what is written in the papers or the propaganda of the current, dare i say it nazi organisation (geeze, I'm about to cop it now).

Has anyone stopped to ask themselves, without referring to the Bangkok post or one of the other chosen few that regularly comment.

a.) About Thaksin's wealth before he was Prime Minister or even before he got involved with top end Thai politics.

b.) About the fact he was a very successful business man prior to his appointment to the position of Prime Minister.

c.) The good he did for the common Thai people, ie: health system cards and improvements to infra-structure.

There's many more questions that could be asked and of course it is rather odd, that they chose the course of action, with the coup, when there are other are other ways to deal with situations like this, coup's are no stranger to the Thai political arena.

Don't just comment on Thaksin, based on ur poor bias 'farang' opinions, think about how things can really occur, especially at that level. There are always hidden agendas and some of the current organisations ones will come to light in a timely manner and will raise the hair on the back of your necks.

I don't care if you take what I have to say for granted or not, because time will tell.

Remember, do good, get good. If you think Thaksin did bad and got bad, well fool you, get ur head out of the sand and realise that this might be the best thing that happened to this man. I wish him and his family all the best for the future, if they can't get back into their homeland, there's always an authentic Thai feed on at my home, they are most welcome to join me.

Of course david, ur story is yet another clever witty piece of work, but nothing more than that, sometimes a story based on real facts might improve the quality of response you get on your site.

Of course I'm angry now, whoever is responsible for killing 'Dianna', really fucked my plans up for a Royal Headjob, as rumour has it, she was forking it out left right and centre.

Bandersnatch says:

Road Nasty: "I don't care if you take what I have to say for granted ... "

I never take your yammering for granted. I take it for grunted.

kwai mai sabai says:

Road Nazi,
I find your comments about square-head very interesting.
"a.) About Thaksin's wealth before he was Prime Minister or even before he got involved with top end Thai politics."
When Thaksin was a policeman in his Police-General father-in-law's department, he wrote a contract to purchase computers. Then he created a company to bid on his own contract, and selected his own company. That was how Thaksin's first earned millions.
"b.) About the fact he was a very successful business man prior to his appointment to the position of Prime Minister."
I recall during the bird-flu epidemic a few years ago when Tacky was PM that he held off announcing the problem because he stood to lose millions because he and his cronies had huge investments in the chicken export industry.
"c.) The good he did for the common Thai people, ie: health system cards and improvements to infra-structure."
But there was probably some kick-back involved especially with the infra-structure "improvements".
Toxin was a great entrepreneur but a very corrupt politician or else why are there so many criminal charges against him and his family.

NOBODY says:

Road Gnat,

See, Kwai Mai Sabai reveals some interesting facts.

But flat out stating the criminal charges prove the corruption goes a bit too far.

A) The charges were made for political purposes. Thaksin was likely corrupt, perhaps more, perhaps less than the criminal charges reflect. That, however, will have little to do with what finally comes to pass.

B) Thaksin upset a whole bunch of people with his appeal to the common Thai, the base of another popular Thai figurehead. There may have been fears about what he would do if certain 'crises in the current regime' were to occur while he was PM.

C) He was foolish to think he could get away with the sale of his conglomerate the way he did. But when people get power, they lose touch with reality.

But then, I'm NOBODY

Prufrock says:

KMS: You're still a foreigner and so am I.
The Thais would never admit there are few secrets left to cover their baser natures. But because of this medium and with a little digging, we know different.
There are two teams in this match.
The Ancestrals and the Nouveaus.
Take yer pick.
A heavy duty Thai acquaintance (do these guys really EVER really need to be our friends?) of mine gave me the following advice over a coupla Black Canyon Americano's a few weeks ago:
You farangs should stick to remaining keen observers of the local political scene but confine our debates as to whether soi Cowboy will be demolished over the next five years. You have no other dog in this fight. You may THINK you do because of a kid or a wife or some such mistake of fucking Nature but to us, you do not. And you can take that to the fucking bank.
One thing I'll grant you: you DO have the perspective afforded by a comparatively broader education and world view.
Can you say, "Yugoslavia after Tito :-?"

Road Natzi says:

Kwai mai sabai,

Whilst reading your post, I almost fell off my chair, I read a lot of that crap too, at least now I know you either a)Actually purchase the Bkk Post or b) Read it when you are slurping on ur starbucks caffe, whilst admiring the beauties walking past the window.

Let me ask you this, Did man really land on the moon? Are the 'Chemtrails' that are left behind an aircraft really the governments way of controlling the people....or perhaps testing some new type of secret agent?

I never said Thaksin was an angel and since you've so openly discussed his crimes, which have never been tried by a court of law or any other method, other than that in the media, could you please just hold up one Politician, who has NOT fleeced his own pockets or taken advantage of his position...I FUCKING DOUBT IT.

Of course my comments were not trying to be thorough, the post wasn't long enough for that, I was simply pointing out some of the good the man achieved. Lets face it, he even managed to spray a large outer area of Bkk with concrete (which albeit cracking) and called it an Airport.

Talking about airports, if arseholes could fly MANGO SAUCE would be an airport (no disrespected directed at you David).

By the way NOBODY, I don't actually disagree with some of the things you say, but a lot of it is a beat up, involves heaps of media hype and the current 'Enforcers' have nothing to do with this stuff, do they?

Road Natzi says:

Prufrock,

I hate to agree with you so often, but you hit the nail on the head with ur post on the 13/4, old chap.

Interesting KMS, I get to vote on the issue, what about you???

KMS Kiss my lovely little tanned arse and ohh by the way before you go on about me and prufrock agreeing on everything, perhaps you should scroll back through some of the historical posts of MS, as you will see our views often differ, yet somehow there is a lot of truth in both versions.

Me says:

Jimmyboy said:
"I can understand your average pleb here disliking the place but, I myself mixing in higher social circles such as government officials I find it quite easy, No money or anything extracted from me.
I'm not defending myself here merely clarifying that I can understand how it may be hard for westerners here who don't know the score ie you, teachers, backpackers whatever to feel alienated here.
Spineless, useless fuxxers get nowhere, Now go and walk around with your map and camera.
As for the traffic and pollution i see a lot of 40 kg sweethearts riding around on their little pretty scooters, Awwwww you should get 1 of those cute dustmasks and learn to drive like a man not a fuxxin nervous panicky old woman.
Did the nasty fumes give you a bad tummy??? "

Bit of a superiority complex to say the least... (got banned for it's gross - non aware - self-defamation on other forums, i can tell you), pls get yerself a nice girlfriend, Jimmy...

Jimmyboy says:

Me says: .... original username I like your style, Did it take you long to think that one up?
Chimps can copy and paste flower and, Touche seems someone has an inferiority complex or is it just defending your bitch boyfriend notfromthailand or bamboocunt or whatever her name is???
As for being banned Talok it was because of the fact that myself Benni, Thaxo, Sadako, etc etc said some nasty things towards the travelling for culture and temple gaylords who act like they're genuine tourists or the fuxxin nonce posse like bondageman and slavehorse4u norweiganman bdsm all that bollocks, Such a shame you get banned if you don't like what skinny bony shit tattooed specky little pleb who'd get banged out in any bar, Or obese wheelchair bound no life total sadcase with a silly goatee beard and ridiculous Hawaiian shirt doesen't like.
Anyways keep getting robbed of laptop etc etc chinned in the street whatever you get upto in your spare time cheers ;) Jimmyboy

Mr t says:

wow u guys are really sad

kwai mai sabai says:

Road Kill,
Of course man didn't land on the moon. I could prove it by showing you the film but NASA somehow lost it in their archives. In their rush to beat Russia to the moon in the space race during the cold war and after killing a few of their astronauts in failed rocket attempts, they finally just said frig it and made a movie on a backlot Hollywood set.
The bit about the planes exhaust being a gas to control our minds, why that's just ridiculous!

kwai mai sabai says:

RN (again),
No I can't vote in Thailand but I understand it's mandatory for Thai citizens to vote every election. So get your brown arse up here when they have the next democratic election (in 2 years from now)! 55555

NOBODY says:

RN,

You remember, "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men." Lord Acton, 1887

There's an interesting commentary on the quote by the Swedish anarchist Per Bylund at www.strike-the-root.com/4/bylund/bylund3.html. He states, "Power does really corrupt, but it is as true that corrupt people seek power."

'Nuff said.

Also, I'm trying to 'decode' your aside to me in the post to KMS.

Are you refering to what I wrote, or what the current power structure is doing to Thaksin?

If the latter, someone else said it above (too lazy to find it), they need a scapegoat - and a reason to justify the coup. The only 'face saving' reason is Thaksin's alleged corruption. Alleged only because he hasn't been convicted, yet. If the trial happens before they relinquish power, he'll be convicted - perhaps for the wrong reasons, but still convicted.

Is that not another species of corruption?

If the former, ask the ChurchLady. I'm not worthy.

But then, I'm NOBODY

Road Natzi says:

Nobody,

Decode away my good friend, I was doing both, referring to what U wrote & what the current power structure is doing to Thaksin.

Anyway, I couldn't argue with the statement of Lord Acton, 1887 (not that I have his biography in my collection).

KMS, Don't worry about me voting, my little brown arse has been going in and out of that place LIKE A DICK ON A HONEYMOON.

;-)

sadakoinbkk says:

Off topic but I must admit so fuxxin what if someone gets " banned " from a net chatroom full of bellends and nonces ? LOL me , stop being a complete penis , like who cares a fuxx anyway ? hahahahahaha degeneration X

NOBODY says:

RN,

I don't either (have Acton's biography in my collection). I remembered a shorter version of the quote, googled for the attribution, found the correct quote _and_ the anarchist's commentary. Saved me about ten lines I was going to write about 'great' Yanks that were arguably also 'evil' people - James J. (Jimmy) Walker, Huey Long, the elder Richard Daley (Dailey?).

I had high hopes when Thaksin was originally elected. I don't believe he ever understood that ostensibly democratic government is _not_ run like a private corporation. And he ignored Thailand's history of typically bloodless coups - which led to the inevitable repeat.

I had high hopes for the junta initially, too. :-(

But then, I'm NOBODY

thebamboorat says:

James Lad,

Take a deep breath and calm down son. Lead poisoning from the traffic fumes getting to you? Maybe a lack of oxygen while you’re circling up there in the upper stratosphere with your imaginary high - powered friends? The voices in your head getting loud again?? Bitten by a rabid soi dog while you where gripping it by the ears? Maybe that nasty little rash on your sphincter is itching like a bastard and resisting the antibiotic treatment?

Clearly the reason you were arse-holed off bangkokchat was not for slagging off the couth and culture crowd with their penchant for loitering in temples but simply because you had absolutely fuck all of any value to add to anything . Oxygen theft should be classified by the UN as a crime against humanity and every breath you draw is obviously depriving some more deserving soul somewhere of his fair share.

Spittle-flecked rants against the “fuxxers, nonces and bell-ends” of the world are well worth reading as long as there’s something mildly amusing in there to give us punters a bit of a chuckle to liven up the gloom of our sad lives.

Perhaps you could hide a few of your pearls of wisdom in there somewhere for the swine. Then we could all gaze in awe at the depth of your intellect and the breadth of your understanding. In short we could wonder how it came to be that you “know the score” so well while we still blunder in darkness. Sadly I don’t think you’ll share that with us though will you?

Anticipating your reply. Try to reach a new level of humourous insult with your writing this time (a comma or two certainly wouldn’t go astray). The labels “semi literate half witted brain dead gonk /nonce/fuxxer” are uncannily accurate descriptions of my personality, but they just don’t show us how much of a (fuck)wit you really can be.

sadakoinbkk says:

LOL WAYYYYYYYY too serious ! What a massive reply ! Christ no point even reading it ....hmmm let me think , sauna or pool sauna or pool wonder wobble twitch twitch

Jimmyboy says:

"those that don't know the score get to know the score"-mad P, Top buzz.
jesus christ woman get yourself an education not like a TEFL course or even university, I mean like jail or play football where the bigger boys give you a bit of shit. It would make you stronger menatlly and make you relax and stop anticipating replies.
Anyway you scrawny little old man's spunkbucket go and chat nicely to the fuxxin how's the weather .What time is it there? Lol welcome back jaa bollox twatheads crew. As for your extremely silly comment as above i can only surmise that your a total acid freak or just a complete gimp who should be shot in the head repeatedly.

P.S irratating arseholes such as yourself have nothing to do with me, please keep your personal troubles such as...

[Jimmyboy - I'm cutting you off there because your racist, homophobic and anti-Semitic remarks will cause offence beyond the intended target - David]

Mr Thaksin, BKKchat.org says:

wonkers all wonkers!!!

yoooooooo jimmyboy, l'll take up your offer of a beer down Hanoie whyee way.

Thaxo.

thebamboorat says:

James = Sadakoinbkk.

I'll cater for your ADD....

Still nothing to add???

Jimmyboy says:

Sorry to dissapoint you bamboorat.
I don't hide behind silly usernames unlike yourself and summers.

sadakoinbkk says:

Nah get it right sadakoinbkk = sadakoinbkk , James = Jimmyboy across the fields in Hanoi , sadakoinbkk = sadakoinbkk right here in fumemaster central . Cheers ....and happy songkran ...whats lefty of it

thebamboorat says:

Geez James...that last about my silly user name one really hurt!!

Think I'll have to go away to cry now.

Jimmyboy says:

Crack on son.