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August 1 2006

Sam Sloan: Adventurer, babyfather & taxi driver

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Sam Sloan fingered a pretty Thai girl for just two baht at a Chantaburi carnival and, impressed by this amazing deal, set about fingering a few more.

Later, he married a girl from Bang Na but they only spent one night together because her family forgot to mention the dowry. However, he ran into her again a few years later.

By then, she was a dancer in the King's Corner Bar on Patpong Road. Her number was 66. I picked her number took her to my hotel room and had sex with her for 500 baht... That second time I had sex with her, she gave me probably the best lay I had ever had in my life. I think she went with me only because she wanted to ask me if I had ever had sex with her cousin. I gave her the true answer. (Yes, I did).

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Sam has an ultra-high sperm count so he barely has to look at a woman to get her pregnant. He's taken numerous wives from all over the globe and the names of his countless children read like a roll call at an international sporting event:

Shamema Honzagool Sloan, Jessica Vithanage Sloan, Anusha Rankoth Sloan, Sansra Kimura Sloan... etc. etc.

Sam is one of the world's most interesting bloggers. He's been at it for ten years and has led an extraordinary life.

As a young mathematician and sexual freedom activist in the 1960s, he shared a Haight Ashbury house with half a dozen naked hippie chicks - one of whom claimed to have had sex with 4,000 men.

Encouraged by his pal Bobby Fischer, he also became a tournament-level chess player.

To make ends meet, Sam set up a one-man securities trading operation - until the Securities and Exchange Commission took away his license. Without any form of legal representation, Sam pursued the SEC all the way to the Supreme Court - and won.

Sam invested his profits in war-torn Afghanistan because of the favourable interest rate but, when he tried close the account (after driving there from Germany), he was jailed as a spy. The account of his escape is quite gripping.

His stories about scoring sex in Afghanistan are fascinating but this is just scratching the surface of his remarkable blog. For Sam Sloan, sexual exploration, criminal charges, kidnappings and run-ins with Jerry Falwell are routine matters.

When you read his blog, you quickly realise that Sam has a brain the size of a planet and that his actions are dictated purely by logic rather than peer pressure or adherence to social conventions. He's a true iconoclast and I imagine him to be the sexed-up living embodiment of Star Trek's Mr. Spock.

"One cannot expect life to have any meaning other than its own self-perpetuation, Captain, so I must reproduce."

When he's not blogging, fathering children and organising chess tournaments, Sam spends most of his free time commissioning DNA tests and fighting custody battles.

He also drives a New York taxi - and wants to run for Congress.

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Sam Sloan started blogging before blogs were invented so he had to create the format from scratch. Consequently, his site is a bit difficult to navigate - but it's well worth the effort.

Here are a few selected links:

How I escaped from jail in Afghanistan
My visit to Chantaburi, Thailand
My "Wife" in Thailand

[Posted to Internet by David]

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Readers' comments

Mr Thaksin, bangkokchat.org says:

He maybe smart.

Bet he ain't shagged 274 chula gals for nowt in last 5 yrs.

I keep a shag blog also.

Thako.

Andy says:

I really enjoyed Walter Mitty's description of the "lucky dip" booths in Chantaburi.

Classy stuff.

Mr Thaksin, bangkokchat.org says:

walter mitty eat your heart out.

afraid his story's just don't add up, just something slightly to new about them.
l was there in the 80's and at best l'd say he's talking 20% straight.
my guess is he's just abit of a writer with a vivid imagination.
your welcome to contact me for some real stories.
"l swam against the tide from Jomtien to ko Lan"
"l had sex with a King Cobra under an apple tree"
"l shagged Tiger's before she ever saw a Black man"

Thako.

chris says:

i bet he hasnt been to the beer garden on soi 7.

Kitten says:

His Marine daughter is absolutely beautiful.

Andy says:

Busy boy, our Sam.

paddy says:

a walter mitty for sure

daniel says:

hey, forget walter mitty, beer garden chris is the ultimate bullshitter.

chris says:

forget walter mitty. daniels been here a year and still cant get a women

daniel says:

year i know, chris but i sure do get some nice GIRLS.....!

BKK Man says:

I think he is full of shit. A "finger me" booth at a carnival? Get the fuck out of here.

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