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November 4 2006

Teens violated by female sexual predators

While normal teenage boys are preoccupied by pornography, automatic weapons and low self-esteem issues, those lucky enough to live in Thailand have the opportunity to get involved with women.

pamela turner

Considering that even the most jaded middle-aged swordsman can be flipped into lovesick fool mode by his first encounter with a Thai woman, naive adolescents with raging hormones can get out of their depth all too quickly.

Last year, I ran into one of the young casualties at Bangkok's Bumrungrad Hospital.

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Bumrungrad doesn't have a separate pox clinic so, while you're waiting to see your own doctor, there's plenty of time to observe the goings-on outside the urologist's office.

On this occasion, the usual suspects were joined by a tearful first-timer who was evidently one of those spoiled international school brats.

As if acquiring a sticky beak wasn't bad enough, the unfortunate lad was accompanied by his fretting farang mother. The more she fussed, the more he wept - out of sheer embarrassment, probably.

I guess the moral of this story is that you shouldn't fool around with hookers until you can afford to pay your own medical bills.

There's no telling some people, though.

In Hua Hin one evening, I noticed a couple of lads - who couldn't have been more than fourteen years old - walking hand in hand with a pair of scantily clad bargirls. Their sheepish demeanour made it perfectly obvious that this was no innocent stroll in the park.

Officially, at least, these boys were about to become the victims of a sex crime but, at their age, I'm sure that most of us would've thoroughly enjoyed having our basic human rights violated by predatory Thai babes - if we'd ever had the bloody chance.

The problem is taken a bit more seriously in America - where making schoolboy fantasies come true can earn a woman decades in jail.

Pamela Joan Turner (above) is a 27 year-old Tennessee gym teacher charged with 13 counts of statutory rape and 15 counts of sexual battery against a 13 year-old boy. She looks quite hot and, if I were her teenage victim, I'd be applying for conjugal visits.

However, if my mates found out that sex beast Linda Ann McBride (below) had popped my 13 year-old cherry (hypothetically, of course), I'd obviously want her to go to The Chair.

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More female sexual predators

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(Spotted by Grunt)

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Readers' comments

Paul says:

I don't think it's very healthy for kids under 16 to be engaging in any sort of activity with bar girls, or any bar for that matter. 16 years on up it's just risky. I hope those little johns just got mental scars and not the big H-- I'm sure the doctors back in farangland would love to hear that one!

That being said, I plan on taking my 16 year old brother on over to angelwitch once he arrives this new year. Can't be any worse than the TJ strip show I subjected him to.

Eniac says:

In Bangkok, the international school crowd hang out at the bar of the Mambo Cabaret - Washington Square's famous transsexual song and dance theatre.

Some nights, it's like a sixth form common room in there.

sniffer says:

There seem to be very few websites which appeal to marginally underage lads wanting to get it on with Thai bargirls. Good to see that Mangosauce is rectifying that definciency

faatm says:

I saw a couple of 14 yr old boys paying bf for some girls in a well known Pattaya Go Go a couple of months back ....wish my old man had of introduced me to the scene when I was a boy !! would of saved me years of pain , spent with a moaning , over weight , white stack of misery

Dana says:

I'm of two minds about early sex education of the human kind for young males. Abstractly I think it is a good idea--the problem seems to be matching the right young male to the right experience.

Mark says:

I guess if the Dad and the son are going to share the same girl there could be a problem. What's the Dad going to say when the youngster performs better?

dub says:

I went to international schools, but I am glad that it wasnt in Bangkok. With the money my folks gave me in high school and all the drinking I was doing, combined with raging hormones, it would have been a recipe for disaster. High school is a time of finding out how to get laid with normal girls in your classes. Here you learn tact, strategy, smoothness, etc. You learn what works, and what doesnt work. You learn how to approach girls, put in your best work, and get laid. Or you get denied, so you change strategies, until you get it. If you are banging out hookers when you are 14, you miss this most important and formative period in your development. In sum, I dont recommmend it.

Bill says:

My father took me on my first trip to Pattaya when i was 16, of course i loved it and i've been back every year since. I found it to be an excellent bonding experience, nothing better than drinking beer, riding motorcycles and chasing tail with dear ol' dad. And hey i turned out alright, i'm a 21 year old bar manager in north china, haha.

Cheers

Anonymous says:

I wouldn't mind getting a chunk of Pamela Joan Turner right now, actually. At 16 or so? Oh yeah.

ozricmann says:

a finnish boy of 15 sat down next to me at a bar in hat yai and as we began chatting about various things thai he told me that he had just had sex with a 22 year old thai girl who worked in a nearby bar i said are you not a little young to be going with the ladies and he replied that his dad had just paid for the bar girl who liked him, he also pointed out that the girl in question had told him that his father had been with her 3 nights earlier.

Now thats what i call a father/son relationship.

ps. i know it sounds a little hard to belive but my thoughts were reassured when i saw the finnish boy leaving the bar another night with a similar girl to the one he had told me about earlier.
althought im not sure what the law is for underage foriegn boys, i do know the thai ladies especailly in the bars like their guys young.

Pants Elk says:

Isn't thirteen a little late? I think as soon as a boy is capable of springing a stiffy (piss-induced or otherwise), he should be introduced into the healthful arena of Thai Totty sexuality. Then we'd have world peace.

Kurisu says:

When 12-13 I'd go into the local supermarket and get a stiffy for no apparent reason-at that age I'd have been up all night shagging if only I had the chance!

ebrahim says:

my question is
i have a small dick and i know that in thailand they have a Plastic surgery to mike it more big
can i knwo the details of that
thanks
i will be in BKK soon

Daisy Smith says:

Poster got right about the time to get laid with real girls though. I had that happened to me when I was 15. Now 22, have to learn the art of seduction all over from basic again. It's a shortcut jump.

Road Natzi says:

People,

Having spent a lot of my younger years in Thailand with a single father, who worked many hours, I recall asking him for a thaigirl babysitter when I was about 12 or 13, something that he had discussed with me one night after I caught him out shagging a couple of bar girls from a local bar.

Anyway, normally within an hour or so of requesting the baby sitter, my fathers driver would some delightful young (or on some occassions, not so young) bg, for a bit TLC.

My father was on the big $$$ & nothing really seemed to bother him except the time he caught me getting my pole smoked by a young ladyboy with huge tits. I had some explaining to do as he quized me about this and he was releived when I told him, his driver had dropped this 'lass' off and left with haste, obviously with other errans to run. Upon realising I had a ladyboy on hand I decided that a load away in its mouth was better than no load away.

Of course all this come to an end when my father married my thai stepmother, who definately wouldnt of approved of any of this.

A few years later, I returned to Australia for 2 years of schooling, about age 15 & I couldnt believe how stuck up white little bitches are, not one of them wanted to put out and I even offered up my lunch money, but still no takers.....I even thought about killing my mother, so I would be returned to Bangkok, just for the pussy.

Anyway, if I had kids, or perhaps if I could find the kids I had, I would get them going asap, forget about tonka trucks and play doh, it would be pussy all the way for my boys !

Common Sense says:

Road Natzi,
I always new you were a fag and this just proves it.

Kay says:

dude, I read '..women decades in jail'

then I scrolled down.

I went 'OMGWTF!' obviously I haven't prepared myself for the monstrosity that had greeted me.

seriously, dude. you should put a warning or something.

btw, I'm really enjoying your blog. I know I should be doing something else, something productive, but I really am addicted.

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