Blowjob row hits Bangkok Airport

bob says:

ohmygod this will have ex don muang devotees eating their hearts out at their never having ventured up and locating the barbers shop with the extras !Mind you they probably didnt have much hair on their bonce in the first place so it would have looked suspicious !

Looper says:

I have often wished that inflight entertainment of this nature could be provided too. No matter how tired I am I always seem to have trouble dozing off on these long haul flights. A cheeky handjob from a dusky Thai Airways maiden would do the trick I am sure. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for some of the wizened dragons patrolling the Qantas aisles. I suppose I could chance trying to crack one off myself under the blanket in 36J. Not a lot of elbow room in these economy seats mind you.

NotAnyBangkokRelatedWebsite.com says:

If there's enough demand for a smokers-only airline (http://smintair.com/), shurely the figures must add up when it comes to male-only "special" flights to the LoS. One of them nice new double-decker Airbuses would be great, I reckon: gogo-bars up top, short-time bunks down below, and dusky maids from Isaan dishing out in-flight insect snacks.

Pants Elk says:

What a missed opportunity! Could have asked her to give the bush a bit off the sides and a center part while she was down there.

Dicer says:

Don Muang used to have a special annex for VIP guests to tackle the choicest of Rachada. Run by Bangkok's finest. Of course I can say that now it's gone. I think only a few westerners made their way in there and most of the punters were Japs (sometimes Koreans), who keep the economy going here and are admired for their discreet ways. A few of the chaps who ran the show were my trainees and I got them singing Whitney Houston songs in a management course. Would you believe a group of the boys in a room on a Saturday morning who had to attend an internationally sponsored course - means f all of course - were bored stiff until I discovered (after weeks) that all they wanted to do was play games. Started with tic-tac-toe and whatnot until one morning somebody brought a CD and suggested we play it. A room full of bald mid 50s started singing Whitney Houston in unison. Will never forget it! And if I didnt stop them they'd have gone through the whole CD. Anyway at Don Muang you could have asked any one of these guys nicely (you had to pay of course, and could get the service.) This is what I mean by this place boggles the minds. Until I had enough and escaped to smokeland. BTW David the boys used to own that hairdresser your mate visited.

On a different note

Reading about the tsunami fund:

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/2006/12/27/
national/national_30022621.php

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/
200612/s1819020.htm

Well of course. Here it is again, neolithic post last ice age mutants spoof the hyper rich hyper west: a joke of course.

What was really astonishing was Thaksin walking around Phuket post tsunami and saying repeatedly for the West to send funds to other countries as Thailand didn't need any. I think at the time I thought he must have been on drugs. Takes your breath away the nonstop pilfering, and then the indignation: all the posturing and meetings and conferences and ribbons and ceremonies. I mean gawd it's just good acting.

dub says:

The foot massage as I waited for my flights out of Chiang Mai has made all subsequent trips from elsewhere seem to miss something. I get this twitch in my feet now whenever I am at the gate waiting for a flight. If I'd had the experience you speak of now, a boner at the gate would not make me a popular guy to have to sit next to.

Dana says:

Sometimes I wish for an anti-Christ chat site. To wit: what happens to the contributions we send in that David does not publish? I sometimes . . . (I have waaaaaaaay too much spare time) think that reading David's reject contributions might be amusing. But then I am easily amused. Sometimes I send in diamonds that never get to glitter in the chat site light . . . hey? Has Dicer or Tanai Kwai ever had anything rejected? I want to read it.

Bangkok Boy says:

Another Yet another reason to open the old airport.

Sam Spade says:

I overheard in a Bangkok bar that DIcer has had 325 submissions rejectd by Mango Sauce in the last 6 weeks.

The Black Pope says:

Dana wrote:

'hey? Has Dicer or Tanai Kwai ever had anything rejected?'

I overheard, in a bangkok slum toilet, that Tanai rejected Dicer's offer of a blowjob.

Common submitted a submissiion, detailing the story, under the title "Licky-Sticky-Boom-Boom: Dicer is a Homo" but this was also rejected by MS.

Bishop Muzzzaraywaa says:

Keith Summers currently holds the record for rejected submissions; 3,231 under 124 different names in a 3 month period.

David says:

Gentlemen

I delete dozens of Borat-style comments like "i aM look ladyboy for sexytime" and the odd racist tirade but I can assure you that there's no secret archive of postings judged too funny or scandalous for publication.

Regards
David

Bogdiver says:

I should have known. Shame that I didn't till it was closed.
Singapore still has one over Bangkok though. If you depart from terminal one and go through customs ad immigration you will find lots of Thai hookers waiting in the departure lounge. As they are allowed in for only 2 weeks they travel backwards and forwards all the time in great numbers.
Inside the departure lounge there is the Transit Hotel where you can rent a room for S$56 for 6 hours. The girls are always willing to make something extra on there way out and I suspect they find it a thrill to do it there. A few years ago I was going from Bangkok to Singapore every few weeks and got laid at least a third of the time.

billy says:

"BTW David the boys used to own that hairdresser your mate visited"

The hairdressers was owned by the "Louis Tavern" and latterly the "Miracle Grand" Hotel. (Both the same owner by the way)

I worked at Don Muang for 17 years and went there often. (for a haircut)

There was a VIP section but nothing naughty going on...all rumours i am afraid@@

Dicer says:

Billy,

Wrong on both counts. Every (and I mean _every_) business has a silent partner, for lack of a better term , and this one more than its fair share. The small inconspicuous "VIP" annex was in a next building. If you've been in Thailand 17 years you would know both things, woundnt you say. Anyway I came across both inadvertently as I trained all the uniformed boys there (the management guys) years ago. Then again so many things could go on right under your nose here and you'd not know about them.

josh says:

Sorry billy, you may have worked there for years, but you were clearly not aware of what was going on. Several years ago I stopped by to see if the commonly known rumour was true, and it was. 100US for a hand job. Expensive, but it just had to be done..

I also wonder if Dave has been a bit hasty in his story. There are several massage places in the new airport ( a chain I think) which definately hold out possibilities....

Richardb says:

Ah I remember it well.

Wanting to look smart for work the following day I popped in for a quick trim. My stylist having established my name that I come alone etc then offered a massage. I sadly declined informing her that I only had 45 mins and as I well know a nice massage takes at least an hour. Her reply that her special massage would only take 10 mins threw me somewhat and like your informant I foolishly declined the offer. I should add that my foolishness was prompted not so much by the unexpectedness of the proposal but by the fact that whilst her left hand was clearly indicating the nature of the special 10 min massage I could receive her right hand still held her sissors. Not trusting that my stylist was indeed ambidextrous I made my retreat before any unfortunate accident could occur.

AngloTeuton says:

It can be told now: the Amari Airport Hotel at Don Muag (just a short walk through a a/c concourse from the intl terminal) had (has?) a MP in the gym, they would procure escorts or would shuttle you to a nearby MP at the Don Muang Mansion....prices were in line with Nana Plaza and Pattaya.

I'm sure the local mama-sans of Bang Pli will soon rent space at ot near S'bhumi.

Bernard says:

They should have yet another Lolitas in the stable - I hear there's one just opened in Patpong...

SPQR_US says:

David,

I just read your posting and was devastated...

Now I sit dejected to reflect on the years wasted in Don Muang avoiding both KFC & the Salon, had I only known sooner.

What a waste.

Sigh...

soi4rulz says:

The Amari Hotel at Don Muang airport is still open, and according to their website, so is the massage facility, a.K.A. their high-end brothel. Always had great service there, but now wondering if they have lost their stunners due to the decrease in business. Any hair salons at the new airport?