Thai girl looking for a fuck

Andy says:

The poor old pumpkin is also known as a "fuck thawg" or "golden fuck" just to further enhance your dining-out experience. The actual veggies are probably really good for your health, but ordering them might not be....

Robert says:

It is worse than you suggest. The full name is fuck keeaw (green) and if you try saying that it sounds remarkably like fuck you. If you intend to follow it with the polite 'krap' you had better be pretty damn sure that you are talking to a Thai speaker!

Thai girl says:

With my hight repect on your idea to create your website but I think the correct word of "Fuck" SHOULD BE "FAK"
if you wanna talking about pumpkin you can say " Fak thong" it correct word to use.

Just some comment from thai people who love our country even some small part very suffer, pity and revolt but that small one let the world know the not nice thing from Thailand. Actually it always happen around the world even in the western countries or civilized place.

Robert says:

Dear Thai Lady,

I would be delighted to offer you a FAK, but unfortunately, you would not understand what I was saying because it would rhyme with BACK – as in “on your back luv”. A closer pronunciation would be FARK but I fear that, although not perfect, FUCK is the closest that you will get to the Thai pronunciation of this troublesome vegetable.

pete says:

A cob of corn like those boiled up on many street corners is also known as a Fuck (or something that sounds remarkably similar). Just think of the fun you can have telling your mates that you have just had a fuck for ten baht. Oh how they'll laugh when you explain your joke.

Andy says:

Sorry, Pete. The boiled corn cobs are "khow-pode" in Thai. I think the street corner vendor was just being rude to you.
Happens to the best of us, m8;-)

Robert says:

Actually, although Andy is correct, fuck is the classifier eg khow pode si fuck. However, the spelling is different in Thai and it has a low tone so does not seem so bad.

Robert

another thai girl says:

Robert Fak is correct

daniel says:

i bought one while i was out shopping and noticed it was past its time so i said to the manager FAK OFF and he told me he knew about the cockneys living in england and that they always say that.

Kay says:

OMG

this is so annoying

It reminds me of a time way back when we just moved out of Thailand we were just learning English. My mum absolutely forbids we say fuck and prick (chilli)...like absolutely. NEver. Ever. they're like, the forbidden words. we're to say 'melon', pumpkin and chilli instead.