Numpty Dumpty had a great maul

Malinda says:

Shit, why didn't he just have another bottle of whisky and a wank.

Combover says:

What a wonderfully apt name our perpetrator has.

Farangutan says:

- "his wife, Kate"

Unless Kate is also a thai lady's name, can we safely presume this guy married some fat farang slapper who held out on pussy from the poor hard-working guy?

I'll cut my cock off too if I ever have to beg for sex with a farang fatty again. Fuck that. (pardon the pun).

Jules - The Real One says:

Now to be known as Mr. Ex Dong

oxo says:

Had the poor guy never heard of LUUUK LAAAAAP

buen says:

must be a desperate sex-aholic!

buen says:

maybe he's kinda retarded... he could have just controlled his urge... *ppor guy!*

smeee says:

you should have put a link to the sang som story david.
what more proof do you need that the local firewater sends you crazy.

Dana says:

Simply hilarious.

Gags says:

The guy has apparently changed his name from Po Dong to No Dong.

KDub says:

Farangutan, we bashed the farang women yesterday. I need at least a day to calm down.

Luuksaaw Dong says:

Serves him right....he even tried to knob me when Mama Kate told him to go fly his kite......

Paul says:

where there are no ten comandments and a man can raise a "siccors"? good god,what a story.I love it,"let it bleed".
God bless this web site too.

Cog says:

Never cut off your dong to spite your face.
[Kama Sutra: Lesson 1].

Lurker says:

I think mr. Po Dong needs to get together with this lad. Ouch

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.

Farangutan says:

My friends there is a disturbing trend showing up here. Maybe "man cuts off own penis" is the new "man jumps from pattaya balcony"??

From yesterday's Bangkok Post:

RABAT: A 70-year old Morroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources said on saturday. The unidentified man severed his organ on Monday in the southern town of Ait Ourir and was taken to a hospital in the nearby city of Marrakesh for treatment. "He didn't bring his penis with him. He has left the hospital well, but without his penis," a doctor from the hospital said.

Combover says:

Plagiarism reaches new lows.

What's the betting that a junior sub at the Post had a couple of column inches to fill, a copy of the Argus on his desk and an eighth of best Moroccan coursing through his veins?

Me says:

Who the hell would want to cut off his penis??

As for that guy that continued to cut it into pieces, he's 'screwed'. He'll never get it back.

What has become of this world??