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November 7 2003

Are you a sex addict?

Are you a sex addict?

1. When getting a blow-job, do you:

A. Moan approvingly
B. Wish your birthday came around more often
C. Read the newspaper

2. Do you know your Thai girlfriend's full name?

A. Yes
B. I have it written down somewhere
C. I'm not even certain she's a girl

3. How does a game of Connect 4 make you feel?

A. Irritated - it's a waste of time
B. Intrigued - it's harder than it looks
C. Horny

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4. If you were granted one wish, what would it be?

A. World peace
B. An end to poverty
C. Lifetime membership of the Eden Club

5. How many toothbrushes are there beside your sink?

A. 1
B. 2
C. Dozens

6. What's the main thing that you look for in a girl?

A. Fun to be with
B. Kind and loving
C. Takes it up the shitter

7. Which historical figure do you most admire?

A. Ghandi - for his non-violent politics
B. Winston Churchill - for his wartime leadership
C. Caligula - for his moderation in all things

8. When and where were you happiest?

A. As a child growing up in a loving family
B. When you started your own business
C. Closing time at the Nana Disco

How did you score?

If you answered mostly A & B, pull yourself together and get a life.

[Posted to Sex by David]

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