October 11 2003

Jordan bares all

Recently voted second worst Briton of all time, glamour girl Jordan is best known for her huge comedy breasts and B-list celebrity boyfriends. She revealed all to FHM Magazine last month. Now we can be titillated again - in Thai.

Jordan

FHM: Why does Dane Bowers still get so annoyed when he's asked about you?
Tammai Dane Bowers tƒïung yang chun y??o weylah mee kon tƒÉhm r?™uang kun.

Jordan: He's a very bitter and twisted guy. I don't know what his problem is.
K?°o pen p?¥ochai t?™e k?èmk?®un l?© s? ps?èn n?¢ chan m?¢i r??o w?¢a panhƒÉh k?èrng k?°o keu arai.

FHM: Maybe because you told the press he had a tiddler?
? ht pen pr??r kun b??rk nƒÉngsƒïupim w?¢h n??rgchai k?°o l?©k n??t dee-o m?°ng.

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Jordan: He has! That's probably what he's embarrassed about. He did have a small one, he really did.
G?¥r man jing n?©e n?¢n ? ht j? pen s?¨ng t?™e k?°o ai dt? ir k?èrng k?°o g?¥r l?©k jing jing.

FHM: Do you ever get fed up having such large breasts?
Kun b?™ua b?¢hng m?°i t?™e nom y? i k? n? ht n?©e.

Jordan: No, they don't get in the way at all. If anything, I'd love it if they were bigger.
M?¢i ler-ee man m?¢i pen ??ppas? k arai t?°ng n?°n chan y? hk h?¢i man y? i gw? h n?©e d?ªay s?°m.

FHM: And finally, are you ever tempted just to stay in and play with them all day?
S??t t?°i l?°ir-o kun ker-ee n?©uk y? hk j? y??o b?¢hn l?°ir-o len g? p man t?°ng wan b?¢hng r??e pl? o.

Jordan: No, believe it or not, I've got better things to do.
M?¢i l?¢ ch?™ua t?® w?¢h chan mee r?™uang s? n??k gw? h n?°n h?¢i tam ?®ek y?© ler-ee.

Vocabulary: 75 words

? ht: maybe
ai: shy
arai: what
b?¢hn: home
b?¢hng: some
b?™ua: bored
b??rk: tell
chan: I
ch?™ua: believe
chun: angry
dt? ir: but, only
d?ªay: also
?®ek: again, further
g? p: with
g?¥r: well‚Ä¶
gw? h: more than
h?¢i: make
j? : future tense particle
jing: true
k? n? ht: size
k?°o: he, she
ker-ee: to have ever
keu: to be
k?èmk?®un: bitter
kon: person
k?èrng: of
kun: you
l?¢: tell
l?°ir-o: then, already
l?©: and
l?©k: small
len: play
ler-ee: intensifier
m?¢i: not
m?°i: question word
man: it
m?°ng: some
mee: have
n?¢: entreaty particle
n?¢n: that
nƒÉngsƒïupim: newspaper
n?©e: this
n?©uk: to consider
n??t dee-o: a little
nom: breasts
n??rgchai: little bother (penis)
panhƒÉh: problem
pen: to be
p?¥ochai: man
pr??r: because
r??e pl? o: or not?
r?™uang: concerning
r??o: to know
s?°m: also
s? n??k: fun
s? ps?èn: twisted
s?¨ng: thing
s??t t?°i: final
tƒÉhm: to ask
tam: to do
tammai: why?
t?°ng: all
t?°ng n?°n: all that
t?®: stop
t?™e: that
tƒïung: reach
??ppas? k: obstacle
w?¢a: to think, say
wan: day
weylah: time
y? hk: to want to
y? i: big
yang: still
y?©: many
y??o: to be situated at