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July 3 2006

Tail-chasing Thai monk defrocked

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Phone-cammed with his pants down, the Abbot of Supanburi's tail-chasing ways have finally got him defrocked.

The horny monk says he was drugged but revelations about smutty VCD sessions and a 100,000 baht "dowry" paid to his ex-girlfriend (pictured) undermined his credibility.

He also denies eating more than one meal a day but a sceptical Thai public can see for themselves that his chubby man-tits are bigger than hers.

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Meanwhile in Nakhon Sawan, another vice-loving monk is also making the news. Each morning, he rises from his coffin in the temple's crematorium oven to predict Thailand's winning lottery numbers.

Our Mango Sauce Religious Affairs Correspondent reports:

Every day, from dawn till dusk, thousands of people gather around his monastery in anticipation of gambling their way to riches. After making a small contribution, supplicants bend forward to hear him whisper the winning numbers.

During the past few weeks, rumours have spread that his followers have won 10 consecutive rounds of lottery prizes.

Sadly, the gambling monk's luck ran out on June 16 when he failed to come up with a single winning number.

Instead of admitting he had been wrong, however, the angry cleric accused the Government Lottery Office of manipulating the numbers so that only "their insiders" would win.

With this lot, it's not so much divine powers as Austin Powers.

Meanwhile in India, thousands of people are flocking to a village in West Bengal to worship a man they believe possesses divine powers because he "climbs up trees in seconds, eats bananas and has a tail." His tail is reportedly six inches long and devotees say he is an incarnation of the Hindu monkey god Hanuman.

There is a moral to this story. Thai monks courting popularity should give up chasing tail and consider growing one.

[Posted to News by David]

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Readers' comments

Mac says:

Now THIS is a REAL tail-chasing monk, doggone it!

On the morning of June 22, 2006, the people of Thailand woke up to shocking headlines in the tabloid newspapers. A well-known Phra Khru abbot from the province of Phatthalung had been caught on film engaging in illicit sexual acts. In several of the more than 60 photographs, his partner appeared to be a young girl, probably under age, while the abbot himself is in his late 60s or early 70s. Even more horrifying was the image of the monk having sexual intercourse with a dog.

The photos had allegedly been taken in secret by laymen living near the temple who were fed up with the abbot's behaviour and wanted to reveal his actions to the public. They took the evidence to his senior monks and to the police, but by the time the police arrived, the abbot had fled. He is still at large.

http://www.bangkokpost.com/280606_News/28Jun2006_news16.php

Errant says:

The Four Ignoble Truths:

1. Life is suffering
2. The cause of suffering is poontang
3. There is an end to suffering
4. It will occur about 10.30 tonight, at a short-time hotel

BigUnit says:

I seem to recall someone telling me that some of the monks have a past criminal history and instead of being caught and thrown in jail, they become monks and the police basically cannot touch them. Maybe someone in the know would like to comment on that, a Thai perhaps.

If this is the case, and they hide behind the sanctuary of the temple walls then I'm sure there are some questionable things that go on, I would assume however that it usually has something to do with financial gain instead.

I view western world church organisations as nothing more than big business and sorry to say but on a much smaller scale, Thai temples can take advantage of people's blind faith in a similar manner.

Instead of greed, this particular monk just happened to succumb to the punani and got royally busted.

Banjo says:

Well, let's thank Buddha for the proud integrity and resolve of the Catholic church in the UK, eh...?

Andy says:

The backbone of religion in the Kingdom (if you read the Thai newspapers) seems to be comprised of drug addicts; murderers; drivers who have "fled the scene"; and porno studs.
Probably a bit like the UK; the Thais love their "bonking vicar" stories on a Sunday morning.
A conversion to Catholicism wouldn't be much of a stretch then?

Gob says:

Few Monks can claim to be enlightened. They all strive to become one. Desire and suffering go hand in hand.

Buddha said there were many paths to enlightenment, even his path contained concubines.

Monks are still human.

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