Thai blowjob bar stomach-pump horror

Combover says:

The urban myth I heard with Mr Almond involved unspecified animal semen, so I guess what you are speculating on in BKK terms is unlikely.

Mind you, there are plenty of pigs, dogs, gorillas and other unsavoury specimens doing the rounds in Cowboy & Patpong so I guess anything is possible.

mr peter says:

How many cocks would you have to suck to make up a pint? can someone nip into lolitas and ask. Never seen the attraction of bj bars myself-peter

Rover says:

Oh please.. Myth..Average amount of semen for each guy is a tablespoon.. One pint? Lets talk about things that should be talked about and not this dribble(No punt intended)

Gurst says:

The average volume of semen in an ejaculation is 4 cubic centimeters. After a little math, 1 pint is 142 loads and contains 568 calories and 14 grams of protein. Eating it is similar to eating raw egg white,iIt's mostly water. One cannot overdose on semen. The only medical concern is sexually transmitted disease.

Seminal fluid volume typically peaks in a man's mid -20's then decreases with age, with minimal volume in the 50's. So if the girls stick to blowing 50 year old men, they should be able to go twice as long before filling up.

This story is an Urban Myth. I thought it was Rod Stewart anyway.

duuude says:

While visiting one of pattaya's infamous BJ bars,and enjoying the services offered.I was waiting on my buddy,who went to the room with one of the girls.I was sitting at the bar enjoying a cold one.I could see one of the other guys in the bar getting ready to leave,He stands up hugs his little asian princess,and then french kisses her,checking to see if she still had her tonciles with his tongue,DUDE, did you forget where you were.Silly farang!!

MDLW says:

Must have been a French guy or a German, only types I know that would do such a thing and not think twice.

Porkswordsman says:

Nice with Ice in Soi Post Office, Pattaya had a keen young operative in 1999 who gave the punter a 20 second rolling-tongue 'warm-down' after the BBBJ before spitting.....YUMMY.

DavidZ says:

Poor Marc Almond is in good company...at various times, bith Rod Stewart and Elton John have been the victims of this urban legend. Cum will be digested, after all it is protein, so there's practically no way enough of it could accumulate in the stomach like that.

Raz says:

The whole Marc Almond and stomach pump thing is nothing more than urban myth - check out that Snopes .com site

sam says:

I heard the story about boy george...

daniel says:

ok.....what do these girl do after the finish working at a blow/job bar.

i mean what do they put on thier CV

occupation - lollita's blow job bar

responsiblities -hand jobs and sucking cock.

i guess they're pretty much fucked after working there.

Dr. Bob Rix says:

I clicked-on this article by mistake (yeah!) and was reading it on the free net in The Prince of Wales where they do the greatest Sunday morning breakfast in South East Asia... would anyone like three eggs, double bacon, black pud, fried bread and the lot... What a story… “a pint of semen”… and yes, I’ve got a great graphic imagination and I’ve certainly lost my appetite. But there's so much more out here in SEA than espousing this stuff. Why do we have to promulgate this shite…. It’s like a self-fulfilling prophesy that will bring here the slime we proclaim we don’t want out here… or maybe some of the readers/contributors can only be comfortable with the comfort-blanket of the company of such trash. Go on… tell me; the effort in writing this missive is totally wasted ‘cos anyone blessed with the luxury of two warm brain cells wouldn’t click on the headline anyway.

Dick Renegde says:

The main advantage to working in a blowjob bar is that you end up spending less on food. Semen is a natural, organic, and nutrient rich substance. Thai girls value their vitamins.

Dick Renegade says:

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

See article at:
http://www.tatom.org/documents/
CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

Chaleena says:

I';m sure this is something that sounds more fun than it would actually be. I love sucking cock, but a pint? That sounds like more than even this gal can manage. As to the myth of the stomach pump - maybe it ought to be tested by MYTHBUSTERS.

Looper says:

'1 pint is 142 loads and contains 568 calories'

Thats exactly 1 calorie per ml if we're talking proper pints and not girly sized US pints. What an amazing coincidence. Somehow I doubt that the calorific value would be as low as that though. We had a calorific measurement combustion unit in the lab at the uni but I suspect that being caught kneeling on the lab bench furiously whacking off into the thing in the name of research would have resulted in some kind of grade average demerit.

willbill says:

wow..... just.. wow

Girlie says:

I've sucked cock in adult bookstores almost every night for 10 years, and I've swallowed load after load (up to 20 or more in 4 hours, and I've never overdosed on cum! What I do is easily the equivalent of what these women do in the blow job bars- suck cock after cock.

Looper says:

'I heard the story about boy george... '

Wasn't it a hamster in the arse with George? Or was that Freddie Starr? Or maybe I'm getting confused now...

While we're on the subject, I have never fully grasped the attraction of pushing a live hamster up your arse. If I was into that sort of thing I would go for something slippery like a haddock or a snapper. Although I've heard they have dorsal rearward pointing spines which could make retrieval a delicate affair.

Pants Elk says:

Looper, as I understand it, the "pet shop boys" like to insert small rodents into their rectum only after they have covered the furry colon cosmonaut with a protective and lubricated surgical rubber tubing device. But still, it doesn't sound like something any right-thinking person would try, no matter how rainy the sunday afternoon.

And I can't imagine our furry friend enjoying it much, either. Poor little guy.

Paddy O'Ffialle says:

Not quite right, the reason you encase your hamster in surgical tubing is to stop it bursting when you shag it.

Looper says:

I pull live hamsters on and use them as novelty condoms myself. They look funny with their little legs and arms sticking out at right angles, their eyes popping and their jaws cranked open like a miniature big-game trophy. Never had any problem with them breaking - thank goodness - much better than a thai condom.

Andy says:

Although there is oodles of fun to be had from inserting live rodents into one's arsehole (Richard*ahem!*Gere. allegedly), you might like to make the little critter's stay up there as pleasant as possible by installing a little exercise wheel and some wood shavings first.
Gerbilling needn't be unnecessarily cruel, I always feel.

MrClis says:

All together now:
'Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks.....'
Jesascryce....

Pants Elk says:

I prefer a live, fully grown python myself. De-fanged, of course. The legendary Pants Elk Beef Bracket is just too big for the small rodents you less well-endowed posters seem to enjoy. Opening the creature's jaws, I pull the snake up over the entire length of my engorged "membrum virile", leaving just an inch or so of pointy tail unoccupied (the "tonsil tickler"). Sometimes I load the snake's lower jaw with my scrotal sac, for added pleasure. The serpent's writhings add a new dimension to the act of sexual congress for both partners.

But still, if the hamster fits ... wear it! Nobody is judging you!

Looper says:

Pants, pythons dont have fangs - but I'm sure you knew that.

Yes, a modest girth means hamsters are a snug fit. If I feel the need to put on a more ostentatious show then I find one of those long haired Peruvian guinea pigs (the ones that look like Dougal from the magic roundabout) does the trick.