June 4 2005

Win a date with a Soi Cowboy go-go dancer

While we were out drinking last night, the Mango Sauce Nightlife Correspondent came up with the idea of awarding an exciting prize to the first reader to email us with the real nicknames of our favourite Soi Cowboy go-go dancers - as opposed to the new ones we've invented for them (See "The Rock" exposed as Soi Cowboy go-go dancer).

Under his proposal, one lucky Bangkok barfly would win a fully paid-up date with "The Rock" from Sheba's and, as tradition dictates, the runner-up would win two dates with her.

Sadly, I had to poo-poo the suggestion because, firstly, we haven't got a clue as to what their real names actually are and, secondly, because the Mango Sauce marketing budget barely covers the cost of a heavy-petting session with my Thai landlord's golden retriever.

Apparently, our busy Nightlife Correspondent has also been receiving mail:

Mr. S.B. from Huddersfield writes:

I met my girlfriend and gave her the nickname "Hippo Ears" some months ago. She says she goes out every night to baby sit for her sister. I am beginning to worry. Do you think she is the same "Hippo Ears" who dances in Suzy Wong's?

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The Nightlife Correspondent replies:

We do agree this seems a bit of a coincidence. Next time you see your girlfriend check to see if she has a new love bite on her left buttock.

Mr L.T. from Sukhumvit Soi 3 writes:

I know Miss "Coat Hanger Nipples" and quite frankly if you want to hang your coat on her nipples that's up to you but, honestly, I wouldn't hang my used jock strap up there.

The Nightlife Correspondent replies:

We agree her nipples do look a little worn. We're reminded of the stripper with rotating propellers on her nipples in The Graduate.

As the beer started to kick-in, the Nightlife Correspondent let slip that he'd visited Suzy Wong's the previous evening. Sensing that I was onto something, I quizzed him about the love-bite on Hippo Ears' bum - but he wouldn't be drawn. He did, however, share with me the concern that his joke about The Graduate might give away his age. He needn't have worried, though - UBC rarely screens anything more recent.

[Posted to Nightlife by David]

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