Hey, that's my Thai girlfriend!

Derrick says:

Friggin' hysterical David. As soon as I got back to the States from BKK in February my Thai girlfriend called me to send her some money because her "family" was moving out of their 1 bedroom apartment the very next weekend (what a coincidence!). When I said, "You've probably got boyfriends all over the world!" she cried, "No have. No have. Only you." Needless to say as soon as I told her I wasn't going to be sending her squat she got off the phone and this sweet Patpong girl who was in love with me for 2 weeks seems to have forgotten my number and lost my e-mail address! Maybe the poor girl is homeless and walking the streets?

Prorogue says:

I shall never forget Pattaya around year 2000. While sitting good naturedly with a group of Thai chicks and nonchalently sharing a drink or two the phone rang and one of the naughty minxes got up to take the call.

We continued chatting and I looked up fleetingly to see the girl on the phone suddenly throw both hands in the air, fists clenched and and grab that largely unused bell, reserved for the arseholes who get so drunk they buy drinks for everyone.

The bar erupteed into a frenzy of euphoria and hugging and suddenly WE were being plied with drinks.

Enquiring as to the nature of the celebration the response was a pearl I will treasure for many years.

'Noi, have boyfriend in America, he call now and confirm American Express Card Fed Ex for her.

We drank to his good health and thanked our wise words of maternal wisdom we had heeded in our childhood.

I might have considered shagging her for the added anecdotal quality, but she was one hell of a minger.

Cynic says:

It's not true - they love you and only you and not like Thai man cause Thai man is no good. Oh he only my brother he come stay look for job in Bangkok.

Sonn says:

Well,

Hey , I was down in Pattaya last month for one week. First time there. Got very pissed and ended up with a lady boy the first night. I don't think much happenned but maybe he sucked my cock... I just cannot remember. Anyway fucked some very pretty young ladies after that, but found one to be nice and she had good English. She brought me back to her flat and showed mre photos of her dying mother up country. When I got home I sent her about $200. She sounde like she was not in Pattaya coz there were chickens squeeling and strange voices in the background. I still believe her. Ah sure I write it all off to charity anyway. I like to treat these people well. Everybody tells me I'm a dickhead for sending these girls cash. ah fuck it... I'm Irish so that means I'm bigger than everyone else. I'll be back in Pattaya soon... Chicks cute.

satori says:

Charity is the word. Farang in Thai actually means "department of social security). Just wish I could get a tax deduction for my donations. Send my wife money Not much. Always at my apartment when i call and I love to call at odd hours of the day just to fuck with her pretty lil Thai head. As long as she's discrreet and the runways clear when I'm coming home I dont care. If I catch her ever.....Khun dtai lao beetchee. Easy Ha ha ha