Thai lust for farang monster-cock

Cynic says:

David:

This time you've gone too far. I run a support group for small cocked farangs and this kind of rubbish is indicative of the hurtful, senseless stereotypes that drive these men further into their shells.

I invite you to visit the special ward at Kluay Nam Thai hospital where dozens of farang men, made insecure by the unreal expectations people like you and others in the Thai media push upon them, have suffered horrendous injuries due to botched enlargement operations, unhealthy stretching programs and close encounters with vacuum cleaners.

Yeah, you'd be smiling onthe other side of your large cocked head if you saw these poor fellas.

I've been struck previously by the apparent compassion that shines through in your articles, however I must register my extreme disappointment in this effort.

Errant says:

Not a few Thai women lust as well for monster trucks. Which could partly explain the presence of so many mouth-breathing sod busters at large in the kingdom. One good windfall after winning the tractor pull and here they are, ready to woo.

Ever seen a 40-kilo temptress at the wheel of a compact-crunching behemoth? Blame a white hayseed.

george says:

My girl friend says they scare her. Funny she said 'they' ...

Sargo says:

Cynic, you are joking right?

Rita says:

David:

Please elaborate on your TG-versus-farang "equipment" metaphors: e.g., "mouse's ear" as compared to "chopped liver".

Are you suggesting that not even sm 14 - 20 yr old farang girls possess "mouse ears"? Or that no Thai women, even after a certain age, evidence some "chopped liver" of their own? If so, this is a very compelling intercultural comparative anatomy lesson. Not to mention the fact that western women, in general, are larger everywhere than many of their Asian counterparts (& we experience "traffic" of a much larger size, which takes its toll;-))

I could be on the wrong track here...what exactly are you talking about...please enlighten us.

David says:

Rita - I'm a great believer in blue-sky research. The government pays it lip service, of course, but they rarely provide adequate funding. However, I've done considerable fieldwork at my own expense both in Thailand and the UK (the UK study ultimately cost me a house) and the results are irrefutable. My notebooks are available for inspection (or just check out the top shelf of any newsagent) - David.

usvirgin says:

Hi Rita,

I'm don't know where you picked up the 'chopped liver' reference, and I'm not a professional gynecologist, but I'll say this much in your support: It is not a farang-specific affliction. My last young Thai 'girlfriend' was a real mess down there, but I liked her all the same, for who she was inside.

So there's an exception to every rule, I guess, but I sometimes wonder if her current sponsor (a Japanese gentleman) fancies her despite this feature or because of it.

Rita says:

I picked up the reference from David's tongue-in-p*ssy "apologia" to Tata Young & his promise to pleasure her in her most favorite way...e.g., something to the effect of he remembers a time when only "chopped liver" was on the menu (UK women, apparently), but now that he's feasted at the bounty of "mice ears" in LOS, he doesn't see it (oral majic) as such a tedious chore, in other words & is happy to do so for Tata, in order to make it up to her for insulting her, or something...

I couldn't help wonder once again why he is comparing apples to oranges--e.g., older farangs to young, tiny Asians--which seems to be a common & unjust dichotomy applied to many farang female-TG comparisons.

usvirgin says:

Thanks for the clarification, Rita.

To use the fruit metaphor, I would say we're comparing peaches to banana boxes and, while it may be unfair, going to one from the other is the experience of most of this site's readership.

I have a friend who theorizes that women who are a little bit plump are closer fitting than their more slender sisters, but he is one of those who prefer farang over Asians, so I don't take much stock in what he says. ;)

I wish I could do something for Tata myself, but I'm told that I'm related to her father via a buxom dancer at the Dollhouse, and I guess that puts Tata off limits.

TANAI KWAI says:

Rita,

I thought your point was that you feel that the comparisons occurring on this site are always made between mature farang women with some serious mileage -- and nubile Thai girls who have yet to be ravaged by time and bitterness. In other words, that you wanted to stand up for the virtues of youthful farang beauty, which you feel compares well with the fresh faces of Thailand. (?)

USVIRGIN seems to think your point is more about Asian women vs. farang women in general. If so, I would only add that a lot of farang guys wouldn't pay attention to a farang woman (nubile, mature, whatever) if she set herself on fire in the middle of Nana Plaza.

(...)

John U says:

This is fucking good stuff (my opinion Steph).

I am chuckling away at Rita, usvirgin and Tanai's comments on this one. Great stuff guys. ( Peaches to banana boxes - will my pants ever dry?)

Rita, the thing is Thai ladies start off smaller, so even after a couple of kids (sired by a little Thai man) they are still a lot smaller than a farang lady expanded by child birth.

Like David I have done some blue sky research and it also cost me a fucking house, and I can categorically assure you that Thai ladies are a tighter fit even after a couple of kids. BTW so far very Thai lady I've been with has produced some offspring.

Except the lesbian. (smiley)

Longtime Observer says:

It's what you've got AND what you do with it.

Dr Freud says:

Every thaigal i had was whining "too big", and didnt last long enuff for me to finish. infact 5 didnt even bother to try once they saw it.
But in my opinion its just about awerage so its just that they are undiciplined and dont want any challenge or make any effort in life methinks..
Chinese girls on d other hand has some basic dicipline, so they are capable in bed aswell as in other areas, they even work.

Dana says:

The average woman's thingamawhatsit will take a baseball bat. The reason the Thai BG says "too big" is so that she does not have to deliver the goods. Stupid lazy unprincipled whores who do and say anything not to follow through on the contract that was agreed to in the bar. This is why one that will allow you to tape her mouth and tie her arms and legs to the bed is worth gold. These are the only email addresses that are worth saving. All else is dross and dilusion. If you don't fuck them they don't respect you and if you do fuck them they don't respect you. So just fuck'em.

John U says:

"So just fuck 'em" :<)))

Fucking priceless. You do talk the most profound sense sometimes Dana.

JAP24cm says:

Ladies and gentlemen...both approaches to what is better or bigger is story for an old yankee wives tale...remedy for the farang ladies vineger and water
for the little brown sex machines, we all fit;for the males of both cultures; there are two types of minges, good ole big ones and big ole good ones!PEACE!

kris says:

you're a horrible and depraved individual, Dana.

Andy says:

Once in a while its nice to find a girl who takes a bit of pride in her work.
So many of the girls have the same predictable threshold limits; "I not do that!"; "Can-not!" etc.
You'd think that if someone was going to be a whore, then at least they'd try to be fucking (sic) good at it? Show a bit of commitment at least! ;-)

jackhammer says:

My work requires me to socialise with the hi-so in BKK, which is a complete contrast to the BG scene we farangs trod in. This isnt the Isaan universe but bmw driving, hermes pursed and christian lacroix dressed chinese and sino-thai females. Word is, these rich women have very different taste in men. The young aim for handsome japanese expats, wherelse, their mums and aunts are game for afro-american men as long its discrete.

Dr.Andri S says:

I think it halarious how half of you on here think asian woman are tighter. There is no such thing as a tighter vagina because of her race. If a baby can come out of a womans womb when it contracts so can a huge penis go in. If you can't fit it in shes probably not excited or turned on enough.
You men should just fall in love with who you click with instead of looking for a tight twat. If your womans too loose tell her to do kiegals. They really do work! And any woman can get really tight.

greg says:

guys
farang does not, by definition, have a monster cock. though the sweet thai girls (and any of a similar persuasion really) like to let us know it's 'Sooo big!)
c'mon. there are lots of small english (and other) worms out there

Sadbastard says:

Let me just put this in perspective here. I'm crying with laughter. Really. The keyboard's gone all blurry. I'm in Paris, my wife is watching the television, and I'm reading this ... what? ... and my head cavities are exuding mirth fluid. Even my ears.
I love you all. I can't wait to come back.

"Clown's pockets ..."

Oh, god ....

Seriously, if any of you people out there (the ones who can spell, and are inherently superior) want to meet up for more World Of Mirth Lucky Fun Time in about eight days time, I'm up for it.

Pass the Kleenex ...

Scottman says:

Mine's not very big but it fills a pram!!

hot babe says:

most of u makes me laugh,talking about thai pussy and farang pussy,let me tell u all something theres no pussy that is too thight, or too big ,its the cock that is tooooooooooo small if its floating inside, HELLO! some cock even floats inside a virgin hole ,thats y some girls lost their viginiy twice,when they meet the next cock that has weight.