May 2 2007
Thaksin to buy Manchester City

Thailand's brief experiment with democracy seems to have ended badly but it remains to be seen which Premier League football club will be the ultimate beneficiary
- Mango Sauce, 20 September 2006.
Step forward Manchester City.
Yesterday, former PM Thaksin announced the £130 million deal on his blog (www.hi-thaksin.net) alongside this "happy slapping" phonecam shot that appears to show him selecting a severed head for his lunchbox.
Two years ago, his bid for Liverpool hit problems when it became clear that Thai taxpayers were expected to foot the bill. When that idea got shot down, he sounded out the national lottery before finally turning to a hastily assembled consortium of cronies. By that time, however, his credibility was in tatters and the deal fell through.
True to form, the thrifty billionaire won't be digging deep this time either and shadowy backers from China and the Middle East are reportedly stumping up most of the cash. However, given that foreign crooks already own most of England's Premiership, the deal is unlikely to raise eyebrows on the terraces.
The Independent newspaper reports that Thaksin has pledged to spend £50 million signing new players but, based on his track record of dishonesty, it's a promise that carries about as much weight as denials that he's looking to make a political comeback.
After suffering his own relegation from the premiership, Thailand's stingy former PM may soon be inflicting the same fate on an unsuspecting Manchester City.
It was also announced yesterday that the Professional Golf Association of Thailand has appointed Mr. Thaksin as its President. Their unanimous decision came after all other candidates mysteriously stepped aside.
Thailand's elite practically live on golf courses and the kingdom's rural poor are obsessed with English football so it's not difficult to work out what the crafty bugger is up to.
While the military government doggedly implements its petty-minded program of anti-foreigner measures, the Thai economy is crumbling and everyone from the bars of Sukhumvit to the boardroom of The World Bank can see that they've lost the plot. If Thaksin can contrive to stay in the public eye, his misrule of the kingdom may come to look like a Golden Age.
The only saving grace for coup leader, General Sonthi, is that he's a big fan of of Premiership leaders, Manchester United, and can always draw comfort from watching his team give Mr. Thaksin's unfancied Man City a good trouncing on match day. It also remains to be seen whether Thaksin's rural followers are prepared to switch their glory-hunting allegiances from United to City.
General Sonthi has warned of an impending political crisis but Western analysts are unable to predict what effect this will have on closing times in Thailand's girlie bars.
(Spotted by Telemachus)
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