August 15 2006

Japanese tentacle sex

Japanese tentacle sex was probably the last thing on this young lady's mind when she ordered the calamari salad but they only had octopus and she looks reluctant to send this amorous duo back to the kitchen.

Hokusai's The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife is the first known depiction of the now wildly popular Japanese tentacle sex phenomenon. It dates back to 1820 - long before the invention of bikini wax.

Even for Japanese fishermen's wives, the salacious cephalopods of Japanese tentacle sex exist only in hentai. You wouldn't want a Humboldt Squid anywhere near your private parts because, instead of offering you a friendly gobble, it would, given half the chance, bite off an orange-sized chunk of flesh.

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Dolphins are a better bet because their females have no time for suitors under twenty years old. Ten years of forced celibacy makes the adolescent males a bit cranky and, when they're not fooling around with each other, they spend half their waking hours rubbing up against whales, porpoises, turtles and, most notably, swimmers.

It's bit like rush hour on the Tokyo subway.

Next time you attend a dinner party where the dreary hostess is banging on about how swimming with dolphins brought about her "spiritual awakening," a brief natural history lesson will put the dirty cow back in her box.

She should lay off the bestiality and take holidays in Jamaica instead.

Most contemporary Japanese depictions of tentacle sex are decidedly non-consensual but this (rather explicit) cartoon explores "the lighter side of tentacle porn."

www.sexylosers.com/016.html

[Posted to Sex by David]

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Readers' comments

Andy says:

It was only the Internet that made me aware of the strange fantasies of the jam-jar bespectacled Japanese salaryman.
The Interweb is also a constant reminder of the brave sacrifices our Western forefathers made; sometimes dying horrifically in foreign fields... - To give us the freedom to idly surf websites that show Japanese girls squirting live eels from their vaginas.
More of an "upskirt" man meself.

August 15, 2006 7:15 PM

Eniac says:

Does a seafood fetish explain why go-go dancers are always trying to grab my winkle?

August 15, 2006 7:24 PM

Mr Thaksin, bangkokchat.org says:

Jap birds, best puzzy's, worst teeth in da world.

Thako.

August 15, 2006 7:37 PM

Anonymous says:

Cant wait to go to toyko, japanese girls are the best, but as for the food i may well be eating something closer to home. while here in bangkok however i usually go to sukumvit soi's 31, 33, etc but is there any other places where japanse girls go.?

ps. the new craze in japan right now seems to be guys running up behind girls in the street and pulling down skirts tops etc, while a friend films them...while hiding in the bushes, behind a wall etc...i wonder what would happen if you done that in bangkok, i know a guy who pinched some girls arse in a club, next you know hes off to the monkey house.

check out......www.youtube.com

August 15, 2006 10:59 PM

Dana says:

Sometimes I am not sure whether all this diversity regarding matters of sex is because sex is really interesting or because sex is mostly not that interesting.

August 16, 2006 7:30 AM

philH says:

Dana, do you mean,
what came first the sex or the fantasy?

August 16, 2006 3:50 PM

Horse says:

Japanese Fetish Scene

Penthouse office of a downtown Tokyo porn emporium, 50 salary-men excitingly debating how a multi-tentacled giant squid could Bukkake its tied-up virgin victim.

Thai Fetish Scene

One hard-up Farang, his Korat girlfriend and four of her mates, a cheap digital camera and a quick trip to Seven-Eleven for the props:

http://www.thaidiaperworld.com/

August 16, 2006 5:39 PM

sniffer says:

As someone living in Jpn, I've gotta say that J-girls are way much more up for the kinky stuff than their Thai sisters. All gratis too, as most of them are richer than I am.
Thai girls have much better teeth and bottoms, though. Guess that's why I keep on going back to LOS.
There's not much of a P4P (correct term?) scene available to gaijin/farang here but it's thankfully not needed. However, the domestic porn (AV) scene is huge. That's where you see exactly what 19-year old J-babes are prepared to have inserted into sundry orifices in exchange for the cash to buy a new Louis Vuitton bag or pay for a trip to Hawaii. Animal vegetable or mineral; doesn't seems to concern them overmuch

August 16, 2006 6:50 PM

Pj says:

Sorry, but I have to say it:
Guess that's why it smells like fish....

Apologies to all.

August 18, 2006 10:02 AM

Dick Renegade says:

My wife is Japanese and she likes to eat octopus. Should I be worried?

August 24, 2006 7:39 PM

ozricmann says:

Horse...what the fuck

www.thaidiaperworld.com...i had a look i was just expecting to see pictures of thai girls holding nappys like some extreme japanese j site but it the full sex with nappys dummys etc.....
there truly are some sicko's out there amongst us.

i will stick to mr chews asian beaver or j girls as always.

October 1, 2006 8:48 PM

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