March 5 2007

Netchwatch: Anti-farang chick quits BK Magazine

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A week of high profile resignations in Thai public life has culminated in the departure of leading anti-farang activist, Netchanok Klinkesorn, from her unpaid internship at Bangkok's free weekly English language ad-rag, BK Magazine.

Distributed through Starbucks and Coffee World, BK Magazine is seldom read but ideal for mopping up spillages. Khun Netchanok's piss-poor contributions didn't look out of place but Naughty or nice? Peeking up Bangkok skirts for the best lingerie in issue 172 turned out to be her swansong.

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Before anyone gets the idea that Netch is a voyeuristic rug-muncher cruising the BTS with an upskirt doggy cam, I should explain that the title is somewhat misleading.

Khun Netchanok's name has become synonymous with lightweight features about tacky retail outlets no further than five minutes walk from Siam Square and, true to form, she was merely browsing the lingerie shops situated between MBK and CentralWorld. The provocative headline was probably her exasperated editor's last-ditch attempt to make a silk basque out of a journalistic sow's ear.

Netchwatchers will remember that the notorious "anti-farang chick" leads a bizarre double life. By day she's a self-styled decency campaigner known for her crude anti-farang rants but by night she obsessively trawls farang dating websites for men under a variety of assumed names. However, she's best known for her role in conspiring with others to secure a trumped-up rape conviction against an innocent foreign translator from Bumrungrad Hospital.

Her final contribution to BK Magazine contained this startling admission.

This store [Undercover] is perfect for girls who lead double lives. By day she could just be your neighbourhood librarian but by night she turns into a complete sex bomb.

But what props does Netch require to pull off her nocturnal transformation?

If you want kinky, Guzmania has it all - from fluffy handcuffs (B490) to a spandex nurse costume (B1,590).

Perhaps she'd seen the writing on the wall and was contemplating life after BK Magazine. After all, a business-minded young lady wearing a spandex nurse costume (B1,590) down at Demonia (formerly The Cave) could probably recoup this modest outlay in a single night.

Some will accuse me of being hard on Khun Netchanok but she hasn't shown the even slightest flicker of remorse for orchestrating a shabby race-hate campaign and wrecking an innocent man's life. However, the blame doesn't rest solely on her shoulders because she was just one member of a lynch mob half a dozen strong.

Netch and her Thai friends were motivated by bigotry but their witch-hunt could never have got off the ground without the help of farang sycophants who expected to be rewarded with sex.

All the conspirators remain gleefully unrepentant about their role in MD Mohtaher's wrongful conviction but what really boils my piss is their stubborn refusal to say what happened to him. They repeatedly posted their lame excuses here but my questions about his fate were met by a guilty wall of silence.

This story is far from over.

Life expectancy in a Thai jail is short so I'd firstly like to establish whether MD Mohtaher is alive or dead. Secondly, I want to find out where he's being held and the length of his sentence.

I'm not counting on any assistance from the Bangladesh Embassy so, if you have any information about MD Mohtaher's fate, please drop me a line. At the very least, I can provide him with some clothes and toiletries.

Intriguingly, Netch has now deleted many of her known dating/chat profiles from the web so my guess is that she's trying to reinvent herself. Man-eating leopards don't change their spots, however, so if you stumble across her new Internet hunting ground, please let me know.

I'm also interested in gathering more information about her co-conspirators - in the strictest confidence, of course.

In an ideal world, MD Mohtaher would be set free and Netch and her retinue of farang lackeys would be led away in fluffy handcuffs (B490) but, realistically, that's not going to happen.

Perhaps one of them will have the decency to apologise and offer some practical assistance to MD Mohtaher.

[Posted to Internet by David]

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Readers' comments

See says:

She didn't quit, more like was told that she wouldn't be hired after the internship was complete.

March 5, 2007 5:15 PM

Matt says:

Her internship finished. She is at uni still. She didn't quit.

March 5, 2007 6:34 PM

Prufrock says:

David: I would be pleased to work with anyone who has serious plans to improve the conditions under which Mr. MD Mohtaher has been imprisoned.
Contact offline for further details.

Prufrock

March 5, 2007 6:57 PM

Jim Anchower says:

Just spotted Netch's ugly mug on a new profile in TF...not her's, but what appears to be a new bird to the game. Check out eve_kitty and have a gander in her photo album.... As if those horrendous colored contacts can do much to hide the shit she's full of. Well, let's just hope that she's teaching this young new lass the joys of farang without poisoning her heart to the love all of us thai-girl addicts want to give her. Cheers

March 5, 2007 7:12 PM

Matt says:

Coloured contacts freak me out. They are so popular over here too.

March 5, 2007 7:50 PM

dingdongrb says:

I Heard that MD Mohtaher will get out after 2,145 more fish heads and 5,362 more rice cakes have been served. See what you have to look forward to Pru running gambit with those Internet hookers? Stay with your sleeze up there in Rangsit.

March 5, 2007 8:51 PM

Prufrock says:

First Class

March 5, 2007 9:28 PM

Anonymous says:

Netch is looking more and more like a guy...anybody got proof she really is a woman?

March 6, 2007 1:03 AM

Telemachus says:

David, Good to have you back man!

March 6, 2007 2:10 AM

carl says:

Netch is really James Iha (former guitarist of the Smashing Pumpkins). He's playing you all for fools as a piece of man-faced Thai gash.

http://www.pumpkins.it/jamesbioph.jpg

March 6, 2007 8:43 AM

Grunt says:

"Netch is looking more and more like a guy...anybody got proof she really is a woman?" - Anonymous

I second the motion!

March 6, 2007 11:28 AM

Nick says:

If she hates Farang so much why is she banging a Hurdy-Gurdy?

Mind you, its probably fair to say most Thais would not even consider a short time with her in a Soi 63 'knocking shop'.

I reckon an 8 pinter before I would...

March 6, 2007 12:00 PM

jk_in_bkk says:

Is it me, or does NK have one of those faces you'd like to punch?

Don't get me wrong, I don't advocate hitting women or violence of any fashion, its just that sometime you see a face and think (hypothetically) 'wouldn't it be super to whack the fuck outta that!'

No?...Hmm maybe its just me then!

March 6, 2007 5:15 PM

canipsi says:

"Perhaps one of them will have the decency to apologise and offer some practical assistance to MD Mohtaher before it becomes necessary to tighten the thumbscrews."

you are starting to sound like keith summers. lol.

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Hi Canipsi

I presume you're joking but, if not, I'm quite sure that you'd feel differently if it were you rotting in jail.

Regards
David

March 6, 2007 11:47 PM

jimmyboy says:

could swear ive seen her whilst doing some skulking on FaceParty a while back, Just looked again and couldnt find the ugly cunt anywhere.
Probably shagging a Joe daki now she seems to have it in for them.

March 7, 2007 12:01 AM

SPQR_US says:

David,

Miss Netchanok Klinkesorn is not alone these days the US is now full of these life sucking hags. Some of you may have even heard of the Duke Rape/hoax case.

A prosecutor in the US has been trying to get a conviction against 3 innocent men because it sounded good and got him elected. check it out:

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=19666

Netch is building up some swell karma for herself. I still think Netch is an angry failed gender reassignment surgery victim. Netch probably went in for something simple like worms or to get some genital warts burned off and somebody switched the paperwork.

One minute Netch was a happy young man just trying to treat a bad case of crotch rot or something and the next thing (s)he knew (s)he woke up a woman...sort of...

I mean that kind of shit would piss me off too...

March 7, 2007 1:01 PM

chicagobob says:

Where's "Guzmania"?

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Hi Chicagobob

Guzmania, 3/F, S19 The Image Shopping Center, MBK, 081-869-0925. Open daily 10.30am-9pm.

Regards
David

March 7, 2007 4:39 PM

canipsi says:

david,

yeah, i was joking.

March 7, 2007 6:31 PM

alert('hello dave!') says:

One thing that always makes me laugh is how some people hide behind the web to make insults and generally be rude.

It takes no skill to type an insult, but to deliver it to someones face takes balls, David how about we arrange a nice little drink with you and Name, you both can get it out of your system?

Actually even better would be all you english teachers and fucked up westerners to meet somewhere and "talk", i bet i wont see half of the ego's i do when you post your insults?

Now i know this is moderated to hell, so i doubt you will publish it, hell you kept on stopping it when i used your original email address (send from this server as well, hell your still using movabletype, with it's 0hday hahahaha)

March 7, 2007 9:18 PM

Jack says:

Go on David, 'Alert' is obviously close to Netch, so take him up on his offer. There should be no "nice drink", but instead a debate in the style of the US presidency where each person gets 10 minutes to state their case. Sonthi Boonyaratglin will be the moderator and the afterparty will be covered exclusively by Hello! Thailand. It will be held at Impact Muang Thong Thani 500/2,500/10,000.

I received a message from Miss Netch through ThailandFriends.com last year (id: redgal, account now closed), which asked:

Are you interested in chatting?

I thought it might be an anti-farang sting, so I didn't reply.

March 12, 2007 11:50 AM

Prufrock says:

Well, I spotted her in soi Cowboy last month with two guys who could possibly have been from Scandinavia. Finland? Denmark?
She was wearing some kind of low cut blouse thing. (He's definitely a woman but an unusually ugly, large boned, repulsive one. The acne problem appears to be one of those self inflicted ones where the poor cunt has been busy hoaking out pieces of herself in some sort of Central Thai self purification ritual. Or perhaps one of those MBK surgical facials?)
BTW Netch's massively floppy hooters were just a shakin' like Jello.
Of course she was on some kind of investigative reporting foray, right?
The three of them were drunk and they were giggling and laughing as they headed into the Dollhouse but she either chickened out or persuaded her two male companions that there was better nookie to be had elsewhere. Pound for pound, even considering there were two guys there probably WAS !)
The woman is a total nightmare.

And this is the straight deal.

March 12, 2007 1:07 PM

thesnake says:

Yes she is an absolute nightmare! After some experience with this gal I can only say Name is the easiest, cheapest but also ugliest girl to get laid in Bangkok. She is just a fat prostitute who is pretending to not be obsessed with farangs but in reality is opposite and living her life at night as undercover prostitute for the guys she finds through Thailandfriends and through other ways online. I met this girl a couple of months ago after chatting with her. The girl lied to me about something I can simply not tolerate. Surprisingly this girl is so active online that you can't avoid finding her in some of the sites here; I ended up chatting with her in two accounts. She apparently keeps changing her identity and use new fake names and IDs. Her English is good but with her lifestyle you don't need to ask how she learned it. She also bragged about being HIV tested to me. That's already a red flag. Perhaps she has HIV and wants to revenge it. Who knows? By the way, I wish I took a photo of her at that time. Perhaps we should post a photo series of her?

March 12, 2007 3:51 PM

Bored.... says:

Name is no angel. She lies a lot, screws around a lot and so on. There is some evidence that she may have taken money for sex though I don't have any direct proof. Apparently she got in with a bunch of ladyboy hookers and everything has gone downhill since. The real nightmare, though, is her boyfriend Peter. He is a complete lunatic and recently has been posing as Name on MSN.

March 15, 2007 11:30 AM

GoGoLover says:

Name has no manners and is milking several farangs for money while using the money for her party life with some farang guys here. A friend spotted her in Bed Supper Club. As she get caught she probably moves to a new foreign sponsor she finds online using a new identity. Be careful about these girls!!! They will make your wallet empty in no time.

March 15, 2007 11:34 PM

Common Sense says:

Lets hope Netch doesn't employ the services of ReputationDefender. She's provided far to many laughs.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070320/ap_en_ot/
cruel_and_anonymous

David,
In the instance that the company mentioned in this ariticle ever sends you a nasty letter I suggest you take my sound legal advice and tell them to "Fuck Off" and continue with the online lynching.

March 21, 2007 1:30 PM

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