July 17 2004

Lesla's Thai lesbian love-in

When they're not dildoing each other into a frenzy, many luscious Thai lesbians enjoy visiting Lesla.com for a bit of lesbian-related news and chat. Before you take a look, however, be warned that it's a web-design train-wreck.

Cluttered, fussy and loaded with unnecessary JavaScript, the Lesla homepage will lock up your browser for a full 5 minutes but Basil Brush reckons that it's worth the effort because the personal ads section contains some great material.

im lesbians ! 100% i want to benaked running throng the streets i want to invite so-called chaos that you think i dare not be i want to be weightless flying through the air i want to drop all these limitations but the shoes upon my feet;

im not needy! i don`t get clingy much! i am not scared!i am not afraid as such! i am not dependent!rock solid stays in touch!doth i protest too much! i like female

It's almost as good as "My father is an eagle and my mother is a sparrow. That is why I should be on Nok Air" from the unhinged would-be trolley-dolly, Khun Jah (See Nok Air selects crew on TV game show).

Our next lonely muff-muncher invites so-called chaos with her excessive use of the caps lock key.

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I MiSs YoU SoMe oNe ''.....Do YoU ThaT EyE jUsT sEe yOu aGaIn..DoN'T FoR Get Me TelL tO tAlK aBoUt...........

And finally, this wise Thai lesbian never lets the consumption of strong beer interfere with her love-making.

Nothing Gonna Chang my love for you.

Of course, their lesbianism is only a passing phase. I'll drop by later to satisfy them in the way that only a man can - but I'm not going anywhere near that big lardy one with the cropped hair.

Details

www.lesla.com

[Posted to Internet by David]

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Readers' comments

Izzy says:

How widespread is lesbianity in Thailand?

Just askin', like.

July 17, 2004 9:06 PM

John U says:

"Lesbianity" :<))

Fucking love it.

Perhaps it should be classed as a religion.

I'm adding that one to "gote" as words that should be in the English dictionaries. If we all use them often enough they will.

I don't know how widespread lesbianity is but there are a few in the gogos. I got involved with one for a while. I didn't know, honest.

July 17, 2004 10:04 PM

Ronin says:

Let's just say that many Thais lend new meaning to the term "Bi-Curious". You might be hard-pressed to find many (particularly the women) that hadn't "been there / done that". Witness the schoolgirl crushes, on each other, if you get a chance.

July 17, 2004 11:15 PM

Tracey Emin says:

I'm trying not to picture it too hard....

July 18, 2004 12:18 AM

nineteensixtynine says:

It's not unusual to see 15 year old lesbian couples, usually one 'Tom' and another 'Lipstick' holding hands in department stores.

I've never thought about what goes on in private... Cough.

July 18, 2004 4:08 PM

Perk says:

In Chiang Mai, which essentially is a college town with more than 5 universities and several colleges, half the population is gay. The female half you can see in your condos, streets, hand in hand. Usually its a Tomboy and a cutie together.

One time I got chatting to these stunner in my condo, who said she is affiliated to lesbianity, but one thing led to another and I said hmm you never chance the other type?

She was game, but on condition that her tomboy mate,who she lives with, joins in. That was music to my ears.

So for three months once a week I would pop into their room after I had deposited my girlfriend in her bed, and we'd do anything that happened to engage any of our threesome minds. Sometimes I would just sit and watch them munch each other till dawn. Sadly they moved out 6 months ago.... and just when I thought it was gone forever I would meet similar others.

BTW most Thai girls with lesbious tendency see it as something fashionable, like most other things.

Anyway to answer your question Chiang Mai is the town I know in Thailand with more monos than any other.

July 18, 2004 5:08 PM

Tracey Emin says:

Perk - I call bullshit!

Afraid i'm gonna have to see some photographic evidence ;))

July 18, 2004 9:00 PM

Meister says:

Excuse me, I've just cum!

July 18, 2004 10:38 PM

Farangutan says:

"Nothing Gonna Chang my love for you."

- priceless.

I wonder... if I wanted her, would I have to pay her "beer fine" ?

July 19, 2004 10:03 AM

Anonymous says:

also just noticed on the home page, there's a rotating image of thai lebianators - one of which has the words "mixed jewz" written across her face...wtf?

July 19, 2004 10:28 AM

Combover says:

"It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know a Chang is gonna come, oh yes it will..."

Sam Cooke 1964

I know how he felt.

July 19, 2004 10:29 AM

Farangutan says:

Combover, was that song on the soundtrack to the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singha" ?

July 19, 2004 10:47 AM

Combover says:

No - I think you you are thinking of The Carpenters' "Kloster You".

July 19, 2004 10:53 AM

Anonymous says:

damn - that was my next joke. I'm spent.

July 19, 2004 10:57 AM

Cog says:

"also just noticed on the home page, there's a rotating image of thai lebianators - one of which has the words "mixed jewz" written across her face...wtf?"

Fon (dee; muffee) is the name of the lesbianator on the pic. Jew-er aka Jew(z)" is supposedly, Fon's lover (tom; muffer).

I'm guessin' "mixed jewz" is an ebonic-style play on words for, "missed you". Who the fuck knows.

If you can read Thai, the site contains interesting articles that provides insight into the subculture of Thai lesbians.

July 19, 2004 11:15 PM

Gurst says:

These Thai lesbians need a Leo man.

July 19, 2004 11:24 PM

Pat Roache says:

"If you can read Thai, the site contains interesting articles that provides insight into the subculture of Thai lesbians."

Care to share some insights?

July 20, 2004 5:33 AM

Slavinator says:

Good luck to them. I can understand the appeal of a Thai female. Even the dykes look attractive to me.

July 20, 2004 5:42 PM

Cog says:

"Care to share some insights?"

First-off, if anyone wants to crash a lesbian party, there's one going down @ CoolBars on July 24th. The band invite will be Tom-dee.

Here are a couple of barebone insights I found interesting:

Article: Instructions on lesbian love-making Parts I & II.
Insight: Newsflash for Annie Lennox...these "sisters are doing it for themselves". This shouldn't be a surprise, but Thai lesbians also fantasize about Hello Kitty and fluffy bunnies when they get it on. Finger stimulation of the G-spot or clitoris is preferred over the two-by-four strap-on.

Article: Distinctions between Les-lovers and Tom-Dee partners -- further definitions of Les King, Les Queen, Tom and Dee explored.
Insight: There are two-way and one-way Toms and Dees. The Dee two-way is the most affectionate and sensitive category; Lesbians, the most sexually versatile and Toms, insecure. It also seems Lesbians do not necessarily prefer Toms and vice versa. Apparently, they have cues and nuances for sorting each other out.

HTH.

July 21, 2004 12:40 AM

Jules says:

Cog,

Thanks for the insight.

July 21, 2004 9:17 AM

Toby says:

there is nothing sexy about lesbians. because the common lesbo is some reject bitch who is either so damn unappealing she can't find a decent man, or she's been fucked over by so many men and has been tossed to the gutter over and over again that they're driven to homosexuality.

ok, granted there are some hot dikes, but rarely do you get to see two hot dikes together, let alone one.

but on the plus side to all of this negativity and biggotry, almost all girls are capable of lesbian/bi-sexual tendencies, and a lot of girls have in some point in their life been sexually intimate with another woman.
but full blown dikes? no way, they suck.
keep that fucking shit away from me.

i blame porn. as much as i love it, it's twisted our mentality of sex and sexual adventure.
a majority of us will never legitimately find ourselves in one of those make believe erotic fuck-fantasy scenarios, that's why there's always pattaya.

July 22, 2004 1:00 AM

alan says:

I was with two of the most erotic and fun girl's I have EVER been with. I met them in a bar next to a collage in the state's. We spent 6 hour's of the best sex i ever had it is HARD to keep my lap top on my lap as i think about it

July 22, 2004 8:05 AM

Izzy says:

Yuck Fou John U!
Lesbianity is not good enough for you eh! Perhaps Homosity is?

July 22, 2004 9:59 PM

mr peter says:

Dear IZZY (isabel 3 perhaps?) if you must be abusive please try to be a little more creative dear. At least you come up with a new word in Homosity, what's that when it's at home then? I like a bit of lesbo action myself and even paid to watch an eden girl shag nine bells out of my GF at the time. Not as erotic as I had hoped and of course nowhere as long as the advertised time, but she was hot as hell later on. Are you a fan of the yellow velvet yourself IZZY? If you are a lesbian perhaps you know a few stories or can tell us of a few venues for bi sexual girls in Bangers. I expect you will just tell me to ouck fof though-peter

July 22, 2004 10:35 PM

John U says:

Izzy,

There was no intention to offend you, but I loved that fucking word. It's the only one I'll use from now on to describe that particular affliction. :<)

I knew it could piss you off, but it had to be said. ;<)

Homosity? :<) You come up with some good ones, but homosity doesn't have quite the ring to it as lesbianity.

Makes me laugh almost as much as fucking bus shelter. :<)))

July 23, 2004 12:05 AM

Get a life says:

......I like a bit of lesbo action myself and even paid to watch an eden girl shag nine bells out of my GF at the time. Not as erotic as I had hoped and of course nowhere as long as the advertised time, but she was hot as hell later on..........

Posted by mr peter | July 22, 2004 10:35 PM

Does anyone REALLY think that this person should be allowed anywhere near children? (I know some will say it doesn't matter, merely because I'm the one that's asking. But look deep into your hearts.)

July 23, 2004 12:46 AM

mr peter says:

I assume you are just taking the piss again right? Now you are equating lesbianism and a harmless bit of vouyerism as a risk to kids. If you had your way the only people who would be let near children would be preists, oh but maybe that's not such a good idea. What about the lesbians would you keep them away from kids as well? Good job I did not join in the fun at edens or you would be accusing me of devil worship. I look foward to seeing any posts from non wanker club posters. -peter meow

July 23, 2004 1:05 AM

Ubangi Me, Ibangi U says:

Amusing about all the concern over the welfare of kids. Most parents these days are too busy to be bothered with what their kids are doing anyway. They buy the kids TVs and net-connected computers for their bedrooms so they're not underfoot while mommy is getting ready to go to her evening martial arts class and thence to work.

Your children are being raised by mass media, and the predators that trawl the online chatrooms. Mr. Peter seems positively harmless by comparison.

There are TV dinners in the fridge, GAL! I bought your favorite!

July 23, 2004 1:24 AM

tomdy says:

http://www.tomdy.com

I just want to present my website
www.tomdy.com
Thai Lesbian Community
English Version is coming soon!!!

August 15, 2004 10:48 PM

reader says:

www.tomdy.narak.com

May 15, 2006 12:08 AM

Pants Elk says:

My own field investigations into lesbianity have always been disappointing. One glimpse of my manly love lever is enough to render the sterile langor of a sapphic embrace suddenly without appeal for even the most hirsute of clit-clutchers. After a silk-smooth ride on my Sex Skytrain both butch and femme become confirmed heterosexuals, indulging in their past practices only to satisfy my whim, and encouraged by the prospect of a Pants Elk meat incursion as reward for an arousing performance.
We all have our cross to bear; mine is a beef-bracket which cures ladies of lesbianism.

November 16, 2006 6:27 PM

Dave says:

Picture at top
why would a slim lez want a fat moo?
So damn ugly

April 5, 2007 9:33 AM

dave says:

I believe from talking to many of my students and professional women
since 1998 to 2007.

78% interviewed said they had sex with a girl

or a long relationship.
78%! 25,000 in survey

This is gayland

April 5, 2007 9:37 AM

jollyboy says:

nothing against birds ( wimmin ) that are stoke on trent,( Gay ) but the fat one in the picture makes me wanna say ' Ah Pigsy , wheres Tripitaka' ?

April 7, 2007 2:13 AM

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