The FCUK Inn: Pattaya's funniest signboard

phil H says:

Fcuking best yet! A few years back there were a number of bars around town with subtle, and not so subtle, word game names. Used to be a beer bar on 2nd road "The Cockswell Inn" plus of course the "No Hands Bar" (later "Nice With Ice") and one called "Fuck U" - real subtle that. But then the Pattaya judiciary clamped down on them probably egged on by some lifeless little scrote from the moral majority brigade.

phil H says:

Update #1.
Currently working in KL but a mate in Pattaya tells me that the bar doesn't live up to the sign.
To paraphrase B.T. "Oh well TIFT" (This Is Farang Thailand.
I'll be in Pattaya end July and, if nothing better to do, will check it out and will add any first hand (?) thoughts.

Butterflyman says:

Was on one of my regular visits to Pattaya last week and stayed at Metro Apartments (opposite FCUK INN) on Soi LK Metro. It really doesn't live up to it's name. I realise that the early part of last week had the buddha holiday and a lot of the bars were closed, but towards the end of the week, when the rest of the bars on Soi LK Metro were buzzing again, the FCUK INN was about as exciting as a katoey on a football pitch!

phil H says:

But enough of David Beckham.

HELLRAISER says:

Where can you buy a fcuk you inn t-shirt?

Hugh Jarse says:

At the bull shirt plaza of course!

marti says:

have u tried lolitas in the same soi?????? .....nice

Dutch R says:

Back a long time ago in another country a Farang opened a bar called LBFM Lounge...Filipino Cops didn't see the humor and told him to take down the sign...He took off the word Lounge and put a & between LB&FM...When Cops came back he told them name stood for "Life Boats & Free Meals"...They left him alone and everybody fell on the floor laughing their ass's off...For posters that aren't familiar with the PI, LBFM stands for "Little Brown Fucking Machine" (MAY mean the same thing in LOS, I don't know)

Anonymous says:

I love it every time I remember this one, make piss evertime i remember it.

Cheers