April 28 2007
Pattaya porn baron's eye-popping attorneys

Currently out on bail while Thai prosecutors decide his fate, Pattaya porno director John T. Bone has engaged the services of this impressive pair of ... ahem ... attorneys to help salvage his reputation.
T. Bone's latest legal move comes after pornstar Mike South (AKA Michael Strother, 48 - a former NASA space shuttle engineer) accused him of filming underage performers in his Thai transvestite movies - allegations that the elderly pornographer strongly denies.
South also published this spoof letter on his blog (MikeSouth.com - not work-safe)
To John T. Bone...
To get released from Thai jail, ask to speak to the American ambassador. When he arrives, tell him you are the person that killed Jon Benet Ramsey. You will immediately receive a first class ticket, all expenses paid, to the United States.
Don't forget to enjoy some of that free first class champagne on the flight home...
Your Buddy
John Mark Karr
In response to South's allegations, T. Bone used his own blog (JohnTBone.com - not work-safe) to broadcast an appeal for legal representation. To his credit, he didn't even pretend to be pursuing a noble cause.
There does not appear to be any corporate protection on his assets so assuming he has money it will not be too difficult to strip him of a substantial sum.
Fattorosi & Chisvin gallantly answered T. Bone's call.
These unorthodox attorneys at law are adult entertainment industry specialists - and useful people to know if you suffer an accident at work while being double penetrated.
If their reception desk looks anything like the picture above, a workplace romance is all but guaranteed. Here's one of the partners coaching his uninhibited interns.

Their website's photo-gallery (AdultBizLaw.com) shows our sexed-up legal eagles mingling with porno royalty at Erotica-LA and AVN in Vegas.
In the dog-eat-dog world of adult entertainment, John T. Bone seems to have no shortage of enemies but, having survived an attack by motorcycle thugs and a couple of nights in a Pattaya jail cell, he still doesn't know who's out to get him.
However, he feels certain that Mike South does.
Print his name [and] the libel case goes away.
Previously
Vice cops bust John T. Bone in Pattaya
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