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July 7 2006

Farang girls get naked in Bangkok

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Wouldn't it be great if Thai office girls had mock cat-fights around the photocopier and pulled each others knickers down?

Of course, in most go-go bars, it's all part of the show but, even in this setting, strict rules of conduct apply. Unfortunately, however, overwrought farang girls often think they're exempt.

It's always a mistake for a guy to bring his farang girlfriend into a go-go bar because she'll react in one of two ways. Either she'll become insecure and hostile or she'll become insecure and naked.

For everyone's sake, you have to pray it's not the latter.

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A couple of months ago, we were sitting in Soi Cowboy's Midnight Bar beside a group of young American lads. One of them had foolishly brought his farang girlfriend along.

Two drinks later, her clothes were off and she was dancing on the table.

I could've forgiven Angelina Jolie such impulsiveness but our 20-something exhibitionist was great fat lump with a big ginger minge - and she was blocking our view.

Spontaneous nudity is a real headache for any bar's management due to the daft cat and mouse game they're obliged to play with the cops. When a signal is given, the dancers are drilled to cover-up in a flash.

Our quick-to-strip farang girls - tourists, presumably - don't understand the anxiety they're causing.

Quite apart from the legal aspect, how must her boyfriend have felt when his mates were gawking at her twat?

Frankly, there's no upside to it.

When the mamasan rushed over and told the silly girl to put her clothes back on, the whole place erupted into a spontaneous round of applause.

Sitting to our left were a middle-aged Canadian couple and it was pretty clear that the wife wore the trousers. Her octopus-like hands were giving the bikini-clad showgirl on her lap a thorough goosing.

"I'm a feminist" she explained.

Her sheepish-looking husband looked like he wanted to be somewhere else - or perhaps in the same place but on his own.

After the introductions were made, our new feminist chum announced that she too fancied a turn on the chromium pole.

Sensibly, she had a word with the mamasan first and it was agreed that she could dance upstairs - above the bar's glass ceiling - so long as she kept her knickers on.

In fairness to the old doll, she had a better figure than the girl twenty years her junior - which says all you need to know about today's modern woman.

Neither of them could hold a candle to the Thai girls, though, so their antics were a mere distraction.

It's not just farang girls who mistakenly believe that anything goes in Thailand.

Imagine the scene... It's a quiet dinner party in suburban Bangkok comprising four couples and the grown-up son of the American host.

The lad was over from the US for a few weeks and had spent most of his time enjoying the nightlife. He thought it was cool to whip out his phonecam and show everyone a 30-second video of a bar girl giving him a blowjob.

I think he was trying to come across as a rakish man-about-town but the ploy backfired spectacularly because he's now known as "That problem-child with a small cock."

See also

Make a tit of yourself in a Thai go go bar

[Posted to Nightlife by David]

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Readers' comments

chris says:

i actually saw this myself in patpong,and the girl was quite nice she was an american,and being the twat as i was then being in thailand not long i decided to get up aswell those photots have all gone home to uk to my mates.

Eyal says:

I'm just waiting to hear about the flaming letters you're bound to get from farang girls in response to this post lol

BW says:

How does one go about barfining these impromtu dancers?

Conan says:

BW, you just wait until they realise nobody cares about them or wants them - even with their clothes off. Timing is important here you have to get them at the point of desperation but before the point of tears which is quickly followed by loud proclamations of man-hating.
Generally there is no bar fine and short time will cost you 2 beers, and long time will cost you 20 years, 2 kids and a divorce.
Though I am just speaking from heresay as I have seen a total of 3 good looking farang girls in Thailand and they were civilised.

Anonymous says:

Fat girls are like mopeds; they're fun to ride but you never admit to any specifics, and never ever get caught.

Or, ah, so I've been told. Yeah.

mandingo says:

ginger minge mmmm

what do thai people think of ginger minge?

Andy says:

A fiery ginger minge and piss lips that looks like someone trying to stuff a hot pink inner tube through your letterbox.
Mmm,.... Memories.

jaques says:

That last story must have been made up! I cannot believe anyone would willingly show off a 30 second video of their manhood in all it's glory to their parents!! Especially if it was being serviced by some sleazy prostitute... then again, he was American...

Dave says:

"Imagine the scene... It's a quiet dinner party in suburban Bangkok comprising four couples and the grown-up son of the American host..."

Heh, heh... I've been there...

Jaques says:

What Dave? You were the grown up son of the American host in a similar situation? What possessed you....?

daniel says:

hey CHRIS when did this happen "i have to see the photo's".

another question is, why do boyfriends bring thier girlfriends to gogo bars...surely they go to these bars to get away from said respective girls.

why do the girls go to these gogo bars, ok, sure maybe some are unsure about thier sexuality and need some opposing stimulation to justify what may be going on inside thier heads or maybe they go because they want to see why some men come to thailand and change to become better persons or even shift that unsightly flab.

i think not!

so why does a woman go to a gogo bar.........

i mean as a hetrosexual guy i would never go to a gay gogo bar, NOT EVEN WITH A GIRL.

so whats going on?

{'checkout electric blue in patpong'}

bettalepriya says:

furst of all its the men who go to such bars to satisfy their desire. invariably the entertainers are girls and entertainment is show of their body little by little and teasing. what interest u can expect from your girl friend in seeing another girl opening herself to thepublic view. but, if ur girl is of the type who enjoy the look of another female body then she must be prepared to have her body for the view of public.

Jaafar says:

I have always wondered about the same thing in a gay context: why would anyone, that is, any gay man, bring his boyfriend to a Thai gay bar? Is he particularly anxious to begin the divorce proceedings?!?

That might have some relevance (or a LOT of relevance) to the subject of straight guys bringing their girls to a Thai girlie bar. The relationship...will...not...survive.

The funniest/saddest thing I ever saw was in a Chiang Mai gay bar, where I noticed a farang gay couple in attendance. NEITHER of them were even remotely attractive. And when it came time for the "parade" -- when all the guys marched up and down the stage, and off the stage, displaying their wares, I noticed to my astonishment that one of the farang gay couple had simply covered his eyes! What must that man have been saying to himself: "Help me, Lord Jesus," or what?

thin farang girl says:

I am fascinated by the refereces to unsightly flab on farang women. Having lived here for 15 years, I think I can count on two hands the number of un-flabby farang men I have seen in this city. There is NOTHING more pathetic than that sight of a fat farang man with a tiny little Thai doll hanging on his arm. I can't even get angry, I feel so sorry for the guy. How can anyone have let their self esteem sink so low?

Jack Wow says:

David, I don't suppose Thin farang girl left her email address? As a rule I don't usually lower myself to sleeping with farang girls, but seeing as this one claims to be thin I may be interested, and obviously it would do my low self esteem the world of good.
I also think I may qualify as the eleventh unflabby farang man she's seen in Thailand in the last 15 years. I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but if we made some babies, and had some daughters, I'd be doing my bit to take the thin-farang-women off the endangered species list.

TANAI KWAI says:

Hi thin farang girl,

If your handle is accurate and you moved to Thailand when you were three, please meet me at the Queen's Park Hotel gym four times a week. I may have just what you're looking for.

Look forward to checking you out!

(winky)
TK

Sunglasses Ron says:

thin farang girl, why feel sorry for the guy?

While you're feeling sorry for him, he's getting his cock sucked by some hot thai chick.

Save your pity for people who are suffering, fer cryin' out loud.

Fat Farang Bloke says:

Thin Farang Bird, you just don't get it do you?

For just one second put yourself in the shoes of the Fat Farang Man you speak of!

The choice you have is either a fat sweaty forty something farang she man, who you can't get your arms round and insist on wearing ski pants and a size 18 thong. Or, a super fit dark skinned maiden who as a naturally slim body and whether you are paying for the privilage or not are great to be seen with.

Its great when you see farang women giving you the evil eye when i'm with a Thai woman. I get asked the usual question from my companion. "Why she look at me like that"?. "Why farang women soooo fat"? I always say, "Don't worry dear, in a few decades they will have had heart attacks or have turned lesbian, now lets get back to my Hotel room"

sniffer says:

You have no idea, thin farang girl, if that is indeed your real name, quite the depths of depravity to which we are capable of sinking. If you were able to witness just what we farang men (all of us morbidly obese, revoltingly ugly, entirely bald and with haliotosis to boot), get up to nightly in thousands of hotel rooms across Sukhumvit and beyond with a tiny Thai doll (or two or three),then you would be sick to the bottom of your neatly-stapled stomach.
Of course, our behaviour is entirely different to what flabby, fiftysomething western matrons get up to with the handsome, buff, well-endowed local young studs in Cuba, Tunisia, The Dominican Republic, etc. We fully recognise that such liaisons are highly romantic and all about female empowerment.
Your post has caused me to examine my conscience and I see now that what I have been doing is not so much morally wrong as highly unsightly. Let's you, me and Lynn Walter of the Bangkok Post's cutting-edge Guru lifestyle pull-out start a campaign to get those little Thai "dolls" to go a diet of supersize cheeseburgers and shakes. They'll be as chubby as their customers in no time at all and the world will be a better place as a result

Whippet says:

To Fat Farang Bloke:

I (a farang male, long term resident of BKK) couldn't disagree with you more re: your "are great to be seen with" comment regarding Thai hookers. I will have to be the 'enemy' on this occasion and side with the farang female (oh my god! traitor!) if being seen with a prostitute is a great thing. If your self-esteem is low enough that being seen with her is a boost, then good for you. I think.

thai guy says:

thin farang girl,

i can't agree with you more.

Woodman says:

Response to "Jaques" (off) and his American comment;
If he was French he would have been the one giving the blowjob....

Matt says:

Why is it so hard to come to terms with a Farang girl at a gogo bar? Do you feel invaded?

sniffer says:

Nah, not "invaded". It's more like seeing a cart horse at the Derby. Offends our aesthetic sense, y'see

Sunglasses Ron says:

The likes of thin farang girl keep coming out with shite like "There is NOTHING more pathetic than that sight of a fat farang man with a tiny little Thai doll hanging on his arm. I can't even get angry, I feel so sorry for the guy. How can anyone have let their self esteem sink so low?"

I can't help thinking of these suburban curtain twitchers. Y'know, nosy bastards sneering at everyone and passing judgment on other people's private lives.

Thin farang girl, if you ever see me striding down sukhumvit with my girlfriend please do me a favour and mind your own fucking business.

Just outta interest thin farang girl, where do you think these fat farang guys should be? Is there anything a fat western male can do that would actually meet your seal of approval or are you the kind of spiteful kunt that would only be happy if some guy that you don't find physically attractive is living a miserable, lonely life in a freezing bedsit in Luton?

Fat farang Bloke says:

Whippet,
If you have no self esteem like myself, how can it be low?

I just want a shag.

Dicer says:

Thin slapper has them yelping...


Reminds one of US where going out on Friday night could face you a Holiday Inn. The focus of the mid life crisis divorced horde of professional males is a 22 year old blonde with a cigarette, long straggly hair, no personality, a kid at home, food stamps, a meth addiction and an old rusty Datsun in the parking lot. She is the target for post mating mating. Of course all the bone surgeons, bankers, chemists don't have a chance with her. She won't give them the time of day, but she is hooked by a clever lawyer.
Whudcha do? she asks
I collect garbage, he says with a smile.
Your place or mine, she says.

Udon Mike says:

Most of you guys amaze me.

Thin Falang girl's comments were shit, pure and simple.

Then a few of the guys defended prostitution, which, culturally, doesn't exist in Thailand. We all know the routine. If the girl doesn't like you, then it will be quite difficult to get her to go with you. Whereas, if she likes you a lot, she doesn't think in terms of gifts and goes for free. This applies to 99% of Thai women, just try talking sweetly to that young lady that sells trinkets in the mall. I.E. Here, sex is a pleasant part of life and is to be enjoyed - unlike the 'west' where it is a sin which should be avoided.

To top it all off, Thai women and falang men produce beautiful children. Please thank the USA for sending large numbers of soldiers here 40 years ago. Thai Movies and TV are full of their progeny.

Liu Bei says:

Udon Mike: "Then a few of the guys defended prostitution, which, culturally, doesn't exist in Thailand. We all know the routine. If the girl doesn't like you, then it will be quite difficult to get her to go with you."


RIIIIIGHT. Prostitution doesn't exist in Thailand, CHECK. Bargirls are into you for your charming personality. CHECK. Your post was intended as comedy, right?

As for the gentlemen who say it's a great thing to be seen around town with that thin hot thai babe on your arm--if she's a bargirl, ALL the Thais and most of the non-bargirl-in-tow farrangs know immediately. They're impressed with your way with the ladies, that's why they're lauging at you...

Dear sexpat/sex tourist types--can any of you pick up a bargirl and get your dick wet without thinking it shows you have genius-level talent for seducing women? Or are all of you like Miss Keith Summers?

OOPS I forgot--my bad! No such thing as prostitution in Thailand!!

Udon Mike, you live in such denial you should be a Pharaoh.

AB says:

I am not predjudice I would fuck a good looking farang girl if I found one. Too much empahsis is put on where the woman comes from, fun is fun. If the woman is a cuastic wretch then who wants to be with her no matter how she looks or where she comes from. I have met plenty of bar girls with really sour attitudes. I usually opt for a seven with a good attitude who usually turns out to be much more fun than a ten with a bad attitude.

As for how other people look at older farang men with young Thai girls. Of course the Thais know the truth of who is who but most of the Thais are xenaphobes (hates anyone but thais) anyway who fucking cares. If visitors to this country would just try to dress a little neater ( read cleaner !! and stop wearing wife beaters and shorts that look like they are parading around in their underware) they might not get such funny looks.

Remember a few things that will make your life easier and explain thai culture which you will never truely grasp anyway ; 1)that as a farang you will NEVER really be accepted in this country. 2) never believe what bar girls tell you. 3) treat all women the way you would want your daughter or sister to be treated ( have fun but don't be mean spirited). 4)sex for money is a business transaction it can be fun but it is still business don't lose your head !! 5) get to know a girl very well before you even think about a long term relationship, too many farang men get their first good piece of ass here in Thailand (because they want your money more than once)and confuse a good orgasam with love. I love you forever usually last untill you are out of money.

Enough said

dave says:

A farang girl is better than a whore or hooker

1.She has money
2.Is educated
3.Wont run to her family
4.Wants a marriage based on love not money

You farang guys are stupid
when u money runs out shes gone like the wind.

Common Sense says:

Dave,
You state that a farang girl wants a marriage based on love and not money.

Well I have a challenge for you then, Marry a farang woman, support her for a few years, quit your job for long enough the savings and unemployment runs out, and see how long she sticks around with your deadbeat ass.

Nothing but whores with a different angle as far as I'm concerned. Might as well go for the cheaper and more hospitable ones.

Mike says:

I have been in thailand for a bit. I think the problem with the prostitution is that the majority of the girls started at 14-15 years of age, even though you say shes 20 at the time you are with her. I am married to a thai teacher and we have home in the issarn. I have watched over the years as her village has been overrun by these fat(yes the fat comment)falang. My problem with them is they(9 of 10) are very rude and show no respect for thai culture. I am not sure but I think it is possible to sleep with hookers and show respect for the culture you are visiting? I think though most of the guys are usually drinking, maybe it makes them feel less inhibited, that it is ok-no one is being harmed by sleeping with this girl. I watch how the older ones recruit the young ones in our village with dreams of money and big houses-which most never see. By the time they figure it out, its too late, they are 30 with a 6 th grade education. So when you think about how you treat your sister or mother, think about how you would treat your daughter as a 14 year old girl selling her body. Ya, imagine a fat,sweaty 50 year old farang, humping your 14 year old daughter,or if it makes you feel better your 20 year old daughter. There are a few of us falangs in thailand with class, with values and morals. This country would not collapse without sex tourists as the sex tourist seems to think.

Wombat says:

Dave gives us the benefit of his acumen & life experience. No doubt acquired from the fairy tales his mother read to him not all that long ago. Both farang & Thai girls share many of the same qualities when cultural & social perspectives are taken into account. Irrespective of whether either are hookers or not.

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