January 7 2004
Thai Elephant gets false teeth
Thailand can now claim a world first. This week, vets fitted dentures to an 80-year old Asian cow elephant called Morakot. The ailing beast had been unable to eat and was rapidly wasting away.
In the wild, most elephants die not of old-age but of starvation caused by tooth decay. Having only one trunk, it's difficult for them to floss - but this isn't the real cause. Eating too much roughage wears their teeth down. Your teeth would wear down too if you ate trees all day.
Morakot's keepers, at the Chang Phuan Kaeo elephant ground in Kanchanaburi province, are hoping that the replacement choppers will give the clapped out pachyderm a new lease of life.
15cm wide and 15cm long, the U-shaped denture is made from stainless steel, silicone and plastic. It looks like the heel of a clown's boot. With any luck, it will propel her to a grand old age but I hope she remembers to take it out before she gives her mate Jumbo a blow-job.
[Posted to News by David]
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