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September 15 2004

This is how we fuck it up

Entitled "This is how we do it," this photo from Monday's Bangkok Post shows Bangladesh police chief, Shahadul Haque, listening attentively as officers of the police traffic control centre explain how they direct traffic in gridlocked Bangkok.

This is how we fuck it up

"I'm going to Bangkok to study traffic control, darling" is the weakest excuse I've ever heard for visiting Thailand but at least Mr Haque now has a convincing picture to show his wife.

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Readers' comments

wilbur says:

The following paragraph was omitted from the Post article, but was sent anonymously to Mango Sauce:

"Next he spent a week in and around Nana Plaza observing the successful effort to curb prostitution. Similarly to the methods used by the Thai police, he did this by actually procuring two dozen dancers, and studying their behaviors.

When asked, Mr. Haque was quoted as saying, "This is clearly a successful effort under way. The prostitutes perform with quite a lot less alacrity and zeal then they did when I first studied this problem 5 years ago. Plainly, if the police continue their successful efforts, in 5 more years the girls will barely move in the bed at all, and soon will stop taking tricks entirely. I will return next year to continue my study."

Then, Mr. Haque was wheeled in his new wheelchair out of the press conference to continue his Nana research. Authorities were pleased to report that his dose had been successfully cured, and he no longer required oxygen."

Where do I apply?

shuggie says:

Speaking of police matters - and this may be sailing close to the wind - have they got that cop from Kanchanaburi yet?

Mr. Ed says:

Great title. "This is how we fuck it up"

In the Fuck it up category Thais are gold metalists.

There's no fuck-up like a Thai Fuck-Up

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