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April 28 2007

Pattaya porn baron's eye-popping attorneys

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Currently out on bail while Thai prosecutors decide his fate, Pattaya porno director John T. Bone has engaged the services of this impressive pair of ... ahem ... attorneys to help salvage his reputation.

T. Bone's latest legal move comes after pornstar Mike South (AKA Michael Strother, 48 - a former NASA space shuttle engineer) accused him of filming underage performers in his Thai transvestite movies - allegations that the elderly pornographer strongly denies.

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South also published this spoof letter on his blog (MikeSouth.com - not work-safe)

To John T. Bone...

To get released from Thai jail, ask to speak to the American ambassador. When he arrives, tell him you are the person that killed Jon Benet Ramsey. You will immediately receive a first class ticket, all expenses paid, to the United States.

Don't forget to enjoy some of that free first class champagne on the flight home...

Your Buddy
John Mark Karr

In response to South's allegations, T. Bone used his own blog (JohnTBone.com - not work-safe) to broadcast an appeal for legal representation. To his credit, he didn't even pretend to be pursuing a noble cause.

There does not appear to be any corporate protection on his assets so assuming he has money it will not be too difficult to strip him of a substantial sum.

Fattorosi & Chisvin gallantly answered T. Bone's call.

These unorthodox attorneys at law are adult entertainment industry specialists - and useful people to know if you suffer an accident at work while being double penetrated.

If their reception desk looks anything like the picture above, a workplace romance is all but guaranteed. Here's one of the partners coaching his uninhibited interns.

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Their website's photo-gallery (AdultBizLaw.com) shows our sexed-up legal eagles mingling with porno royalty at Erotica-LA and AVN in Vegas.

In the dog-eat-dog world of adult entertainment, John T. Bone seems to have no shortage of enemies but, having survived an attack by motorcycle thugs and a couple of nights in a Pattaya jail cell, he still doesn't know who's out to get him.

However, he feels certain that Mike South does.

Print his name [and] the libel case goes away.

Previously

Vice cops bust John T. Bone in Pattaya

[Posted to News by David]

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Readers' comments

Faber & Faber says:

It absolutely amazes me that John T. Bone can be prosecuted for his sojourn into skin-flicks, when others are far more dserving of a night at the Bangkok Hilton. One such example is Prufrock. His list of nefarious deeds and degrading acts warrant, at least, a stiff penalty. His rap-sheet includes:

masquerading as an intellectual

being in possession of an offensive wife

loitering with intent around the Landmark Hotel

posting awful mock dialects on Mango Sauce

claiming to be the editor of a Canadian daily newspaper

posting 30+ posts on one thread

giving free blowjobs on Sukumvit Rd (case pending because he swallowed the evidence)

collecting STD's as a hobby

The list goes on ad infinitum. If this was ancient Rome and we were given a choice between T. Bone and Prufrock, I'd say toss the Canadian spam merchant to the lions....

Telemachus says:

David your dedication to all things porno parallels (and even outshines) that of a Dominican monk's dedication to gospel. Now bring back the waving cat and everyone will be happy!

Surely that ad under the resources section should read "monotonise your site with adbrite"
Only joking, joking. I love and respect the good people at adbrite, google adsense yuk, adbrite yipppeeee!

Faber & Faber

You can add

making a public nusance of himself

and incitment to idiocy

to the Prufrocks rap sheet

Charles Edward Frith says:

I'm quite fond of Prufrock. I suppose it isn't unexpected that many are insufficiently erudite to enjoy his humour.

camuschula says:

Charles-

I agree with you.

I think one of the best things about this blog is Prufrock yelling at people.

If I ever had the power to have my own radio station, I would hire Pru to yell at callers all day long.

He is the shock jock of Mango Sauce radio.

Poetic Justice says:

Looks like Prufrock is using the pseudonyms CEF and camuschula now...

Telemacus says:

It's kind of faux erudite though isn't it Charles, like an ape learning sign language.

Prufrock's humour isn't the problem (although it is abysmal). It's his pretension that's the problem. I don't care enough (in a good way) to warrant any real dislike of Prufrock. I just wish the people that Prufrock is a grim parody of would come back, such as TK and the likes. Perhaps then the discussions that Prufrock aspires to would actually happen.

Prufrocks yelling at people is also very irritating. To borrow a line or two, it is like a mentally handicapped child calling other people retarded, it's very tradgic and poignant.

Supaporn Megaporn says:

I too generally enjoy Prufrock's diatribes but my big question revolves around this nefarious Mike South character.

Is he the porn equivalent of Peter North's nemesis? Since Peter North is the king of long-distance cum shots, is Mike South attempting, through his name, to imply that he is the opposite?

fbuom says:

Telemachus,

Don't really care why you reached your conclusions about Prufrock. I agree he has issues, but I still like him.

One thing, you need to either learn to slow down your reading, or google 'copy editor'. I happened to see the comment about being an editor, and Prufrock clearly wrote 'copy editor'.

He used it to point out why he believed he knew NOBODY's identity - Prufrock recognized NOBODY's writing style because of his (Prufrock's) experience as a copy editor.

I suspect he's right. But I also suspect there were many easier ways to figure out the same thing.

fbuom

Common Sense says:

Telemachus,
I totally agree about the waving cat. Mango Sauce just isn't the same without it.

On the subject of Prufrock, he's a loveable asshole with a weird sense of humor. I think he would be more appreciated if he learned a lesson or two in moderation when it comes to posting.

Telemachus says:

fbuom

I reached my conclusions on Prufrock (even though you don't care) from his self publicising style and insistance that he is right and everyone else is wrong, all the time.

The real difficulty with Prufrock's nonsense is that it comes completely from his own bizzare world. Entertaining, yes, coherent, no. It is inaccessable because it is so self-referential. In short Prufrock refuses to speak anything but his own "language" and critises everyone else for not being on his "wavelenght". When reading his posts I get the sense of a dog chasing its tail and hoping everyone will look at it. Prufrock is not good enough to include the rest of us in his nonsensical rants and feels a smug satisfaction about that. If you like him great, I won't argue with you on that.

Since he appears not to be here to defend himself though I won't comment anymore on it.

"One thing, you need to either learn to slow down your reading,..." fbuom

Also, I never made reference to his being an editor or copy editor at anytime. Perhaps it is you who needs to learn to slow down your reading.

Charles Frith says:

No Poetic Justice, CEF isn't a pseudonym it's my name and stands for Charles Edward Frith. You can call me on +44 792 3448067
if you're struggling with that one.

Prufrock is interesting and engaging. No fruther proof of that is needed than to see where the comments on this post went.

fbuom says:

Telemachus,

Sorry, you're right, I didn't scroll back enough before I posted ..... I saw your short list of additions and stopped, assuming you were simply adding to your original list. I apologize for that.

Faber & Faber, the acclaimed publishing company, is the one who needs to google 'copy editor'. One would think a publishing company would know - they have copy editors, too.;-)

I've had my own disagreements with Prufrock - the first being what the US did or didn't do in the years before, 'Tom Hanks walked ashore'. In _his_ haste to reply, he read without understanding (perhaps why he's no longer a copy editor in Canada?).

I just don't feel Prufrock deserves the constant stream of abuse he regularly gets from a specific set of others. Especially when it seems that's almost _all_ they ever contribute.

Of course, there've been a few times when I didn't feel others (newbies, generally) didn't deserve the abuse they got from Prufrock, either.;-)

Those who constantly attack Prufrock should compare and contrast their attitudes with those of what's his name towards Stickman. About the only difference I see is that they haven't 'outed' Prufrock. The obession otherwise seems the same - to me.

fbuom

Billy Bob Jones says:

It's a pity Prufrock doesn't visit Schoocher. He'd find plenty of ammo there to get him going.

BKKSW loves to argue about anything. Korski will jump on anyone who offers even a modicom of bullshit.

Nai Harn hops around the periphery like a cat on heat.

A few others also like to get into the fight as well, with some very amusing results. Well worth a visit.

besk says:

back that ass up galzz!

Pornholio says:

The ebony doll appears to be "Vanessa Blue". Looks like in recent years her buxom figure has turned into two buxom figures. Guess life has been too good to her...

Mr Squirty says:

Phwoorargh!!! i'd like to shove my spam ram between her jigglers!! anyone got her number?

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