April 22 2004

The erotic appeal of Thai housework

I love watching women do housework. I always have but it's only since I moved to Thailand that I've been able to indulge my harmless little fetish. The unsung hero of all this is my Thai girlfriend - whose mind is completely untroubled by the fashionable notions of contemporary gender politics.

When her interminable soap operas and quiz shows are briefly interrupted by the news, she enjoys nothing better than to whiz around the house with a broom. It's a wonderful sight and all the more pleasing because I'm not expected to help.

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Despite the hot climate, our fan must always be switched off before the dust-busting can begin and, to avoid dampening her clothes with sweat, my girlfriend goes about this important work dressed only in her bra and knickers. She's doing it now in plain sight, knowing full-well that she's in serious danger of being bent over the arm of the sofa and taken roughly from behind. Sometimes, I think that the little minx does it deliberately.

Today's posting is rather short because something has just come up and I've got pressing business to attend to at home.

[Posted to Sex by David]

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Readers' comments

John U says:

Dirty fucker.

Mind you it is pretty fucking good when you come up from behind when they are involved in something.

My farang girlfriend of a few years ago was talking to her ex mother-in-law on the phone, and bent provocatively over the cabinet.

Couldn't resist it, and she was powerless to resist me being fully occupied with the phone.

Her mother-in-law thought she was upset about something because her voice was shaking !!!

We pissed ourselves laughing after she got rid of the old tart.

April 22, 2004 2:49 PM

David says:

John U - I'm glad that we see eye-to-eye on this important issue - David

April 22, 2004 3:38 PM

Jason Herridge says:

Great moments...

Last time I was there, I was enjoying a session with a girl not too far away from these very pages when her sister rang. All she could muster was a muffled "Mmmm" in acknowledgement to her sister while busy on me old man. This went on for about 20 minutes until her sister eventaually sussed us out! What a laugh!

When in Spain....

April 22, 2004 6:16 PM

John U says:

20 minutes !!!!!

You're a better man than me Jason.

I often wonder how people time themselves when in the throes of lovemaking. Personally I don't give a fuck how long it takes as long as I get the full satisfaction. Know what I mean lads? Nudge, nudge ?

If there's loads of foreplay it could go on for a while, but when you come in from the rear I can't imagine it taking longer than one minute or so. I think boredom would set in if I didn't blow my stack by then.

April 23, 2004 8:13 AM

Jason Herridge says:

Don't get me wrong, John, a good quick blow-out is always good for the system. However, when you're with that "special" lady, a little attention to detail doesn't go amis!

That 20 minute period was just the begining of a 4-hour marathon! She liked it in front of the mirror on the dressing-table, so she could watch all the action. Dirty bitch. And she made me take photos too!

April 23, 2004 9:29 AM

LDMA says:

Are you shitting me? I hate housework day. Don't get me wrong the end effect is visually pleasing and quite sanitary, however the process itself is nothing but torture coming as it always does on a Saturday when I'm trying to chill out.

The marching, the stomping, the moans of "ron jing jing", the demands for me to "move so I can mop under the computer", the dusting of the keyboard resulting in programs being shut down, the sweeping under the computer desk, instantly shutting off the electricy as she knocks the plugs.

Sod off down the pub dee quar.

April 26, 2004 1:42 PM

Johnny says:

I thought it just me.

The site of a woman doing housework unasked is a big turn on for me. Especially if she is doing it dilligently without stressing or expectation that you should jump up and help.

I've heard before from women that if a man can cook or does the dishes without being asked to, then this is a turn on for women too. As long as the woman can sit back and trust that the food will be cooked well, this is good. (They usually start calling out what to do, as if you don't have a clue)

What's that Thai soap opera called, it had 2 male detectives and a couple of female detectives, and there is a fight with thugs, betrayal by the villian, shootout, car/motorbike chase and sensual moments in every episode, reminds me of TV action shows from the '80s. Good to actually see some good action with vunerable leads. I can see why it is a hit.

June 28, 2006 10:03 AM

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