Conan's Thai restroom threesome

Mac says:

The idea of a defecatory trifecta brings back a funny memory from years ago. My two mates and I had just arrived in a tiny hamlet in the Himalayas in northern India, where we arranged to rent out a mud-walled room in a little house. The farmer who owned it, his wife and young daughter lived in the next room. Beneath the two rooms, at ground level, was a stable that housed a few cattle.
No bathroom.

Shortly after arriving, I became aware that the trek up from the valley and a few cups of spiced tea had hastened the call of nature. Casting about for a likely spot, I decided to go behind the house, just around the corner from the manure heap and adjacent to the cultivated fields.

My two friends were hearing the same call, and while we were normally conservative and privacy-valuing young men, we'd been suffering the depredations of various local bacteria and bad food together all across western and south Asia for many months, and little modesty remained between us.

So it was that the farmer's nine-year-old daughter peered around the corner of the house, horrified to see the three white guys squatting against the back wall with their drawers down, talking, laughing and ... pooping together! I've always suspected it was such a bizarre sight that she never forgot it. She likely went on for years thinking that, for those crazy westerners, having a dump is a form of social activity.

("I say, Alister, old chap, we really must get together for a dump one of these days."

"Splendid idea, old boy; how about Thursday, say, seven-ish?"

"Excellent. Shall I give George a ring - see if he can join us?")

The little ... (pun alert!) ... stool pigeon told her father, who was not pleased, and we soon learned that correct form was to trek across the field to the deodar forest after dusk. Not so easy to do on short notice!

Keeper says:

Damn! Whatever happened to Stephanie?

dingdongrb says:

Wow! Now there's a room where they can clone Pruie, Road Nutzi, and kwai mai sabai all at the same time....

Dana says:

Ok, I'll take the hit--call me old if you want; but I just do not want to see any more pictures of people sitting on toilets.

Please David: try harder.

ozricdan says:

interesting blog but i would not want to get on the wrong side of this guy......maybe road nutter and prufuck can get on his bad side.

Hee Haw says:

that was a real knee slapper of a story.

Looper says:

Might give Conan's spare dunny's a wide berth while he's got his thumbs at the ready like that and he's wearing that manic grin. Think I'd just as soon leave my prostate to its own devices, cheers very much.

On the other hand stuck here in exile in Farangland titillating thrills of any kind can be sporadic at best so... beggars... choosers... etc.

KMS says:

Q: What sound does Conan make when he's sitting on the loo?
A: Grunt. Grunt.

Keith says:

You can find all the dirt on this guy at notconan.com

ozricdan says:

keith...........

i would not be surprised if this did happen. even a www.notkiethbangkok.com is possible or a www.notdanaladyboy.org or www.dicerlovesraodnatzi.net