February 5 2004

Thai girls spy on parental boom-boom

Ask any Thai girl whether she's seen her parents having boom-boom and the answer will probably be yes. Witnessing our parents on the job is something that we farangs prefer not to think about but, in Thailand, whole families often share a single room and the gruesome spectacle is hard to avoid.

The subject arose when my previous Thai girlfriend said that her dad was good in bed. Tentatively, I asked her how she knew. She explained that her parents would only have sex after making sure that the children were asleep. However, she would often fake it and watch the night's events unfold with one eye half-open.

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Though my current Thai girlfriend was brought up in a house with three bedrooms, it didn't stop her taking a peek. She and her sisters would gauge spy-holes in the wooden walls. Just like the scene played out in many public toilets, her mum would insert plugs of tissue each night - only to find them dislodged the next morning.

Personally, I can imagine only one thing worse than to see my mum and dad having boom-boom - and that's to see them having yum-yum.

[Posted to Sex by David]

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Readers' comments

sonya says:

what is yum yum??????

May 11, 2006 2:43 AM

a thai woman says:

I don't know what type of low-class girls your girlfriends are, but I think it's a big generalization on your part to say many thai girls spy on their parents having sex, or that in Thailand wholes families often shared a single room. Only low class peasants do that sort of things.

May 16, 2006 9:55 AM

Fun Dad says:

Until you look up from your sweaty exertions and see your girlfriend's 7 year old daughter in the bed next to yours wide awake watching you with a big grin on her face, you ain't lived. My girlfriend just kept on going. Gotta love these girls!

July 22, 2006 4:30 PM

JAP24cm says:

YUM YUM is a school term in Thai for giving and receiving head !

October 10, 2006 1:12 PM

Big Boom says:

You all make me sick. Not because your
Thai, thats not a problem but because you say boom boom means sex which it dosent; its a type of dance. Also you like to have little girls watch you do it and you like to watch your parents do it. No one should see me do it, I shouldnt even see me do it. I like yum yum though, yum yum is teh good.

November 14, 2006 8:29 AM

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