New Thai wife on the menu

wilbur says:

Actually, I'd be much more concerned about every swinging dick in the US trying to snake her away from me. My TGF turns heads in THAILAND, where beautiful girls pour out of the ground like spring water. Here in the US, she'd stand out like a diamond on a dungheap.

Mr_white says:

Wow, I love how everyone is treading very gently on this board now, you certainly put the wind up them David.

I agree with Wilbur above. Actually I have a neat little plan to keep my little darling Thai wife-all 38 kgs of her- out of the hands of some dirty fellow Australian guys if and when we ever go back.

But now once I started to type it out here, it didn't seem that foolproof afterall. Maybe I'll need to rethink my little plan.

OK forget about what I just started to say.

Nothing.

wilbur says:

Revealing your plan would only have let guys have time to figure out how to defeat it.

Burqas are legal in the west, aren't they? Maybe not in France, where it would probably be considered a full-body headscarf. Just a thought...

shuggie says:

Did it involve a chastity belt?

Bob040571 says:

I know my situation doesn't totally conform here, as my wife is Vietnamese, though that's SE Asian so close enough in my book.

She sure does cook fuck and suck good and certainly catches the eye of many a British male as I strut down the Manchester high street showing off my exotic holiday trophy.

As for plans to ward off the competition, well just treat em nice and let them know how much you appreciate those three essential skills required by all true women.

I suppose picking the right one to start with always helps as well. Am I right in believing SE Asian women tend to be more faithful than their western counterparts?

Anyway, the only downside to having married such a gem is she won't let me holiday in LOS alone anymore - she thinks I might have some kind of a shag fest! Where does she get these silly ideas?? But then being such a good fuck, suck, cook, why would I want to do that?

TANAI KWAI says:

David,

F'ing hilarious, as ever.

Bob writes,

"She sure does cook fuck and suck good and certainly catches the eye of many a British male as I strut down the Manchester high street showing off my exotic holiday trophy."

I've heard that Farang-Thai couples in Germany are subject to infrequent but hurtful hostility. It is not unheard of for someone to shout "HOW MUCH YOU PAY?" from a passing car. I suppose it depends on the relative lopsidedness of the couple whether that kind of reaction is received.

While in America these kinds of couples (especially the grotesque ones) may arouse suspicion about whether the gal was a mail-order bride, there is less awareness of the professional Thai bargirl phenomenon among the general population. Were it otherwise and more people understood the dynamic, such couples would scandalize every restaurant and mall they visited.

The idea that your fellow Americans would know (or even suspect) that you have shacked up with a former prostitute (or even an ex-stripper for that matter) would be unbearable for most Yanks, given our Puritanical undergirdings. I suspect people probably have a thicker skin about such rumblings in Europe.

(...)

Horses Blinker says:

Perhaps I'm just pointing out the obvious, but wouldn't most of the problems be negated by picking a "normal" girl? There are 61 million people in Thailand so surely it must be possible to find a girl who has no connection to the sex industry? Most of the issues you describe would then fold faster than Superman no laundry day. Surely you must be jesting if you think that the only Thai girls who can provide ""Good food, good suck, good fuck, good sex" are bar girls??

Don't you think that meeting a girl whom you intend to spend the rest of your life with - in any country including blighty - is based around meeting her in one of the accepted normal places such as work, pub etc. Usually you will be of similar age, social standing, have similar interests etc etc and be a completely "normal" couple.

Coming to Thailand and going home entwined to a bar girl half your age depicts the fact that you're a)lazy b) Lazy or c) Lazy. If you were 65, fat and balding and had a 21 yr old girl from Brighton slobbering all over you this would cause a stir anywhere UK or here in Thailand. The issue is not the fact that she's Thai, it's the fact that you don't match. Most farangs won't take the time to treat Thai girls as people and when there is "product" everywhere - why bother?

I'm sure this is due to the attitude of girls in the UK, but girls here are not really so different are they?

TANAI KWAI says:

H.B.,

For my part, I don't presume that (or care whether) any of the posters above are involved with bargirls or ex-bargirls. Nor would I have grounds to infer that they are anything less than spectacular physical specimens who make a perfectly intuitive match for their respective unspeakably beautiful Thai girlfriends. Just making a general commentary about situations in which this may not be the case.

(carry on)

TANAI KWAI says:

One more thing... unless Mango Sauce has plans for a telethon of some kind wouldn't everyone agree that the banners should assume their rightful place again?

It's hardly fitting that we foist the bill for our fun on David.

(just a thought)

shuggie says:

Who the feck wants a "normal" girl?

David says:

Thanks for the thought, TK.

I don't really like banners but I could, instead, write a few articles about companies that readers might actually be interested in.

A good example would be DCO - a local farang-run mail order business that sells those Thailand-related books you can't buy through Amazon.

Bob040571 says:

Just for the record, though I know TK didn't presume / care whether my lass was a hooker, (she wasn't), in the several years she's been over here we've never been on the receiving end of verbal abuse.

Maybe as TK says, it depends on how lopsided the couples look - Im pretty confident we are pretty well balanced as far as that's concerned. Being roughly the same age and living in a city full of immigrants probably helps as well.

So yeah, HB, I reckon it is possible to find a girl unconnected to the sex industry who can provide a man with his most basic needs and desires in day to day life.

As for women over here being very different from SE Asian ladies - yes I think they ARE. Maybe I picked the wrong ones, but all I ever had from British girls was fecking grief and strife! I won't bother to harp on about the superior qualities of SE Asian women as wives, we all know the score on that front and we've heard it all before.

Meister says:

Possible to find a girl unconnected to the sex industry???? Don't know where you guys are going but it's easy.

Been with my girl for almost 2 years now she sure sucks and fucks a treat! Treats me great aside from the occasional tantrum.

My last visit there I was beating 'normal' girls off with a shitty stick! Left right and centre I was being asked out on dates. First time it's happened to that extent. My mate was as suprised as me!

I put it down to a statistical blip! While I'm certainly no John Merrick, I'n not Brad Pitt either.

Go to normal places where Thai's go. Dress well, be polite and nature will take it's course!

wilbur says:

There's that "old bags ought to be with old bags" thing again. *sigh* Where's Ubangi when you need him?

I'll repeat what I've said before: I'm not thin, not young, not especially good-looking, and some of my hair has gone silver (although I have all of it). Although I'm well over 40, I get "receptive vibes", let's say, from women of all ages; of the last four western women who made things abundantly clear, three were under the age of 30.

If I were to choose to take up with any of these lasses, it would be the business of exactly two people on this beloved green orb. There's a double-standard at work here.

If an "older gentleman" shows up with a young western girl, the applicable term is "trophy wife". Even the term "sugar daddy" doesn't have dark connotations, just a guy lucky enough to have enough money to keep a younger girl happy. Why is this not applicable if the girl happens to be asian?

TK, you are quite correct. In my unscientific observation, few people in the US would have any idea about the bar scene in Thailand, and would therefore not even know to jump to that conclusion. The views of the denizens of this board are (for understandable reasons) skewed; maybe even too much the other way. Nievete disappears, but cynicism lasts forever, growing like a callous.

I'd like to make one more observation. To all of the guys who talk about being with "good girls", I'm afraid you're talking out your ass. First, although Thailand is rather old-fashioned, things they are a-changing, and your nice girl probably has had "a few" partners before you; almost definitely if she lives away from her family. The difference between "good" and "not good" being whether she got paid? I'm not sure her vaginal mucosa know the difference. You'd be the LAST person who would know.

Further, no firm statistics are available, but anecdotal evidence would suggest that many of these "good girls" have served time in the Bimbo Brigade, they just weren't doing it when YOU met them. I heard one statistic (offering no evidence to back it up) that something like 50% of Thai women have sold sex at some point in their lives. Unless you've been with your "good girl" since birth, or she's tatted up like a comic book, you have absolutely no basis on which to assume that she hasn't had some paid back-time.

So, if the prejudice is against girls who have sold it (as opposed to those who have "given it away" in order to get that 'Vette for her birthday), I feel it's unrealistic. I still say it's what's in the girl's heart that counts; if she's a battle-hardened veteran of the sexual revolution, whether or not she took one farthing in exchange, she can stay away. If she's a nice girl who happens to have taken some paid back-time for some reason, there's a chance.

caliduuude says:

Well i guess i'll settle for a ugly non-cooking girl, as long as she could launch some of those fabled ping pong balls across the room.

mobetter says:

Not exactly sure exactly what a "good girl" should be but well my thai girlfriend happens to be extremely well versed in the bedroom and all the other rooms in her condo. Treats me better than I could ever imagine and only asks that I do the same. She's smart, highly educated, and gets paid well. Her only fault that I can see is that for some reason she picked me to be her mate.

Of course she's no virgin. At her age and with her looks it's only natural that she got snagged by a couple guys before me.

I don't know what people think Thai "normal or good girls" are supposed to be but all of the girls from Thailand I have slept with, none were bar girl types, were very good in bed. A talent that doesn't come without considerable practice.

tracey emin says:

Mmmm.. what about the 'starfish' bar girl?

Sexual performance is no indicator of a girl being good/bad (which is a value judgement anyway).

Bob040571 says:

Trace,

Can you please enlighten me - what do you mean by a '..value judgement..' ?

... and what's this about 'starfish' bar girls... is there something I don't know here?

tracey emin says:

Well, a girl who sells her body is only 'bad' because your values (i presume) judge her so.

There's nothing essentially bad about her. Indeed, i'm sure we all know decent & trustworthy 'bad' girls if that makes any sense. no?

--
You've never heard about/ encountered a 'starfish'?

Lucky you, Mr John Holmes.

Sandy says:

Different Species Cool

Don't know what a "starfish" bar girl is either. I have met
some bar girls early enough in the career that their heads
weren't completely in the game, not yet anyway.
Makes you wonder.
On another note I'd love to hear more about "different
species hot," or even better..."different species cool."
Those bar girls(or not) that make it over to the west and
survive on their wits, and some poor sap. The ones
that take your breath away momentarily. The ones that
make you wish you could just snap your fingers and beam over to Los.
The ones that blow western women's boats out of the water. Hoorah!
I'd love to hear a success story or two, as well. There are plenty, no?
Instead of wondering what I'm doing here, besides working and fantasizing that is.

Anonymous says:

too true ! i know ive been there !paul