September 24 2003

Ass-kicked by a girl

In Jackass: The movie, stuntman Ryan Dunn fights Double-K world women's lightweight champion Kumagai Naoka. Naturally, she kicks his ass. Now she does it again in Thai.

Dunn: I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.
Chan j? dt?® ??rk bpai j? hk p?¥oyƒ?ng.

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Spectator: Dude, I told you to keep up the left.
Chan b??rk l?°ir-o w?¢h h?¢i bpai tahng s?°i.

Dunn: I'm not going to agree.
Chan m?¢i hƒïn d?ªay.

Referee: 7-8-9-10. That's the winner.
J?®t bp? irt g?¢o s?¨p n?¢n keu p?¥och?°n?°.

Referee: And the winner, and still champion.
L?© p?¥och?°n?° l?© yang bpen chairm y??o.

Spectator: Now pronounce her name.
Dtorn n?©e r?Æak ch?™u ter.

Dunn: Oh God, my jaw is, like, two inches to the left.
O?¥ praj?¢o kƒÉhgangrai chan s?èrng n??ew tahng s?°i.

Dunn: I felt alright for a little bit until she punched me on the nose.
Chan r??os?®uk dee k?™un n??tn??y jon ter dt??y chan t?™e j? m??k.

Dunn: I knew she was fighting dirty.
Chan r??o w?¢h ter s?¥o b? irp s??k? bpr??k

Vocabulary: 48 words

b? irp: style
b??rk: to tell
bpai: to go
bpen: to be
bp? irt: eight
chairm: champion
chan: I (informal)
ch?™u: name
dee: good
dt?®: kick
dtorn n?©e: now
dt??y: to punch
d?ªay: too, also
g?¢o: nine
h?¢i: to give, for
hƒïn d?ªay: to agree
j? : future tense particle
j? hk: from
j? m??k: nose
j?®t: seven
jon: until
kƒÉhgangrai: jaw
keu: to be
k?™un: to go up
l?°ir-o: already
l?©: and
m?¢i: not
n?¢n: that
n??ew: inch
n??tn??y: a little
?¥o praj?¢o: oh God
??rk bpai: to go out
p?¥och?°n?°: winner
p?¥oyƒ?ng: woman
r?Æak: to call
r??o: to know
r??os?®uk: to feel
s?°i: left
s?¨p: ten
s??k? bpr??k: dirty
s?¥o: to fight
s?èrng: two
tahng: side
t?™e: place
ter: she
w?¢a: to say/think
yang: still
y??o: to remain

[Posted to Learn Thai by David]

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Readers' comments

Bee. . says:

Dunn: I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.

is supposed to be

Poo Ying kon nee kom lung ja len ngan chan

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June 6, 2004 9:48 AM

Johnny says:

You've got to go to the ladyboxing if you hear that it is on. The girls love it and they always support the one that looks most like them. Women definitely have a higher tolerance for pain, especially after you see them kicking and kneeing each others shins and knees, youch.

September 4, 2006 5:18 PM

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