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February 6 2006

Bangkok student tells sex-maniac English teachers to go home

Sex-maniac English teachers go home says Bangkok student

Netchanok Klinkesorn: Not a free holiday prostitute.

Farangs.org purports to be a serious website campaigning against sex-tourism in Thailand but you could easily mistake it for an anti-farang race-hate site. In fact, it's neither of these things.

Its real purpose is to give 20 year-old Bangkok student, Netchanok Klinkesorn, a public platform to rail against the chat-room Casanovas suspected of blagging their way into her knickers without providing a life of luxury in return.

Farangs.org adopts a pseudo-scholarly tone - and it doesn't use the F-word once - but Miss Netchanok expresses her feelings rather more bluntly in her Yahoo profile:

If you want a free holiday prostitute in Thailand, please fuck off go to Bangkok chat - sex maniac English teachers go home.

Anyone thinking of asking "How about just a blowjob then?" should also read her Geocities profile:

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I'm not some easy cheap girl who go out with farangs for xxx.

By which she implies that she's a difficult expensive girl who goes out with farangs for reasons other than sex. If it's not the sex then, presumably, it must be for the money.

Her distain for farangs who don't resemble walking ATMs is made perfectly clear in the introductory paragraph of Farangs.org.

If you also hear the words "kee nok" then you should know that we see you as poor and not so nice farang.

The literal translation of "kee nok" is bird shit - i.e. a white piece of shit. The expression isn't really a slur on a farang guy's moral character. It's more a judgement on his lack of money of or his unwillingness to spend it. Needless to say, it's a term of abuse favoured by gold-diggers, prostitutes and freeloaders.

Given her negative sentiments, it may surprise some readers to learn that Miss Netchanok has turned her back on her fellow Thai undergraduates and procured a rich farang sugar-daddy.

I have boyfriend already and his name is Peter Mortensen! He is a nice guy!!!!!

So nice, in fact, that his niceness justifies no less than five exclamation marks!!!!!

Google knows of just one man who goes by the name of Peter Bramsen Mortensen and he works as an electrical engineer for Bang & Olufsen - a responsible job that probably pays quite well. However, it must also keep him away from Thailand for 46 weeks of the year so we have to assume that he expresses his exceptional niceness in other ways.

Let's breathe a collective sigh of relief that Miss Netchanok didn't end up living with one of the "bird shit" English teachers that she dislikes so much.

We don't know how much money Mr. Mortensen wires to his abrasive Thai sweetheart each month but the registration details of Farangs.org offer us a small insight. The hosting fees for this crass anti-farang rant (of somewhere between $54.45 and $329.45 per year) are paid by none other than Peter Bramsen Mortensen.

Farangs.org singles out Westerners because of their race. However, Miss Netchanok has this to say to those who brand her a racist and her farang benefactor an "Uncle Tom."

We don't say farangs are worse or better than Thai guys or Japanese, Korean, Arab or other tourists. This site is about farangs only!

Her answer is plainly fatuous but you don't need to be a psychologist to work out that racism isn't the real motive behind her anti-farang rants.

Purporting to part of part of the Sex Tourism Opponent Project (STOP), Farangs.org cheerfully canters through the negative aspects of sex-tourism in Thailand but Miss Netchanok only really gets into her stride when she starts slamming ordinary farang guys looking for non-commercial dates in Internet chat-rooms. Her tirade against Bangkokchat.org is so convoluted that, at times, it becomes almost incoherent.

Far from being an implacable opponent of the sex industry, Miss Netchanok is actually very supportive of the many Thai women who offer sex for sale. She explains that they are:

Working in the sex industry not for their own sake but for supporting their family that they truly care about.

You could easily apply the same touching argument to drug dealers but, in the topsy-turvy world of Netchanok Klinkesorn, the men who succumb to vice are evil while the peddlers of vice are on the side of the angels.

Her opposition to the sex industry is, at best, half-hearted. In fact, the only Thai/farang sex that she appears to be passionately opposed to is the non-commercial variety.

According to Google, STOP doesn't actually exist. If she spoke English properly, Miss Netchanok might have called her fictional umbrella organisation the Sex Tourism Opposition Project - but we already know what she thinks about English teachers.

She would have us believe that her website is a noble moral crusade against sex-tourism but a far more plausible explanation is that Miss Netchanok bears a personal grudge against a horny English teacher from Bangkokchat.org who, after realising that she was just another clingy gold-digger, shagged her goodbye and wiped his cock on the curtains before making a hasty exit.

In fact, with Bangkokchat.org being such a blatant online pick-up joint, she probably had to give free sex to quite a few guys before eventually snaring the rich foreign sugar-daddy she was looking for - and she can't hide her resentment.

Women often have sex with men who turn out to be unsuitable - it's part and parcel of the dating game - but most get over it and move on. However, girls bent on denying responsibility for being an easy lay sometimes resort to man-hating tirades instead. It's easier for them to pin the blame on an entire race or gender rather than to admit their own complicity.

Most of these girls settle for offloading onto friends but the ones who are really screwed-up sometimes connive with their latest farang sugar-daddy to set up a fake NGO and an anti-farang website to broadcast their bitterness and moral confusion to the entire world.

Links

www.farangs.org
http://profiles.yahoo.com/underurs
www.geocities.com/underurs/index.html

Update 7 February 2006

Within hours of this article being posted, Miss Netchanok decided to amend her profiles. These are the originals:

Yahoo profile
Geocites profile

Update 8 February 2006

Today, Farangs.org attempted to avoid farang scrutiny by switching its homepage into the Thai language. However, the English version can still be found here:

www.farangs.org/english.html

Further damaging information emerges:

Farangs.org: Moral crusaders with dubious motives

[Posted to Internet by David]

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Readers' comments

Chico says:

I'm not sure whats more offensive about her site; the bigoted nonesense she writes or the offensive music we're forced to hear while reading her rant..

If we're to believe that this young 'lady' is indeed attending University, I do worry for the state of the 'educated' in Thailand.

Indeed, working at a University in Bangkok myself, I can confirm that plagerism, laziness and bigoted views seem to be regular traits of young students.

Surely its becoming a national characteristic for Thais to blame their own social problems on others..

Kao hoo sai talu hoo kwar

Andy says:

Quote; "And we don't say farangs are worse or better than Thai guys or Japanese, Korean, Arab or other tourists. What we say is that the bad reputation of Thailand internationally is created by the sex tourism and sexpats."

Or how about that the guy who is Deputy Leader of the "Chart Thai" party is
Bangkok's biggest pimp?
I just hope that the "good farang" Mortensen guy is filling his boots with this dippo slapper.

Yu Ngo Hu says:

[Or how about that the guy who is Deputy Leader of the "Chart Thai" party is Bangkok's biggest pimp?]

Give him a Nobel Prize for social service I say!

bangkokram says:

The Deputy Leader of the Chart Thai, his name I forget, RULES!

He is always bloody angry, waving his finger at everyone and as the knack of getting his face on the Thai Tabloids more than Jordan does in the SUN.

This guy should enter politics in the UK, mind you we have John Prescott already!

Thaiflyer1 says:

From her profile pic she looks like a katoey to me.

pattayadude says:

This girl is not a katoey for sure. My buddy friend met her a month ago. Same girl, She is the type opposite of what she pretend to be. She is not even pretty after Thai standard with a dark pimpled face and a belly. It's quite clear she got burned, but this promiscuous gal still likes farangs i bet.

James says:

Wow, English teachers get upset when you question their sordid little plan.

Grow up kids

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Hi "James"

A characteristically Thai insult coming from someone with an obvious hatred of English teachers leads me to suspect that the author of this comment isn't really called "James."

Step forward and take a bow, Khun Netchanok.

Why don't you make a proper statement under your own name?

Regards
David

HappyJellyfish says:

Love that thread!
Some 'lady' that looked a lot like her once responded to my post in Thailandfriends.com and proposed to come visit me on Ko Phuket if I sent her the airfare (THB 7k! It's really ~THB 2k on budget ALs). I responded I'm a Cheap Charley and would not sponsor gold-diggers. Never heard from her again.

I taught English for a month at a local Catholic school, but gave up when I could not get the kids (6-15)to learn anything. The only ambitious ones were the Thai-Ferang Eurasians.

Now I only do translations EN<>DE. Better money, no commuting but a bit lonesome.

Even though this was one of the most expensive schools here, the class sizes were 40-50, there were no proper books and materials and some of the classrooms lacked doors and windows.
TIT, as Mr Bernard Trink would have said.

BTW: There's a big demand for good TH<>EN<>DE translators. If one can collaborate with a Thai this sounds lucrative (10-15 cents/word).

Mario says:

"chat-room Casanovas suspected of blagging their way into her knickers without providing a life of luxury in return."

thats SOO true !!! 4sure she will be the first one gets wet see a farang with a 500SL !! but well .. i love it ;-)

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