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April 7 2005

Thai vegetable girls get fruity

These courgette-munching minxes transformed a dreary event promoting the consumption of fresh vegetables into the photo-opportunity of the week. Our Mango Sauce Nightlife Correspondent has come up with an alternative explanation:

Thai vegetable girls get fruity

Today we catch up with the girls from Rangsit University reading for their degree in Sex Studies. Readers may remember our previous article and accompanying picture (See: Rangsit blowjob row blows over) in which we showed the freshgirls at the beginning of their year undertaking the course "Oral Sex 101".

A month into their studies, the girls have made good progress and today's picture shows them practising "fruity fellatio" in which they show off their oral skills by gently fellating a small fruit or vegetable. Once they have honed their tongue skills on small members the girls will advance to larger fruits and vegetables such as marrows, cucumbers etc.

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As a special incentive to be delicate, sharp eyed readers may note that two of our girls are practising on yellow and red chillis. Any girl whose teeth are a little too sharp will soon learn - all too painfully - that oral sex requires a soft and gentle touch. So far, four girls have dropped out of the course after suffering from red hot tongues and mouth burns and are now entered into "Massage 102" which is considered a much less life-threatening activity.

Watchful fruit & veg lovers don't always have it so easy, unfortunately. The vicarious pleasure of catching a pretty girl peeling a banana is often tempered by the anxiety that she might break the flesh into chunks before eating it.

[Posted to News by David]

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