February 1 2004

Thai blowjob bar recollections

Soi Cowboy blowjob bar recollections

"Please don't cum in my mouth." Could there ever be a more futile request? If the pleas of our own girlfriends fall on deaf ears, what hope then for the raddled slappers who work in Bangkok's infamous blowjob bars?

I'm currently playing host to a mate from Farangland who is completely obsessed with a schoolgirl-themed blowjob bar on Soi Cowboy. Last night, he dragged me in there to find the girl who serviced him last year but was a little crestfallen when she didn't remember him.

She led him into the naughty boy's corner, tucked away at the far end of the bar. He smiled and waved to me as she set to work. She asked him not to cum in her mouth but, when the moment came, he took firm hold of her ears to prevent disengagement.

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Gagging on man-yogurt, her eyes were bulging as she lurched backwards.

"Now I remember you!" she spluttered.

[Posted to Sex by David]

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Readers' comments

Dexlowe says:

I was sitting in "naughty boy's corner", jeans around the ankles and contemplating Nirvana, when the beloved mother of my child opens the door and walks in. Now I didn't see this . . . so, let my mate "The P....." take up the story from here: "You owe me big time." What? Why?" "I just saved your jewels." -- all said totally dead-pan, and I really hate it when people talk like that. "Don't fuck me off. You're not nice, and you're ugly." "Didn't you see what happened?" "Where?" "While you were getting gobbled." "How could I? I was counting the fairy lights in the ceiling." "Y... walked in. We have to go and meet her in Country Road. Right now. You're supposed to be buying a packet of cigarettes, and it doesn't take that long." "You're serious." "Yep." (Explanation: "The P...." wasn't going to wait for me while I exploded the myth of the one true path to immortality, so he said he'd meet me in Black & White. He was just walking out the door when the betrothed walked in -- supposedly to collect a debt, but I think she was trying to catch me out, and she fucking near did. There's no flies on "The P....", he grabbed the betrothed like a drunk in high spirits, and he does a good rendition of that because it's his natural state, and waltzed her out the door, singing "Party time -- let's go to Country Road. Drinks for everyone." So he gets "Y" and her friend down to Country Road, buys a round, then makes his excuses and rips off to B&W to wait for me.) "So I saved you a haircut -- a Thai haircut." "And you want brownie points?" "Nup. The rest of the bills tonight are yours." "Cunt." "I'm not ugly." "Did she suspect anything?" "Yes. But I said you had to go to 7-11 to get your brand." "It's true what the girls say about you." "And you'd better practice premature ejaculation."

June 3, 2004 11:53 PM

Mr Winky says:

Is it true that some in some of Thailand's eating establishment that the waitresses will service you under the table? I'd like to take a girl out to a resturant like that for a first date and see what happens.

September 11, 2006 8:20 AM

nastygamer says:

Why the fuck do I live in the United States where you have to deal with loud mouthed feminists and have to beg to get a decent blow job? I moving to Thailand.

October 3, 2006 4:09 AM

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