May 20 2004
Miss Thailand Universe outslutted by Miss Venezuela
I never thought the day would come when I'd prefer to shag a farang instead of a Thai but just imagine my dismay when I caught sight of this Miss Universe 2004 publicity photo. On the left is Miss Thailand, Morakot Aimee Kittisara, and on the right is Miss Venezuela, Ana Karina Anez Delgado.

Slutty Miss Venezuela looks like she could suck a football through a hosepipe. Whether or not she wins the Miss Universe crown is irrelevant. She's already won a Golden Mango for "Contestant most likely to go like a steam hammer" and I can't wait to present it to her in a glittering awards ceremony broadcast by webcam from the bedroom of my shabby Bangkok apartment - whenever she's free.
Miss Thailand won't be collecting any gongs from Mango Sauce, though. She's reasonably attractive but only in a "my daddy is rich and I went to Chulalongkhorn" kind of way. Her ridiculous white skin could have been applied with an emulsion brush and she hardly looks Asian at all. In fact, she looks worryingly like my Welsh auntie.
Incidentally, the 80-year old Asian cow elephant that was fitted with false teeth a few months ago was also called Morakot (See Thai elephant gets false teeth) but I have to concede that Miss Thailand probably looks better in swimwear than her namesake.
I reckon that even my own Thai girlfriend has more sex appeal than this young lady. It's a sad reflection on the Thai leg of the competition that any right-thinking farang bloke should want to climb over Miss Thailand Universe 2004 to make love to his regular partner.
[Posted to News by David]
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