April 8 2007

Vice cops bust John T. Bone in Pattaya

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The arrest of porn legend John T. Bone has sent shockwaves through Thailand's sexpat community. Bone - real name John Bowen - was arrested in Pattaya last Thursday following a raid on his seafront apartment.

Vice cops seized video production equipment together with a huge stash of porn films and an undisclosed number of dildoes. Insiders have speculated that this should keep them happy for quite a while.

Transvestites and bargirls were allegedly hired to perform sex acts in T. Bone's own apartment and the sixty year-old pornographer has been charged with producing explicit video clips for sale on a website. Canadian Kyle Milgram, 30, and Thai national Fluk Saengsuwan were also charged.

John T. Bone became a household name back in 1995 when he cast Annabel Chong in The World's Biggest Gang Bang but is best remembered for his refusal to pay her.

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It's been a difficult week for tight-fisted T. Bone. Four days before his arrest, he was violently assaulted after a late night screening of Mr Bean's Holiday. As he rode home, two thugs on a motorbike tried to force him off the road.

He describes the incident on his blog (the not-safe-for-work www.johntbone.com) in a post entitled Oh what a night...

The passenger swung and hit me full in the face with his crash helmet as the driver drove his cycle into my front wheel ... Luckily I maintained control and raced the half mile or so to a 24 hour Mini-Mart opposite my apartment. ... As I pulled into a parking space the villains rammed my cycle again, hit me in the face again with a crash helmet and broke a beer bottle over my head ... The riders roared away, fucking cowards.

But this is the best bit...

Mr. Kincaid, star of the Bangkok Street Whores.com and Asian Cream Pies.com and a neighbour of mine, was just coming out of the store. He jumped on his bike and roared off to a local police post resulting in 2 police cars arriving 10 minutes later.

Porn-guys looking out for each other. It's truly heart-warming. I wonder if Ron Jeremy ever lends Max Hardcore his lawnmower or whether Mr. Marcus keeps a spare key in case Rocco Siffredi locks himself out.

T-Bone tells us that he couldn't pick out his attackers from police mug shots but the cops reckoned that they knew who might have done it and would "talk to them."

Remembering back to last year when my apartment was burglarized and when the police caught the guy they tortured him with wet towels and a cattle prod I know how persuasive their methods can be.

It's ironic that a guy who makes a living filming other people "getting poked" may now find himself on the receiving end.

In reality, of course, they won't have to force a confession out of him because he's already given himself up on the box cover of John T. Bone's School of Cock.

Filmed entirely on location in Thailand by the infamous director "John T. Bone". Just when you thought you'd seen it all, T. Bone takes you deep inside the freakiest, most twisted school on earth where perversion is rampant and that hot babe with the tight little ass has a big fat cock!!! Ladyboys, anal threesomes, cum soaked orgies. It's a lesson you'll never forget. Enjoy - John T. Bone.

One of the websites referred to in the charges is called John T. Bone's Asshole Massacre. I was hoping that it might feature the eponymous T. Bone "taking out" Pattaya's less appealing foreign residents with a pump-action shotgun but it's actually about anal sex.

Porn is a tough business and the demands of a dissolute lifestyle can eventually take their toll.

These days, poor old T. Bone weighs in at 300lb and he's a physical wreck. He describes himself as "one of those guys that have to be removed from their houses with the aid of a fork lift truck" and confides that obesity makes sex "less of a joy and more of a set up for an apology."

When sexual moans turn to cries of pain and your lover immediately follows your orgasm with "Get the fuck off me" it is time to take notice.

And it gets worse...

My leg is swollen up to twice its normal size, there are huge swollen pockets of blood around the ankle ... My entire leg is shades of purple and blue much like a Leroy Neiman painting

T. Bone says that, these days, he's more into masturbation.

Most of his fans can probably relate to that.

Footnote

More photographs of John T. Bone's arrest:

www.pattayacitynews.net/news_06_04_50_3.htm

[Posted to News by David]

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Readers' comments

Chico says:

I wasnt aware that the possesion of porn or dildos was a criminal offence. What next?

April 8, 2007 3:39 PM

jutter says:

Well these guys are definitely fucked.

What they gonna get 30 years?!

They should have some very interesting sexperiences in a Thai jail,huh, poor buggers

April 8, 2007 4:06 PM

CanadianBacon says:

TBone never heard of tea money? If I was a local law enforcer and seen a bloke with 100 extra pounds, He might as well be wearing that 100 in gold. Excess is excess just in a different form. And someone was probabbly thinking that hence the bust...

April 8, 2007 7:34 PM

Fudgepacker says:

Not exactly his brightest move advertising that he's in Pattaya filming porn right now.

April 8, 2007 9:07 PM

Common Sense says:

What is the world coming to when a purveyour of porn can't even work in peace without the fuzz busting in and carrying off his shemales and anal lube.

April 9, 2007 1:14 AM

Dana says:

Dana here from Dana Central and I'm a gonna save us all about a ten foot thread by just cuttin' to the chase pardners:

To wit--How come the foreign devil is going to take the total hit for this? How about the girls who took the money and by so doing showed about as much disrespect for the Kingdom as it is possible to show?

Well, I wasn't smart enough to figure this out but I had an unbelievably culturally sensitive expat explain it to me:

You see; one of the girls was using the money to support an orphanage in Suckburi. Not just one or two or three of her children that have been discarded on the grandmother refuse pile of parental responsibility but a whole bloomin' orphanage. So heck, she is practically an angel--so no fault will be found with her.

Another one of the stupid sluts was using her earnings to support the Thai space program. She is a patriot. So . . . ah heck, she's a patriot. She lufs Thailand.

Another one of the girls was using her money to support a center for abused dogs thus showing her nation a whole new modern attitude towards animal rights. Of course some of the dogs were used in the porno films but I quess that is just a technicality.

And another one of the slurping whores was . . . you get the picture. The foreign devil did wrong and will get punished and he should get punished for doing wrong. But what of the others?

Oh, that's right--I forgot. They are Thais.

April 9, 2007 3:22 AM

the bamboorat says:

Is the name of his Thai offsider really Fluk??

April 9, 2007 8:18 AM

Doesn'tMatter says:

Actually his name is Fruk, but you know how hard it is for Thais to pronounce the R's.

"I wasnt aware that the possesion of porn or dildos was a criminal offence. What next?"

Be aware. Possesion of porn is a crime in Thailand, so is making it and distributing it.

What next? Why, they might make prostitution illegal in the kingdom. Oh, wait ... it is. Why those crazy Thais! Whoda thunk that?

April 9, 2007 12:48 PM

Doesn'tMatter says:

Dana- How long have you been going to Thailand to root the cheap prossies? And this shite still upsets you? Maybe you should just boycott those sluts and slurping whores- and the whole country? That'll show 'em. A fine upstanding foreign devil such as yourself shouldn't have to put up with these double standards.

April 9, 2007 12:55 PM

Johnh101 says:

Operating a business without a work permit. Jailed, Fined and eventually Deported. Unlesss of course he phones a friend.

April 9, 2007 1:45 PM

Andy says:

The pictured DVD case made me chuckle. "School Of Cock" *snigger* where can I... nudge, nudge,... get a copy?

April 9, 2007 2:35 PM

Telemachus says:

Chong actually got a trophy for that event although I didn't know that she didn't receive payment. I also saw an interview with Mr T. Bone where he comapared sex to two pigs rutting. Personally, I prefer the doggie style.

April 9, 2007 3:09 PM

Saeb says:

They pissed someone off...........
Welcome to Thailand.

April 9, 2007 3:20 PM

YOUNG HANDSOM JOHNNY says:

What comes round goes round. Maybe it will be his turn to take bucket fulls of aids ridden spunk, whilst pondering how wondeful life used to be.

April 9, 2007 4:05 PM

usvirgin says:

"Porn-guys looking out for each other. It's truly heart-warming."

I'm not going to copy/paste it, but the paragraph you're referring to must be one of the funniest things I've seen here.

Let me get this straight. The writer's neighbor does him a favor, possibly risking his life for the dramatic Mr. T, and in return he gets outed as being a fellow criminal.

Am I missing something here? Are these guys really friends, or rivals?

Mr. T sounds like one of those panicking drowners that you rescue who try their best to drag you under water with them.

Then you finally get them to the beach and remind them not to venture into the ocean in their Sunday church attire. Oh, that's Mexico and I'm rambling...never mind.

April 9, 2007 7:54 PM

pipelayer says:

bamboorat (and Doesn'tMatter),

"Fluk", coming from the English, 'fluke', is both a word and nickname in Thai, with the same meaning and pronunciation as in English.

April 10, 2007 3:34 AM

Baby Driver says:

Don't know where you get the idea that girls are cheap in Thailand. I would guess that 90% of the worlds ho's are cheaper

April 10, 2007 6:35 AM

socialist says:

he will NEVER last in Thai jail. Some illiterate barefooted farm boy is going to stick a homemade kife into that super sized gut of his, and the "Porn King" will be gone. good riddence too, that guy is a sick exploiter.

April 10, 2007 9:49 AM

Sitting & Smiling says:

[ you know how hard it is for Thais to pronounce the R's.]

Generally speaking Thai's do have a hard time on the R's - and not just with the pronounciation

April 10, 2007 10:52 AM

Nick Silverpole says:

Porn is illegal in Thailand ? I better get rid of my Ivory dildo I bought on Khao San Rd.

April 10, 2007 3:00 PM

Dicer says:

Part of what I think happened to the johntbone bunch is the old stab in the back...At one time in a Thai university working as an advisor and doing the rare class I had these coeds buzzing around all the time, want to go out and eat, gifts and etc...including huge boquets of flowers and I just gave a wan smile but one Ben Shields happened to remark to one who targeted him as well, "you can come to my apt and i'll teach you english you teach me thai." Shields was a complete known sex addict and the girl immediately told everyone on the staff. Stab-in-the-back. Eventually Ben asked a class of gilrls to tell him which were virgins and to bring in pictures of their privates. An ajarn saw a girl doing an email on the topic and Ben was kicked out of the Uni. So the guys in pattaya have the girls, so we make a sex dvd ok? sure..stab in back.

April 11, 2007 12:21 AM

Road Natzi says:

Awesome story David,

I hope someone sticks that arse wipe in jail asap.

Chico, slow down breathe fella, you don't have to throw out all ur butt plugs just yet..... you idiot.

Dana, You are riding high in the saddle again arent you? Get over the 'dirty farang coping a bit of thai justice' thing won't you....didn't you notice the thai chap falling at the same time.

I applaud the thai authorities on this one....good work, now lets clean up some of the sickos that bought t-bones videos....they are the real sick ones, aren't they?

April 12, 2007 3:21 AM

Poetic Justice says:

Jesus! Road Natzi the moral crusader? Pleeesaaase! And he tells Dana to get of his horse. Big Laugh. Get over yourself Road Natzi. Now get back on your Honda Wave and go cruise Boy's Town. Bye the way, your sister says HELLO.

April 15, 2007 4:00 PM

Kay says:

Well Done.. for Royal Thai Police Officers in Pattaya. There are more to get them out of Thailand. Not only PORN but PAEDOPHILE too. They damaged our culture and future of my country. Bad farangs who took advantage from uneducated and poor people. Remember that good farangs still in their own contries.

One way ticket.
KKK

April 20, 2007 10:22 PM

Mr Thaksin, bangkokchat.org says:

wonkers all wonkers.

Thai's don't stab you in the back with a knife. They run you through with a kebab skewer.
Great little boxes though.

Thaxo.

April 21, 2007 9:48 PM

bonerwhorebabe says:

t bone got boned n they dry pumped him too damn now he's gonna be some guys bitch n now he'll be doin'3somes n gang bangs for no pay...........

April 23, 2007 8:09 AM

Annie says:

2000 BAHT FINE FOR ATTEMPTING MURDER

ONE FOREIGNER FIGHT FOR HIS LIFE AT SAINOI AREA, WHEN 9 THAI'S MEN TRYING TO KILL HIM.

INCIDENT HAPPEN ON 22 MARCH 2007 AT 11:15 PM, ONE FOREIGNER AND HIS THAI WIFE WHICH OWN AND MANAGING MINI-MART NEAR SAINOI SUBDIVISION AREAS WHEN 9 THAI MEN CAME OVER TO HIS MINIMART AND PURCHASED BEER AND FEW OTHER ITEMS FROM STORE THEN WENT ACROSS THE STREET WHICH LOCATED OPPOSITE FROM THE MINMART AND HAVE A PARTY.....AFTER HEAVILY DRINKING, FIGHT START. WHEN ITS ALL OVER, FARANG MAN GOT 9 STITCHES ON HIS LEFT EAR, ALL SKIN FROM HIS TOES PEEL OFF, 2 BROKEN BONES ON HIS WRIST, PUNCTURE HOLES ON LEFT SHOULDER, AND BRUISES ALL AROUND HIS BODY...

KNIVES AND OTHER WEAPONS WAS BEING USED FOR TRYING TO KILL THIS MAN, BUT SOME HOW, HE IS STILL ALIVE.

POLICE AT SAINOI STATION FILE A COURT CASE, ARRESTED ONE MAN OUT OF 9, AND SUBMITTED THE CASE AT NONTHABURI COURT. FINALLY COURT MADE DECISION AND FINE A MAN FOR COMMITTING CRIME FOR 2000 BAHT AND 2 MONTHS JAIL TERM. BUT JAIL TERM WAS SUSPENSED

JUDGE IT IF YOU MAYâ€¦YOU WOULD THINK THIS IS CIVILIZE COUNTRY TO LIVE AND WORK, BUT THE JUSTIC IS SO WEAK, WHERE IS THE LAW AND REGULATION BEGINN? HOW CAN THIS BE?

JUST THINK AMERICAN PORED INTO THIS COUNTRY BILLIONS USD WORTH OF SUPPORTS SO DOES OTHER COUNTRIES AS WELL TO BRING THIS COUNTRY UP TO SPEED LIKE THOSE NEIGHBORLY COUNTRIESâ€¦..

WHAT IT IS BOILED DOWN TO IS THAT EVERYTHING CAN BUY WITH MONEY, INCLUDING LAWLESSNESSâ€¦IT IS A SHAME FOR ALL THOSE COUNTRIES TO PUT SO MUCH EFFORTS TO POLISHED THIS THAILAND UPâ€¦ITS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME!

**THIS FOREIGN MAN IS LEGAL AND POSSESSED WORK PERMIT AS WELL, YOU WOULD ASSUMED THAT THAI LAW WOULD PROTECT HIM AND HIS RIGHT..***

***QUESTIONS REMAIN WHERE CAN FARANG LIVE AND FEEL SAFE IN THAILAND?***

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April 27, 2007 8:37 PM

iceicebaby says:

That's what he gets. Porn is illegal there, and there is no reason why he should be able to waltz in there and do what he should not be doing.

May he rot in Thai hell. John is a sad case anyway and owes everyone in the industry money.

April 29, 2007 4:23 AM

lawyer says:

He is out on bail since several weeks.

May 13, 2007 11:39 PM

john says:

I'm going south after a few months in Pattaya, boring for sure after "sin city". Maybe the director could be paroled out here---it certainly wouldn't go without lack off entries....probally break the old record.

P.S. I know a good lawyer
Mr. John

May 31, 2007 12:49 PM

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