Thailand rises to condom challenge

zed says:

"supersize me".......i love it !

Jules says:

A recent survey by Durex Condoms revealed that the length of an erect penis can range from four to nine inches, while penis widths can vary from just over one inch to more than two inches. Phew, I am definitely.......

A Durex XXL when laid flat will have a width of 54mm near the base. A Trojan Magnum XL will be similair.

In comparison a Trojan Ultra Fit measures only 48 mm.

Bodyguard are a Thai leader and they claim it is a standard 52mm. Yeah, pull the other one on.

But why oh why do they not make a flavoured Durex XXL for use with oral sex. I end up using food wrap.

New partner asks, "what is that big bulge in your pocket, are you happy to see me?" Answer 'I am Glad"

For those who are not Yanks apparently this is a brand of food wrap!!!!!

Size matters!!!!!!

Iffy says:

Just as a minor point, the AIDS conference isn't going to be cancelled, just the Leaders Meeting (as it's hard to hold one without any Leaders).

Also typical of local environment that a conference with the title "Access for all" is charging the very inclusive price of $1000 per delegate.

wilbur says:

Har! Just another reason to thank my lucky stars for my relatively "modest" proportions. That and I don't have much trouble persuading the ladies to take me in the tight one. "Ham you not beeg too mat!"

A wise man once said, "A man is measured not in inches, but in hours." Maybe also in quarts?

Please note that a mile is nothing but an inch repeated 63,360 times. Wonder how many hours that would be? :)

the big man says:

wee nob.

wilbur says:

Maybe, but can YOU boast to the girls that your tongue is longer than your dick? LOL! Cheers!

Madam Edith says:

Can you still get 'Bodyguard' in Thailand ? I have not seen them for ages.

OhMiGod says:

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In comparison a Trojan Ultra Fit measures only 48 mm.
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Hmm, those are for whom, I wonder!

Gimpy1 says:

Did you know that:

The average erect penis is 6" long and that the average depth of a pussy is 8".

Based on an estimate of 15,000,000 women over the age of 18 currently living in Thailand, there would be almost 450 miles of unused pussy.

mr peter says:

Edith

You can of course still get bodyguard see:

http://www.bodyguardcondoms.com/

Jules says:

Gimpy1 is entirely right that the average dick is only 6" long and the depth of a pussy 8" but these are only averages.

A smaller than average Asian lady with an above average farang can have it bouncing on her cervix in deep deep penetration.

And how about all those farang girls who pay for sex with Thai men? Are they getting a good fit? Love to hear!!!!!

Be a wanker says:

Take it from a guy on the other side.

the "asian sized" condoms do NOT fit all Thai men