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May 20 2004

Miss Thailand Universe outslutted by Miss Venezuela

I never thought the day would come when I'd prefer to shag a farang instead of a Thai but just imagine my dismay when I caught sight of this Miss Universe 2004 publicity photo. On the left is Miss Thailand, Morakot Aimee Kittisara, and on the right is Miss Venezuela, Ana Karina Anez Delgado.

Miss Thailand Universe outslutted by Miss Venezuela

Slutty Miss Venezuela looks like she could suck a football through a hosepipe. Whether or not she wins the Miss Universe crown is irrelevant. She's already won a Golden Mango for "Contestant most likely to go like a steam hammer" and I can't wait to present it to her in a glittering awards ceremony broadcast by webcam from the bedroom of my shabby Bangkok apartment - whenever she's free.

Miss Thailand won't be collecting any gongs from Mango Sauce, though. She's reasonably attractive but only in a "my daddy is rich and I went to Chulalongkhorn" kind of way. Her ridiculous white skin could have been applied with an emulsion brush and she hardly looks Asian at all. In fact, she looks worryingly like my Welsh auntie.

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Incidentally, the 80-year old Asian cow elephant that was fitted with false teeth a few months ago was also called Morakot (See Thai elephant gets false teeth) but I have to concede that Miss Thailand probably looks better in swimwear than her namesake.

I reckon that even my own Thai girlfriend has more sex appeal than this young lady. It's a sad reflection on the Thai leg of the competition that any right-thinking farang bloke should want to climb over Miss Thailand Universe 2004 to make love to his regular partner.

[Posted to News by David]

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Readers' comments

farangutan says:

Couldn't agree more on the skin whitening fad. Give me a "caramel tart" over a "vanilla sponge" any day of the week.

Mind you...Miss Venezuela doesn't exactly look like she's a native of the amazon either...

John U says:

David,

I'm obviously going to give my analyst another facet of my strange personality here, but I can't help mentioning that Miss Venezuela looks a trifle butch to me.

I've already created some argument about Luci Thai's true gender and here I am calling in to question another. What the fuck is wrong with me?

It's the lack of hips and tits that puts me in doubt.

Are you sure it's not a picture from a lady boy contest?

My Thai education has made me very wary of anything resembling a lady boy, so I'm very sensitive to these things.

Obviously deeply embedded in my subconscious, so OK analyst over to you.

John U says:

David,

Just picked up the Welsh auntie bit.

Nothing wrong with being Welsh boyo, but I didn't know you were related to Catherine Zeta Jones!!!

Looks like I'll have to send you even more of those grovelling emails pleading with you to meet me when I'm next in BKK.

Anything, anything please, please.

Where's that fucking doctor when you need him most?

David says:

John U - As far as I know, I'm not releated to Catherine Zeta Jones but I reckon that Miss Thailand could pass as her sister (or possibly her ladyboy brother) - David.

John U says:

Sorry, picked the wrong auntie.

But I thought if your Welsh auntie looks like Miss Thailand Universe, I know somebody's Welsh auntie that looks like that.

So there's two Welsh aunties that are rather attractive.

I wish all Welsh aunties looked like that. It could put me off coming to Thailand.

Anonymous says:

Oh come on! Miss Thailand looks almost like an angel compared to Miss Venezuela's macho disposition. What's more, I'm pretty sure that with her Chula background she could at least suck a golf ball through a straw.

bangkokripper says:

well i would have to say that both of them are worthy of a chivvin they both have that my turd does not stink think i would rather shag miss chad

petenic says:

I saw that Miss Venezuela coming out of Casanova last night.As I was walking past I may add

Farangutang says:

John U - Be proud of your ladyboy lust. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

John U says:

Farangutang,

Do you think that's what it is?

Do you know the good doctor?

Do you think I need help?

Would you ask him to give me another free analysis?

It's very good of him to carry out this pro bono work.

Tell him it could be the making of his business to establish an online psychiatric analysis centre.

He will always be able to call on me for a reference.

He got me dead to rights with so little infomation.

Amazing.

TANAI KWAI says:

I, too, find Miss Venezuela more attractive than Miss Thailand, with her ghostly-white belly. But given that the Venezuelans are widely considered to have the most beautiful women in Latin America (the Miss Venezuela pageant is actually broadcast for Latin audiences all across North and South America due to this near-truism), Ms. Anez-Delgado is as wrong-headed a choice for representing her country as is Khun Morakot.

It seems the judges in both countries are blinded by the white.

A woman like Salma Hayek or perhaps gorgeous adult star "Daisy" (regrettable "Slippery When Wet" tattoo across her lower abdomen notwithstanding) would have made a far better delegate from a Latin country.

And yes, John, Miss Venezuela could pass for a katoey. She's build like a diving board topped with two eggs, over easy.

(winky)

just dropping by says:

I believe Miss Thailand's very white skin may be attributed to the fact that she's lived in the sunless land that is the UK for many years now, studying law.

Angel of itsangel.com says:

As a friend of Aimee (Miss Thailand) ever since we were like 5, I can garuntee that the picture above is not one of her best pictures and she looks amazing in other pics. And she has lived in the UK all her life, does it matter what colour her skin is? It's flawless.

sabai says:

miss venezuela looks like a katoey, we have the exact same kind of latin ladyboys in europe

Dana says:

If it were not for the posed girls and the caption everyone would assume Miss V was a ladyboy. In a stand alone shot Miss V couldn't defend herself as a female. She's only interesting if she's got 10".

BullWinkle says:

And if Miss V was as a ladyboy would you do her?....

Mediocre Luk Kreung says:

Hi Angel of itsangel.com

You said:
"As a friend of Aimee (Miss Thailand) ever since we were like 5, I can garuntee that the picture above is not one of her best pictures and she looks amazing in other pics"

So with regards to the title of this article, you're saying that Aimee looks much more sluttish in real life? Cool.

BTW loved your site, you sound really bubbly, and full of life and intelligent. However your boyfriend looks like a bit of a pussy. I've just nominated him for the internet pussy awards.

Alfredo says:

If she is a boy: My god! Such a good Plastic Surgery are there in Venezuela!
I believe she is not the best representation on my country, Venezuela; on the other hand neither was Alicia J. Machado, Misss Venezuela and Miss Universe 5 years ago. Definetly, she does not look from the amazon, she looks Venezuelan, or no? Take a look to the official page of Miss Universe 2004, Quito.

c says:

You are just as prejudiced about light-skinned thai girls as the rest of the country that is prejudiced about dark-skinned thai girls.
In defend of Miss Thailand, and as a light-skinned thai girl myself, what is wrong with having light skin color? Why are you comdemning her for having light skin? Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. You think dark skin is beautiful, well most Thais would disagree, but it's different stroks for different folks.
Miss Thailand does look very Thai. She just does not look thai in the village girl sort of way that you are used to seeing your bar-girl girlfriends. I don't know her --- she might have used whitening cream, but again she might have not. I have not used whitening cream in my life and I am that light. Some real thai girls in the old time (especially the ones in court or those considered beautiful and were concubines in the ancient time) look just like that - large eyes, light skin, small pointy nose.

TANAI KWAI says:

"You think dark skin is beautiful, well most Thais would disagree, but it's different stroks for different folks."

Yikes. I feel sorry for Thais who feel this way, since they therefore feel that the majority of their countrymen/women (and themselves, and members of their own families) are ugly. But they are by no means alone among developing countries in this self-hating idiosyncrasy.

My grandmother was a porcelain-skinned red-head from Portugal, but Mexican by nationality. As a child growing up in Mexico I once asked her why all of the people on television were European-looking and not dark like most Mexicans. With the same blasČ witlessness as "c" above, she said the following words, which have remained with me ever since:

"It's because the Indians [referring to the mestizo population who make up most of the population of Mexico] are a very brutish race. They are not attractive. This is why they are not on television."

(...)

Errant Sperm says:

No one thinks light skin girls are ugly, C.

The point that is being made is the Thai obsession with white skin to the point that the girl doesn't even have much else going for her. Facially and figuratively some dark skin girls over here are just incredible but they will never be considered beautiful because it doesn't suit the Sino-Thai elite.

I think it's quite unusual to live in a country where the elite are usually so much uglier than the masses.

JUST DROPPING BY says:

"I think it's quite unusual to live in a country where the elite are usually so much uglier than the masses."


Are you talking about the US or one of those European countries, then? Because thank God I'm not the only one who thinks Paris Hilton is fugly.

Yeah says:

Paris Hilton is fucking ugly.

eloy says:

i think you guys are full of envy.

wel you can eat your hearts out, your mare wont accomplish anything.

at least miss venezuela has won your despise. but your marish mess thai will only win indifference.

for all of you phony women lover, i can tell you that miss venezuela was an athlete few years back, she did swimming but couldnt reach any further.

so you guys really suck at judging women, you all must be gay.

JR says:

Thai innate movement towards favoring whiter skin has many reasons, as mentioned before ,

lighter skinned were percieved as wealtheir due to less work under the sun, Chinese Thai also still remain a wealthier segment of Thai population.

Thai's have original ancestors from Yunnan area of China later mixed with whatever populace was here, namely the Khmer's, who on average were shorter and darker.

third media bombarded from western, japanese, chinese depict normalcy being white. Some thais are naturally white, your assuming we all have to be tan is a problem that perhaps YOUR media has taught you about southeast asian people? We cant be whiter than white people? HEHEH

Cogito errr... says:

Funny stuff...

I'll make a note to petition for a dark hairy Gibbon for next year's Miss Thailand as a way of placating all of our falang friends with impeccable taste in women.

Ciao all and until next time...I'll be shagging a juicy white chick at the local tanning salon with a shimmering skin tone that would make Shaka Zulu envious.

what says:

what are you talking about? miss thailand is full thai. i just saw her on an interview. she was born and raised in england, but she's fluent in thai. she's FULL thai. don't need to talk trash on her just because she's hot and you're not.

-girl from usa

Armando says:

What the hell is the problem?...Why are u guys bashing miss Venezuela? yo soy Venezolano and in my opinion, she was a very good representative of la Republica Bolivariana de Venezuela...The important thing is that she tried her best and was excellent in everything that she did...Why are you all bashing these two girls? I'm pretty sure that u cannot compete with them at any rate...Personally I hate anything Asian but miss Thailand was a really nice delegate...Pale skin does not meant that she is UGLY!!! so ,IN THE FUTURE, IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, DON'T!!! DON'T BE INSULTING THE LATIN DELEGATE IF YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HER!!! LATIN DELEGATES ARE THE MOST POPULAR FOR THE MOST OBVIOUS REASONS,THEY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES...THEY HAVE IT ALL, THE BEAUTY, THE WALK,THE ATTITUDE,GRACE AND CHARM...NAME ONE BLASTED ASIAN DELEGATE TO COMPETE WITH THAT!! PEOPLE DON'T EXACTLY WANT TO SEE THEM IN THEIR SWIMSUITS! BUT YES, THEY ARE PRETTY AND THEY HAVE THEIR CHARM AS WELL...JUST DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKE TO REFER TO A VENEZOLANA AS ANYTHIGN SLUTTY!! QUE DEMONIOS! QUE MIERDA! TO THE MORON WHO REFERRED TO MISS VENEZUELA AS SLUTTY, VETE A TOMAR POR EL CULO! VIVA LA REPUBLICA BOLIVARIANA DE VENEZUELA! U FREAKS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF VENEZUELAN WOMEN...U GUYS CANNOT JUDGE WOMEN...U KNOW NOTHING...IF SLUTS ARE COMMON IN YOUR CULTURE,U KEEP THAT RIGHT THERE! THAT IS NOT A PART OF MY CULTURE AND I'M VENEZUELAN, I CAN TELL YOU THAT! DON'T DARE ASSOCIATE YOUR CULTURE WITH MINE! REMEMBER THAT!

TANAI KWAI says:

Callate la boca semejante imbecil. No puedes reconocer que estamos bromeando?

Pero en serio, she's built she's build like a diving board topped with two eggs, over easy.

(chupanos)

YABS says:

she looks pretty fit, wortyh a go but i agree shes
far too pale. i've seen ginger people with more of a tan. I certainly don't like them too dark though.
The darker ones do look more common
defianelty look more like bar girls
but they have to have some colour.
Miss thailand must have spent all her life indoors
or with factor 1000 when she goes out.
Miss venezuela looks a katoey on steroids

AFR says:

Trust me, these girls simply do not represent the general populous..

Case in point - Miss Universe is Australian. She is seriously not representative of Aussie chicks at all.

YABS says:

what are you saying ASR
are most aussie birds not like kylie?

ThaiTiger says:

I live in a farangland, and the MAJORITY of the farang girls that I have met wanted TAN SKIN! During summer, thousands of farang girls flocks to the beaches and elsewhere to get that golden glow.... how many farangs I know have skin cancer!

Wanting a different skin colour in not a "developing nation" thing BUT a human phenomenon. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder....black, brown, white whatever

james gumb says:

Aussie chicks are the only women on this planet that make Brit chicks look petit & sexy. No wonder there are so many gays in Sydney & Melbourne.

Kukamunga says:

Paris Hilton is very pretty. Just cause she's not Asian you think she's ugly jeez! There are attractive causcasian black and latina women out there you know.

SASHA says:

HEY DAVID,YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT...YOU NEED HELP...PSYCOTHERAPIST IS A KEY WORD...

bernie says:

If you want to see a former Miss Venezuela with a killer body see my blog post Alicia Machado - Feb Playboy Mexico 2006 - http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2006/02/
alicia_machado_feb_playboy_mex.html

HLM says:

To Armando,

I hate to disagree with you but my take on Venezuelan women is they are slutty and I have proof...they all sleep with American military men that are married...I have been there! Who knows maybe they think they will get a free ride to the US..LOL!! What a joke...Many embassy guys know that Venezuelans are tramps and are easy. You must not know your culture of women..or maybe they just don't want you because they are too busy trying to get American men!!!!

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