Phuket waitress cuckolds farang sugar daddy

Rupert says:

Hilarious! And he *really* is a dead ringer for Mr. Dover. Freaked me out a little, that did.

Eniac says:

Love-triangle? More like a dodecahedron, I suspect.

Nick says:

Got to love the Thais.

I spent a few months in 05 in Bangkok working on a fairly major business proposal for a certain job. Within weeks of heading back to HK our Thai MOU contact had recycled it and gone their own way.

It seems dishonesty is really a normal trait.

Are they learning from us or are we just noticing them?

JackO says:

Nice video concept, although she is certainly nothing to be fighting over.

ozricdan says:

i wont lie when i say, that is one ugly bitch..........

hey thais lie to other thais, so what chance have we got,

lie lie lie everychance u get.......

ive been telling my girlfriends mother were going to get married.......that was two years ago.

Landmark Larry says:

Oh my god! Imagine getting conned into wasting your hard earned dosh on THAT.

moss says:

There's something about that video, about the look of embarrassment on her face that actually brings a sense of sympathy for this girl. Look at the facts...she's young and attractive(and for how long?), she fairly fluent, enough so she can converse on the phone internationally to some guy in Belgium, and she knows she's taking him for a ride (so to speak), and yet there are all the telltale signs there..."I no want 1 thousand, I want 1 thousand million", etc, etc.
You just know that guy is hanging on her every word hoping to hear someone as desperate, and as clinging, as he's become, and yet if she were, there would probably be a change in his feelings for her.
West/East, every relationship has the same components, that fine balancing act between wanting someone as much as they want you, and it always feels better to want something soooo badly you'll fly half-way across the planet to see her again, engage in the fantasy, because...let's face it...fantasy is better than reality!

Complete Bastard says:

There is something wickedly amusing about banging your TGF while she's on the phone with her sponsor in Germany... ("No, I love only you dah-ling...", "What's that slapping sound?" ;)

chris says:

a thai girl lieing.get away!
and thats defriently ben dover!

Benjy says:

I feel sorry for the guy in the video, he's a bit of a nerd and obviously thinks he's being cool, what by sharing a girl with another guy - so what if he's sending her money, or to be precise more money than him.

ozricmann says:

after looking at the nana disco walk of shame post i had a quick look on tube for bangkok videos............

so this is why they lie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSkOs_Ljhj8

2 mins 18 secs in dean barret tells us why.

Andy says:

I'm trying to find Ben Dover's website, and particularly any vids/pix of him doing "ass to mouth" with our lying Phuket skank here. hehe.

No luck so far...

gaudiefreak says:

I've developed permanent psychological immunity from becoming a victim like the Belgian fellow.

For probably some kind of primitive reason that totally eludes me, I seem to have developed this kinky fetish related to a fantasy of watching another man mercilessly shaft my girlfriend (and then taking my turn). Sick, eh?

But the benefits of such polymorphus perversity is that if (or when) my long term Thai girlfriend 'clandestinely' shags an 'adulterer', I ask her to decribe every last sordid detail. And I'm ashamed to admit it, but it turns me on like nothing else (while she groans lie a wounded dugong under the penetrating weight of my own member).

With a bit of luck, the prick with whom she was having the affair would also have thankfully unloaded a little of his spare cash her way - or 'our' way.

This way everybody's a winner: "The other man", often younger than myself, has his egotistic sense of virile domination reinforced by presuming the young lass has sought his attentions over and above her regular boyfriend.

The girl's a winner on both a sexual and financial level: she too gets off on the idea of many men getting hard at the very thought of her, but then she also feels happy the situtation takes a bit of the financial burden of supporting her off my shoulders.

And Lastly, I'm a winner for almost the same reasons that she is - sexual and financial. Consequently, our sex life is never boring or stale because we always play those 'terrible' infidelities through our minds while we're fucking like it's a real-life fuck movie. It's brilliant.

Interestingly, other men have come and gone in my girlfriend's life over the years, but the relationship between her and myself has remained solid and consistent.

There is this common understanding that there's something very special between us because we're the only one's who know what's really going on. In this, we're two of a kind. Maybe even 'soul mates'?

Cheers, GF.

(Now come on, Road Nazi....bring it on.)

Johnny says:

The night after a breakup with my girlfriend and after twice getting feedback on gossip from 1. the flowergirl who inexplicably knew every detail about me and 2. an ex-gogo dancer bargirl who knew my girlfriend that spotted me in the other other group of bars, I turn and say to a sympathetic young lady whose console-ing with me at another bar far away "they're making me out to be the bad man",

"maybe I'm a bad girl"

and she didn't hold back, hooray.

Then I saw my girlfriend again the next day and all was forgiven.

Grunt says:

Hey ozricmann, good link, the narrator makes a very VERY good point.

He says he can walk down the street in the "worst part of Bangkok" but he would never do the same in, say, Las Vegas Nevada.

Why is that? Because the "repressed minorities" would liberate him of his camera, wallet and possibly life before he made it 50 meters down the lane.

Moral of the story is, as "bad" as the LOS is, America is much much worse.

nexus says:

So this guy (Greg Garcia) posted up a video of himself participating in the cuckolding of farang in a relationship with a Thai girl. Then posted up the video on the web to try gain some kind of recognition from a bunch of anonymous viewers. And a stupid little grin to camera to boot, as if to say how cool he is. Tosser lol.

nick says:

is this one of the "cool guys" over in thailand?

Road Natzi says:

GF,

I've seen it all before, idiot.

So don't flatter yourself & all I can say is, oneday, some grub is going to infect or already has infected ur mole with HIV when a quality thai condom rips or something (perhaps theres some things shes not telling you, like, for an extra baht or two, she takes it in the blurter - no condom (now thats funny isnt it).

The funniest thing about your post, is the way you describe and i quote;

"And I'm ashamed to admit it, but it turns me on like nothing else (while she groans lie a wounded dugong under the penetrating weight of my own member)."

What makes you think that its ur tiny pecker that shes groaning about, its probably ur guts (shes most likely had bigger cocks in ur hole).

Anyway sicko, you need help. Perhaps we could send you over to CS & he could adjust ur attitude with a Machine gun or something (CS probably has fucked ur mole & did a better job at it than you ever have).

Thats it from me loser!

Hello to the rest of you, hope all is well in your lives, unless u are GF (or his thai girl Carrie) Strange name for a thai chick.

Johnny says:

I don't think he is trying to be cool.

He is being realistic, pragmatic, honest and respectful.

If he had of made a noise on the phone, he would have been disrespectful to her.

Pragmatic, in that he knows she has a boyfriend overseas, yet he is still attracted to her, and she was there with him afterall.

He doesn't look like an arsehole or blabbermouth, girls would probably trust him not to betray them, hence he probably gets to actually hear the truth from them. He probably cops his fair amount of shit too, comes with the territory.

-------------

I don't think lying is a national trait there. If anything, the more honest you are with them, the more honest they will be with you. Sure sometimes they will say SURE (or CHUA), when they are not SURE, but does that have a big consequence ? (In other words, stop asking so many questions, and I won't have to keep inventing answers because I actually don't know but it is embarassing to say "I don't know" all the time) When it comes to lying about or to people, that is a big difference. I lied to a bargirl once, thinking that I was blending in with the Thai ways in order to get out of a tricky situation, I came to her bar because apparently we weren't charged the barfine on the checkbin the night before, I didn't want her again, so I came early in the evening, payed the barfine from the night before, then I told her that I'd get some dinner and come back (which was a "white lie"). Anyway, 2 days later I go past the same bar and she said she waited until 2am and she was a little peeved at me, so I learnt my lesson that lying is not to be done in Thailand, especially if it stuffs people around.

Besides, I've noticed that bargirls are good at detecting truly honest people, and for some reason they will confess everything and you'll get to hear all the juicy stories from them. A bit of honesty, understanding without judgement, and being able to handle it, then they will tell you their stories. Even the little stories make life that much more interesting, like who would have known that Luk the new girl used to score alot of goals in her provincial soccer side. "You used to play soccer with Luk ?" , "Luk GOOD, goal, mak maak"

Common Sense says:

Road Natzi,
In 2 more days my access to machine guns will be limited since I will be joining the civilian world once again. I do however happen to have a Ruger .45 tucked away in a drawer right beside me. Send the cockgobbler on over and he can suck start my pistola. I've got a load in there thats sure to blow his brains out.

Wombat says:

I'm not sure who is the bigger fool. The guy from Belgium, the singularly unattractive BG or the prat filming the event. We're not laughing with you we're laughing at you.

Last year in Phuket the BG for the evening had just provided the service you only got at the Kangaroo Bar on Patong in the 80's when her phone rang. It was the boyfriend in Scotland. The lies she told him had me in fits of laughter. I'm only suprised he couldn't hear me.
"I no work in bar"
"I love only you"
"I no go with other men"
"I no with other man"
" I back in my room now"
I'm sure you get the picture.

Then again maybe he could hear me. At least I didn't video the whole thing & post it on the internet.

GREG says:

WRONG!
I JUST DISCOVERED ALL OF THIS ABOUT THIS VIDEO... IT'S CRAZY!
SO FIRST I WANT TO SAY TO CHARLES FRITH YOU RE WRONG! THIS VIDEO WAS IN AUGUST IN BANGKOK AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW THE GUY YOU SAID. SHE WAITED FOR AN ANOTHER BELGIUM. SO PLEASE DON T SAY LIES TOO... ARE YOU A THAI GIRL? SO PEOPLE LIKE OR DON'T LIKE THIS VIDEO BUT IT S THE TRUTH, 100 PER CENT.
MISS YOU

GREG GARCIA says:

DROIT DE REPONSE / RIGHT OF ANSWER

HELLO ALL MY FANS!
I DISCOVERED THIS ARTICLE ABOUT MY MOST POULAR THAI VIDEO YESTERDAY WHEN A ‘FARANG’ GIRL WROTE ME BY EMAIL ‘U STUPID FUCKER’ WITH THE LINK… (REBECCA ROMIJN)
VERY INTELLIGENT GIRL FROM ENGLAND, ONE MORE.
IT’S CRAZY HOW THE PEOPLE CAN JUDGE SOMETHING WITHOUT DISCERNMENT.
BUT IT’S OK THIS INTERESTING GIRL HAD MY ANSWER…

I WANT TO MAKE A SYNTHESIS ABOUT THE COOL OR NOT COOL ATTITUDE, THE FRUSTRATED, THE DEFICIENT, THE INTELLIGENT… FOR THE REST YOU CAN (MAYBE) UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ON MY BLOG, MY DEAR FANS.

SO BENJY AND NEXUS, YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING. HOW YOU KNOW I WANT TO BE SO COOL? MAYBE ONE DAY YOU’LL BE COOL TOO. I HOPE SO. BENJY YOU KNOW ALL THE MEN DON’T PAY FOR GIRLS. SOMETIMES, THE DAY WHEN YOU’LL BE COOL LIKE ME, GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED BY YOU AND THEY DON’T THINK ABOUT MONEY. NOT ALL, OF COURSE, BECAUSE NOBODY IS PERFECT AND 100% COOL ATTITUDE IT’IS DIFFICULT TO REACH! (LOOK AT MY BLOG AND YOU’LL UNDERSTAND… AND FOR THE GIRL OF THE VIDEO, LOOK IN MAY, AUGUST 2006 AND IN JANUARY-FEBRUARY MAYBE YOU’LL UNDERSTAND IT’S NOT A QUESTION OF MONEY HERE. AND YOU KNOW SOMETIMES, IN EUROPA OR ASIA, SOME GIRLS OR WOMEN TOOK CARE OF ME… HIHIHI! BE COOL!)
IN YOUR COUNTRY, MAN, WHO IS THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY? WHEN YOU WANT TO KNOW OR CRUISE A GIRL YOU PAY FOR DRINKS, OF COURSE. 20€? OK AND AFTER? NOTHING FOR 90%, YES OR NO? (YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DO WITH 20€ IN MY TRIPS?) YOU HAVE NEVER MET IN DISCO GIRLS WHO CAME TO YOU AND SAID: ‘I DON’T HAVE DRINK. CAN YOU PAY FOR ME?’? ‘FIRST WHO ARE YOU, BARBIE?’ LOT OF GIRLS THINK BECAUSE THEY HAVE A VAGINA AND A BREAST THEY CAN GET EVERYTHING ABOUT MEN.
THE REAL QUESTIONS ARE WHO IS THE REAL STUPID? WHO IS THE REAL BITCH?
OK ON MY NEXT POST I’LL EXPLAIN TO YOU ABOUT THE LIFE AND MY ABROAD EXPERIENCE (IT'S NOT JUST GIRLS. YOU'RE SO FUNNY CHARLES WITH 'FRENCH SEX TOURIST'! GO TO MY BLOG. IN MY LIFE THINGS IMPORTANT: GIRLS, FOOTBALL, VOYAGES, COMMUNICATION AND MUSIC/MOVIES. UNDERSTAND? YES MY BLOG IS NOT ABOUT ECOLOGY, SORRY, BUT I KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT FOR THE EARTH...). NO HYPOCRISY ABOUT THE GOOD OR THE BAD, JUST THE TRUTH. I’M NOT THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD, BELIEVE ME OR ASK TO ALL MY GIRLS…………MAYBE YOU’LL CHANGE YOUR MIND AND OPEN YOUR EYES. OTHERWISE NOTHING TO DO.
(Benjy - I feel sorry for the guy in the video, he's a bit of a nerd and obviously thinks he's being cool, what by sharing a girl with another guy - so what if he's sending her money, or to be precise more money than him.
Nexus - So this guy (Greg Garcia) posted up a video of himself participating in the cuckolding of farang in a relationship with a Thai girl. Then posted up the video on the web to try gain some kind of recognition from a bunch of anonymous viewers. And a stupid little grin to camera to boot, as if to say how cool he is. Tosser lol.)
MOSS WROTE SOMETHING PERTINENT, WITH DISCERNEMENT…
Engage in the fantasy, because...let's face it...fantasy is better than reality!
Prenez part au rêve, parce que... faisons-lui face... le rêve est meilleur que la réalité!

BUT THE GOLD PALM OF THE PERTINANCE IS FOR JOHNNY WHO KNOWS THE TOPIC, HIM...
I don't think he is trying to be cool.
He is being realistic, pragmatic, honest and respectful.
If he had of made a noise on the phone, he would have been disrespectful to her.
Pragmatic, in that he knows she has a boyfriend overseas, yet he is still attracted to her, and she was there with him afterall.
He doesn't look like an arsehole or blabbermouth, girls would probably trust him not to betray them, hence he probably gets to actually hear the truth from them. He probably cops his fair amount of shit too, comes with the territory.
Besides, I've noticed that bargirls are good at detecting truly honest people, and for some reason they will confess everything and you'll get to hear all the juicy stories from them. A bit of honesty, understanding without judgement, and being able to handle it, then they will tell you their stories. Even the little stories make life that much more interesting
THE GOLD PALM FOR THE INCOHERENCE IS FOR WOMBAT. HEY GUY, CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU LAUGHED TOO MUCH IN THE SAME SITUATION WITH YOUR LADY BAR BITCH AND NOT WITH MY CUTE GIRL? (OPEN YOUR EYES TOO, FRUSTRATED, SHE’S CUTE, FUNNY AND MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU! NOT LIKE THE STUPID AND UGLY WHORE YOU PAID FOR ‘BOOM BOOM’!). BECAUSE IT’S A VIDEO? OR BECAUSE YOU ARE A COOL GUY AND YOU KNOW WHEN IT’S FUNNY? SO MAYBE YOU NEED TO GO THEATER AND NOT CINEMA FOR THE ‘FORMAT’ BECAUSE COMEDY MOVIES DON’T MAKE YOU LAUGHING? WHY YOU WANTED SO MUCH HE HEARD YOU? CAN YOU EXPLAIN TOO? YOU THINK YOU WAS THE BOSS AND SO COOL AGAIN WITH A NEW GIRL FRIEND WAITING YOUR MONEY, AND BECAUSE THIS MAN WAS WEAKED FOR HER. HOPE YOU’LL FIND A SOLUTION TO BE HAPPY IN YOUR LIFE!
(I'm not sure who is the bigger fool. The guy from Belgium, the singularly unattractive BG or the prat filming the event. We're not laughing with you we're laughing at you.
Last year in Phuket the BG for the evening had just provided the service you only got at the Kangaroo Bar on Patong in the 80's when her phone rang. It was the boyfriend in Scotland. The lies she told him had me in fits of laughter. I'm only suprised he couldn't hear me.
"I no work in bar"
"I love only you"
"I no go with other men"
"I no with other man"
" I back in my room now"
I'm sure you get the picture.
Then again maybe he could hear me. At least I didn't video the whole thing & post it on the internet.)
AND WHAT CAN I SAY FOR THE REAL MEN? ROAD NATZI AND COMMON SENSE. ROAD NAZI, I’M SO SORRY TO DISAPOINT YOU BUT THE CONDOMS ‘LIFESTYLES’ FROM THAILAND ARE BETTER THAN THE EUROPEANS. GOOD AND STRONG. AND YOU KNOW I NEED STRONG FOR ONE HOUR. HEY GO TO http://www.dailymotion.com/seiya1st/video/
x3ozx_sexuality-comparison, THE SAME GIRL WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU…
IF YOU’RE LUCKY MAYBE YOU’LL DIE IN YOUR BATHROOM OR WITH A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU’LL MASTURBATE ON YOUR X MOVIES OR MY SOFT VIDEOS.
WITH YOUR WINNER AND BIG MOUTH FRIEND TAKE YOUR MACHINE GUN AND PUT INSIDE YOUR MOUTH (EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU LIKE THAT, NAZI AND WITHOUT SENSE) AND TOUCH A LITTLE THE TRIGGER. AFTER LISTEN THIS SILENCE AND HOW YOU ARE MORE PERTINENT NOW…
HAVE A GOOD MASTURBATION IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER, WINNERS OF THE LOSERS.
(Road natzi - So don't flatter yourself & all I can say is, oneday, some grub is going to infect or already has infected ur mole with HIV when a quality thai condom rips or something (perhaps theres some things shes not telling you, like, for an extra baht or two, she takes it in the blurter - no condom (now thats funny isnt it).
Anyway sicko, you need help. Perhaps we could send you over to CS & he could adjust ur attitude with a Machine gun or something (CS probably has fucked ur mole & did a better job at it than you ever have).
Thats it from me loser!
Common sense - Road Natzi,
In 2 more days my access to machine guns will be limited since I will be joining the civilian world once again. I do however happen to have a Ruger .45 tucked away in a drawer right beside me. Send the cockgobbler on over and he can suck start my pistola. I've got a load in there thats sure to blow his brains out.)

GREG GARCIA says:

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greggarcia.oldiblog.com
YOU LIKE OR YOU DON'T LIKE, BUT I ENJOY TOO MUCH.
FOR 20006'S VIDEOS GO TO www.dailymotion.com AND WRITE seiya1st
DISCOVER AND ENJOY HERE LE MONDE EXTERIEUR...

Wombat says:

OK I'll bite.

Hello Greg.

Just thought I'd point out a couple of things to you.

If you are going to accuse someone of being incoherent then I would suggest your own word usage be perfect. I wll concede ,however, that your English is better than my schoolboy French ever would have been if I had opted to take it as an alternative to German. For historical reasons your German is probably better than mine ever was. With English being the lingua franca for much of the world there really isn't a lot to be gained by learning a new language unless one plans on residing in that country.

It is very easy to explain why I laughed that night. The situation was funny. Did I care if the boyfriend on the other end of the phone could hear me? To be honest not particularly. However, I did not video it & post it for all the world to see. You did. Whatever happened between myself & the BG that evening was our business. That is how she derives her income. How you would know what she looked like when you weren't there beggars belief. Then again with an ego like yours if you say something is true then it must be so.

It may well be a blog about your life but if you took the time to look around you then it may be apparent to you that others are involved. Did your rampant ego ever allow you to give a moments thought to the man on the other end of the phone?

We are laughing at you not with you. You are an insignificant little man compelled to seek his 15 minutes of fame. Can anyone guess who this sounds like? You are not related to Keith Summers by any chance? Or is it just that your mummy didn't show you enough attention when you were growing up?

gaudiefreak says:

hahahahahahahahaha.....

(or in Thai 5555555555.......)

GREG GARCIA says:

What a bite!

Sawadee krap my dear Wombat,
It’s was so easy to reply about my English (good for a French, and you know that!), I thought you have more repartee.
Anyway I try to come down to your level, while making some efforts, so without using my maternal language. Can you try to raise you? If you talk 10% of my English in French I’ll give you a lollipop from Thailand, ok? Come on my land!
When I said incoherent you persist (Whatever happened between myself & the BG that evening was our business). Assume my boy! Assume your relation with this ladybar, oh sorry BG for GG (bad girl for a good guy).
You need to know some things (It may well be a blog about your life but if you took the time to look around you then it may be apparent to you that others are involved. Did your rampant ego ever allow you to give a moments thought to the man on the other end of the phone?).
First the definition of blog: Le terme blog vient de l’appellation anglaise « weblog » qu’on pourrait traduire par « journal sur Internet », et a pour particularité d’être accessible à tous. En effet, les blogs ont été crées pour donner la parole à tous les internautes, des particuliers aux entreprise en passant par les hommes politique.
Les articles (ou billets) sont publiés de façon ante-chronologique et permettent à tous les lecteurs de réagirent sur le sujet évoqué, en inscrivant leurs réactions juste en dessous du billet, créant ainsi une relation privilégiée entre l'auteur et ses lecteurs.
Un blog a plusieurs utilisations possibles: il peut servir à transmettre une passion et rencontrer par la même d’autres passionnés, il peut être informatif et parler de votre point de vue sur l’actualité musicale, politique, artistique…
Le carnet de voyage
Le blog est l'outil le plus simple et le plus efficace pour donner des nouvelles à ses proches, ou partager le récit d'un voyage au fil de son déroulement, photos à l'appuie. Certains expatriés, ou étudiants à l'étranger s'en servent aussi pour donner leurs impressions sur une culture et un monde qu'ils découvrent.
Understand, schoolboy? If you need help go to tr.voila.fr, the most important is that you understand.
Second, Sorry but my solo trips are not so lonely.
Third, nobody knows the identity of this guy and the girl knows about the video on Internet…
This video allow to people to understand many things about Thai girls. Toutes les vérités sont bonnes à dire. Un homme averti en vaut deux. You know sometimes, at the beginning, i was naïve too, i was on the other end of the phone…
One minute of silence for the men on the other end of the phone............
Et arrête cette morale à deux francs! La morale est peut être la forme la plus cruelle de la méchanceté. Can you imagine you’re talking with me about a video of a girl lying on the phone to her boyfriend? It’s nothing more! Just 1mn of three insignificant lifes. And how many time for you? Go work to stop pollution or war, GG!
I need a psychiatrist, i will always be thankful of all your attention. You gave me more than Warhol said. I don’t know Keith, I think that must be a question of culture and history(?)…
Bad man (BD)

greggarcia.oldiblog.com

Common Sense says:

GREG GARCIA,
I don't give two shits about you or antyhing you say really, although you did have some points about 3 insingficant people and 3 insignificant lives. Could you please stop typing in CAPS though. You do not posses the necessary talent and love of boobies to become the next legendary "Cult Icon" we all know and love as ERNESTO ORTEGA.

p..s For all you spelling grmmar and langauge natzi's out there, fuck off i'm drunk

Wombat says:

Hi Greg

Was that the best you could do? I'm not suprised though. Seriously, I wish you well with the psychiatrist. I'm sure you will derive a great deal of benefit.

gaudiefreak says:

Hey, Nazi...

I'm still trying to get my head around the concept of a "redneck, neo-nazi yobbo, Australian Eurasian".

Wouldn't your namesake have gassed (what they would have termed) 'half-castes' like yourself along with the jews? So why call yourself "Road Nazi"?

Is this a sobriquet you've chosen in the same satirical manner in which Borat - himself a jew - can get away with writing and singing a song entitled "Throw a jew down the well"?

Or is it merely a case of your medication needing adjustment to cater for a complex form of inner conflict and turmoil possibly induced by the clash of two opposing cultures, east and west?

Incidentally, I can tell by your passionate response to probably any unconventional sexual practice, your wife/girlfriend must be absolutely bored shitless. From my (multitude of) personal experiences, I've found women, with respect to sexual fantasy, to usually be more outrageous and adenturous than their male counterparts. And I suspect there'd probably be many insecure 'blokes' that'd most likely feel threatened by such exuberant female displays of boldness, audacity or strength by any sexually confident and liberated woman.

Perhaps, Roadie, you just never really understood the sexual soul of a woman?

Don't worry, "you ol' bastard", one day you might get to figure it all out...

Regards.....GF.

PS: By th' way: your responses to my posts, Road Nazi, are also starting to bore me shitless. In the purely literary sense, they've got nothing. In respect to wit and repartee, they've got nothing. Maybe it's time to lift your game, ol' son? Maybe try adding something more original to the text?

Just a bit of constructive criticism, that's all...........cheers, GF.

hahahaha says:

Thats fucking hilarious. If I were that Belgian dude I would smack the grin of that arrogant French cunt when I come to Thailand.

dindgongrb says:

If the French are supposed to be such good lovers couldn't he have picked someone that's a little more appealing to the eye. This girl in the video is hideous looking. I wouldn't do her if she were a 'freebie'...

....and for him, what a greaser, don't the French even shampoo their hair?

KS jr for sure.... a want a be!!!! (Still wet behind the ears)

GREG GARCIA says:

Yes it's true Common sense, we are three insignificant lifes looked by 6178 people, with you. And it's just a beginning... For your information you need to know you are just one more insignificant life, looked by nobody, not more than one nano second in the history of the universe. Just a small shit of ant that i crush without knowing...
Who said I have a talent? Just not so bad in everything, like a complete decathlon athlete better than the 100m World Champion…
Hahahaha you are not Belgium so shut your fucking mouth, trou duc'!
Wombat don't worry i'll give you news about my psychoanalysis. What was the number phone of your psychiatrist in the bar?
I see that the debate becomes increasingly constructive with Dingdongrb. Open your eyes, gay man, she is a nice and sexy girl, suai pooing. You're the only one to think like that as Wombat, so i'm reassure... You need to know that with my fatty hair wet behind the ears (?), me the French lover, girls are attracted to me. You, you're just attracted by the back door.
Open your eyes and try girls!
C'est meilleur que tes boites à caca
greggarcia.oldiblog.com

Wombat says:

Hi Greg

I notice you are becoming increasingly delusional. Even for a Frenchman. You are attributing sentences to various people on this site when they have not used them. All in an attempt to portray yourself in a good light. I suggest you read the posts more carefully.

While on that subject you may wish to check the above posts by JackO, ozricdan & Landmark Larry. They share dingdongrb & my verdict on your lady friend. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but, my friend, I suggest you pop down to the local optometrist & get your eyes checked out. Probably be a good idea if you do it before you see the psychiatrist. Might even save you some money.

Then you could go see that poor bastard from Belgium. I'm sure he would like to catch up with you. I don't think he appreciates you hijacking a part of his life for your tedious blog.

Hope mums ok & not too tired from visiting all the internet cafes & logging on just to boost your ego. I somehow don't think it needs boosting at all.

Ernesto Ortega says:

SALUT GREG GARCIA - DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GRAND TETON MOUNTAINS IN WYOMING WERE SO NAMED IN 1929 BY YOU FRENCH.

GRAND TETONS IS FRANCAIS FOR HUGE TITTIES, FOR THOSE THAT DONT KNOW.

THAT WAS THE LAST TIME IN HISTORY THAT YOU FRENCH SHOWED GOOD JUDGEMENT. YOU CAN CHANGE THAT BY POSTING PHOTOS OF GREAT BIG FRENCH BOOBIES ON YOUR BLOG INSTEAD OF SHOWING THAI GIRLS WITH GINGIVAL GUM DISCOLOURATION.

EO

fbuom says:

Ernesto,

1929? Really?

I didn't think the French still had naming rights on the North America continent - even in Wyoming - in 1929.

Finger slip a bit?

fbuom

Common Sense says:

Greg,
Wow you have been viewed by 6178 people. You truly are my hero. How can I be like you Greg. Perhaps you should put out a self-help book to teach us all how to be a man of such unique talent as yourself.

Oh wait, theres alreay one out there titled "Youtube-Download Here".

Looks like the secret to your success in life has leaked out. Your now just one of millions of other insignificants. I bet your used to it, being French and all.

fbuom says:

Greg,

It's a bit tedious to read the definition of 'blog' in french - and no, I didn't need tr.voila.fr to interpret it.

But quite honestly, most of the rest of the french - and the post - I just skipped over. You didn't have much there worth my time.

If you were confident you were right - or at least not wrong - to do what you did, then you really didn't need to respond as you did to any of the posts. Self-righteousness usually indicates an under-lying lack of confidence.

But then, you're probably Parisian, definitely an auteur.

fbuom

GREG GARCIA says:

My dear Wombat, we all know you like men. You're not the only one in this post, don't worry. For you here there are ladyboys...
All is subjective. I would like to give you pictures and videos very interesting about this girl to convince you. But my sharing has some limits. The boyfriend (owner of the restaurant) and ex-boyfriend (man on the phone) know (and was jealous about that (???)). So some soft links for you:

http://greggarcia.oldiblog.com/
?page=photo&id=809224

http://greggarcia.oldiblog.com/
?page=photo&id=832341

http://greggarcia.oldiblog.com/
?page=photo&id=965280

http://greggarcia.oldiblog.com/
?page=photo&id=1204487

Last time for your psychiatrist i just wanted her number in the bar, not her phone... Sorry, mistake. Don't worry for mine and my money, believe me...
I concede sometimes I don't understand all your English then Sorry! But in my case, I must face an easy and free critique. My English (people who don't speak an another language), the girl's beauty (gay men), my hair (bald). Forget for my voice i was sick (air conditioning) but I wait for the lightness of the video or when i move my eyes to the right (to be cool, of course...)...
My mum is just happy to look some pictures after my trips. Don't need Internet and to boost something. Here many nice things, not just one video so SHOCKING!!!
Anyway next time maybe i'll invite you to drink and you'll show me your pictures. I am not an irritated of the brain.

PS: EO i don't have time to talk with you about mountains, but you can buy a French dictionnary to understand what means 'Le Monde Exterieur'... After you'll be able to speak about good judgment. Are you from America? Because if you are it's fucking hilarious! An American talking about good judgement to a French... Ahahahah!!!
Common sense, everything was said. But i'm very proud to be your hero. Ouahou! I'll try don't crush you...

Wombat says:

Greg, mon ami

I need not pictures, zat is wat ze brain is for. Got that. Only little boys seeking self recognition need that. Or is it self stimulation. I would not care to be seen in the same bar as you. I am far too discriminating. Say hello to mum for me will you. As for the rest I leave the floor open to Ernesto & Common Sense.

Casual observer says:

The video was correctly posted to point out the simple fact that you should not trust Thai bar girls. They look at Farangs as cash cows and nothing else. Greg - you shame yourself, you respond to complete strangers who are just trying to wind you up. Why don't you spend your time doing something else rather than trying to outwit strangers on a f*cking website. Come on, get a life.

Ernesto Ortega says:

GIGI,

I SEARCHED FOR "LE MONDE EXTERIEUR" IN A FRENCH DICTIONARY, BUT I COULD ONLY FIND THREE WORDS - RETREAT, SURRENDER & SYPHILLIS. DO YOU THINK THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S ONLY CASSELL'S COMPACT EDITION?

PS: WHAT ABOUT POSTING THEM FRENCH BOOBIES ON YOUR BLOG?

EO

Superfrk says:

I am new to Mango Sauce and saw this post and honestly this Greg guy is funny as hell. His take on American is amazing coming from a country that for the most part bent over grabbed their ankles and took one in the pooper from the Nazis. (now I said almost all cause this was not all French people.) So then we save and liberate there little shit hole of a country for them and ever since then we have regretted doing so, We should have landed in Britain and raised a mug of Bass and watched that shit burn. Just remember all their grand accomplishments to the world such as mimes, WTF would the world be like without them, the only French that know when to keep their Pie Hole closed.

Now with that said I have wrote a couple of books on women and since they pay my bills and have solid reviews I must not need any lessons from Senior Frog, Though I also see nothing wrong with a good professional shag in the LOS either.

Oh and yea, before I forget that is one ugly hoe, by any standard not just in Thailand. I do not think Deuce Bigalo would hit that shit if she paid him $10

GREG GARCIA says:

Mature man without picture, you make the good choice when you refuse my invitation. You would feel so alone with all the girls around me...
Aaahhhh and the American idiot and their history of one century... Relisez vos livres d'histoires, bande de cons, et comprenez le mot 'résistance', surtout face à l'envahisseur (justement je suis au Vietnam...). Pas besoin de parler de l'histoire récente face a des pauvres types qui se gargarisent de la guerre... Vous feriez mieux d'aller y crever, vous!
It's true Fbuom and Casual, why to lose time here?
You are judicious. But it's not a question about confidence or about myself. This blog is not about me. I was in the illusion of a small debate around experiences of each. A sharing what! I was wrong. Unfortunately it's filled, for most, of pimply idiots decerebrated...
C'est donc dans la langue de Molière, Rimbaud et Baudelaire que je concluerais.
C'était un vrai plaisir de perdre du temps avec quelques-uns d'entre vous. Je n'ai malheureusement plus le temps pour les pensées négatives de mécréants frustrés. Je rassure ces derniers, je n'ai vu aucun talent, ne serait-ce d'écriture, derrière ces critiques détournées et gratuites. Moi je vie, je présente et vous regardez...
Ma vie, justement, est agréablement faite de découvertes jour après jour. Elle se déroule désormais au Vietnam.
Je vous laisse donc, j'ai d'autres chats à fouetter...
Résiliez vos abonnements!
GG - BM
greggarcia.oldiblog.com

PS: Merci à Charles, Moss, Johnny, Fbuom et Casual pour votre participation.

Kenn says:

When ever I read a post from
GREG GARCIA, I have Peppy La Pew doing the voice over in my head;

GREG GARCIA;
You are right America is a young country when speaking in recordable history Terms; but America has the culture and history of every nation , we are a melting pot of sorts…you got all the good parts of the world but unfortunately you all the bad also

But you are arguing about women with questionable morals that want your company, we are not talking about the women who have some class here… okay I will stop being coy………..they are prostitutes, and you are bragging that you can have more ladies than anyone else; do you think any one really cares how cool you think you are with these ladies/prostitutes;

At first I didn't see the big deal of this post; ………..wow farang got suckered ……..not really news worthy since it happens all the time …I actually just thought it was funny , hell I even think you are funny…………but your argument here does not hold much water .

Then posting here in FRENCH ?????

What do you feel you have accomplished,

Next time your in a bar in Thailand and order a drink and have to converse in English………… thank the first Brit you see for being able to do what the French wasn’t able to,……….. colonies most of the frigging world in the most desirable places (I know Thailand was never a colony , but they sure did influence them) , and the only reason they stayed out of much of South America was because Portugal is the longest running ally and they were handling business,

that all said it brings me to this , I have no problem with you posting in French if this was a French Blog , but it isn’t , I am sorry I only Speak English and poor Spanish (with those two languages is their any reason to learn another)

So go ahead with your over used dialog (America is so young, no culture no style no sophistication) and the rest of that over used unsubstantial arguments

So if you don’t like us Americans why do you belittle yourself with corresponding to our so called non-sense?

You seem to have some deep rooted trauma , something must had happen to you as a child for you to think you are the Don Juan Demarco of prostitutes , and I don’t even want to do a Sigmund Freud thing about the relationship with your mother

But you do have more than your share of problems

Okay it quitting time………… let me just say this was nothing personal and I don’t mean to damage your self pride,
And I did find your Video post interesting and funny; and I loved how it was mostly in English

Superfrk says:

Here is a very rough translation of Greg's French, Since I guess he thinks it cute posting in his Native tung. Though my understanding of French is nit noi

"Read again your books of stories, load of cretins, and include/understand the word ' résistance', especially vis-a-vis with the invader (precisely I am in Vietnam...). Not need to speak about the recent history face has poor guy which gargarisent itself of the war... You would make better outward journey burst there, you! It' S true Fbuom and Casual, why to roofing stone time here? You are judicious. It' S not drank has question butt confidence gold butt myself. This blog is not butt me. I was in the illusion of has small debate around experiments of each. With sharing what! I was wrong. Unfortunately it' S filled, for most, of pimply idiotic decerebrated... It is thus in the language of Molière, Rimbaud and Baudelaire which I concluerais. It was a true pleasure of wasting time with some among you. I do not have unfortunately any more time for the negative thoughts frustrated non-believers. I reassure the latter, I did not see any talent, this of writing, behind these criticisms would not be diverted and free. Me I life, I present and you look at... My life, precisely, is agreeably made discoveries day after day. It is held from now on in Vietnam. I thus leave you, I have other cats to whip... Cancel your subscriptions!"

Since you brought up Vietnam how did that go for the French?

The Second Indochina War, 1954-1975, grew out of the long conflict between France and Vietnam. In July 1954, after one hundred years of colonial rule, France was forced to leave Vietnam. Communist forces under the direction of General Vo Nguyen Giap defeated the allied French troops at Dien Bien Phu, a remote mountain outpost in the northwest corner of Vietnam. This decisive battle convinced the French that they could no longer maintain their Indochinese colonies and Paris quickly sued for peace. As the two sides came together to discuss the terms of the peace in Geneva, Switzerland, international events were already shaping the future of Indochina.

Kenn says:

GREG GARCIA translated version says
"I do not have unfortunately any more time for the negative thoughts frustrated non-believers."

Wow, could any one be more delusional,

Oh I believe you Greg; you are better than the second coming of Jesus……or so you would like us to believe;

The scenario plays out more like this;

You’re a guy who hangs around these prostitutes, and they are not the high dollar ones you can find in Thailand or the rest of the world who have plenty of cash stashed away, you know like the ones you can get if hang around the crooked Government Officials (oops I didn't mean to give out my source), these are poor young women with not much other option , and it is not just they feel they can confide with you , they see you as one of them , just another lost soul who they feel your are the same as them ………..so get of your high horse and see the world as is. Unless you drank too much of the electric punch (i miss the good ol'days)

Either that or you are just paying for their pussy LOL

Curious farang says:

Wot the fuck does "cuckolds" mean!?!?!?

Paddy O'Ffialle says:

Curious farang

Buy a dictionary you lazy sod.

Geezer says:

If I ever bump into the belgium twat he's going to get a face full of forehead, nothing to do with the Phuket slappa it's just that he has the type of face i would never get sick of kicking.

King Kong says:

So then Greg Garcia is a cool guy who fucks the cheapest Thai prostitutes for free and then he posts their pictures on the net as part of his "Outside World" piss-take.

Now and then he also posts videos of those prostitues talking (and being untruthful) to other men who are actually paying to fuck them.

What's next, someone's blog about how he paid 100 baht less than a Belgian sod who was paying 250 baht short-time?

The wonders of the net will never cease.

GREG GARCIA says:

My dear Kenn,
It's too much honor to compare me as the second coming of Jesus! This is my precepts just for you:
I have no problem with America and Americans. I just replied to a guy wanting to make me the morality, me the French, because he is American...
You have good and bad things in America, good and bad history, good and bad Americans, great artists, realisators, actors... But you have also good and bad things in France, good and bad history, good and bad Frenchs, great footballers, dead artists...
Who is the best? Who is the most cool? Who... I DON'T CARE!
Why you think i'm often abroad? Maybe something wrong in my country or in myself (my trauma...). And of course i'll go visit America... Jesus 2nd think about all over the World and all my subjects.
But just a question Kenn. Do you think all the Thai girls are prostitutes? Hope you don't think so and also about my pictures.
The truth if you look my pictures it's 50 - 50. But i don't know about the past and the future of all this girls... Jesus 2nd has to be more attentive!
Often the expensive is not the better. The best is when you are on the same wave length. The class you can find everywhere, but between Monaco and Thailand i did my choice. Mind or money? Maybe both. Jesus 2nd likes to enjoy, not boring.
And small precision, i don't brag about anything and i don't have anything to prove. This video or my blog it's my photos album, with movements and talking (available of everywhere (my ego...)). People like, people don't like, it's normal, i'm very cynical. Maybe i'm wrong for somebody maybe i'm right for another one... I have my personal answer. Jesus 2nd thinks by himself, not effect of group.
Don Juan who? I'm Jesus 2nd!
Sorry for my French sometimes but my English is again medium. Hope you understood everything, cela fait partie d'un effort d'échange... Jesus 2nd is French and learn everytime.
Of the top of my horse i see the World very well and will try to illuminate you of new precepts. To buy the pussies of the prostitutes of course, but you forget their mouth and breast! Don't be selfish and think about the pleasure about all this girls. If not much other options i'm Jesus 2nd distributing wealths and beatitude. Everybody happy! But why they come more than me??? Jesus 2nd is of course strong-limbed and altruistic!
All you need is love.
I bless you!
Freedom
Grégory GARCIA

PS: thanks Superfrk for your exposition about Indochina War. Yes, there was and is lot of stupid Frenchs but you need to know i'm not responsable about all the problems in the World (and i was born in 79...). And you want to know my feelings about fucking pushy and cheater North Vietnameses? Because i was there, in this 'Outside World'...

RePs: King Kong, you too you need to know all the Thai girls are not prostitutes. When your mum had sex with a man before your dad she was a prostitute because she drank with him?
Where you found a short time for 250 Baht? I want to know, i knew long for free often or 200 but never for short (oh one time 300, no blowjob, good to buy PadThai after...)

ReRePS: All the street internet big mouth fighters, don't talk too much alone, ok? If you ll see me next time we ll see, ok?