January 19 2004

Bareback bonking in Thai boardrooms

Imagine setting up your own company for the sole purpose of employing and then seducing classy Thai babes. It may sound far fetched but I was recently introduced to a fella who did exactly that.

After inflicting a bone-crushing handshake, Tom (not his real name) tested my patience by droning on at length about his new company. Suffocating under his relentless tide of bullshit, I couldn't understand how he had acquired a reputation as one of Bangkok's leading non-pay shaggers. Thai girls always tend to go for nice guys but this fella was a complete twat. After he left, my friend dished the dirt.

Tom had been employed in Thailand by a well-known multinational but his drinking and sexual misconduct had affected his work - in other words, he lost the plot in typical farang ex-pat fashion (See Does farang life turn you into a sex freak?). He landed on his feet, though. Being a senior guy, his severance package was quite generous.

He decided to set up his own company in Bangkok and recruited only top-drawer Thai totty. Soon, his office became Chulalongkorn's answer to Charlie's Angels but there wasn't a speakerphone in sight. Tom's management style was more hands-on than Charlie's. Privileged Chula girls are reputed to wear bullet-proof knickers but somehow he persuaded all of them to bite the pillow within 48 hours of starting - without a condom.

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His seduction methods were as subtle as a depleted-uranium tank round. The girls could write their own job description if they agreed to spend some quality time with him at the Amari Watergate Hotel. To make them feel special, he laid on the full Champagne and roses treatment.

In fact, none of them were special. With six girls on the go at once, Tom was in the grip of a dangerous sex addiction. He was lying to all of them and his company was a sham. It can only be a matter of time before insolvency brings the curtain down on his party. His reckless bareback bonking has already taken its toll. The last I heard, Tom was in Singapore - having the warts burnt off his cock.

Readers' comments

Porkswordsman says:

I have never understood this concept of a 'sex addiction', let alone a dangerous one. Is it something one should be terrified of...or is there a pill available that might induce such a condition ?

June 7, 2004 8:33 PM

Moneyman says:

Surely the idea of setting up a firm , hiring girls, and running a sham company goes against the glorified title as the greatest "non-pay shagger"?

After all it costs money to do all that, and thus he is paying for it, albeit in a less direct way.

Nonce.

July 14, 2006 5:37 PM

Watson says:

yes there is such a thing as sex addiction, just like an alcoholic cannot walk past a bar ... just like an alcoholic can't resist the temptation of one drink ...
Our friend here obvioulsy had a problem and then put himself in harms way even more. He'll be back as addiction is blocking out pain, and he will feel more pain, suffering alienation ... call it what you like.
There are hundreds millions of people in the world who CANNOT STOP drinking, gambling, using drugs or having lots of sex. But rarely is it fun for them!

October 29, 2006 4:22 PM

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