March 7 2007
Keith Summers gives us Stickman porn

Stickman's head on a naked woman's body does nothing for me but his stalker, Keith Summers, feels differently and has posted his photoshopped fantasy girl onto the web. When it comes to choosing wank-fodder, I guess it's each to his own.
Stickporn junkies can get their fix here but the image isn't worksafe and Summers - who purports to be a campaigner for online standards - has yet to post a section 2257 compliance notice assuring us that Stickman was at least 18 years of age when the said visual depiction was created.
Keith's remote Nakorn Phanom cabin may or may not be decorated with razor-slashed photos, returned letters and mummified body parts but his high-tech cyber-shrine to the hapless Mr Stick is up on the web for all to see at NotStickmanBangkok.com
His increasingly disturbed state of mind is revealed in a creepy email that he claims to have sent Stickman following a recent interview.
You had a chance to reduce the friction between us by saying - no Keith is not a stalker, but you didn't take that opportunity ... So, you gave me opportunity to hammer on you again. And I'm basically obligated to do so until the myths surrounding me are dispelled and the truth about you comes revealed.
There's an obvious flaw in his "tell them I'm not a stalker or I'll carry on stalking you" argument but Keith's unnatural obsession with the mild-mannered Kiwi commentator appears to have pushed him over the edge.
When you called upon David to unleash against me at MangoSauce you cast a die that has now set into motion my efforts to dog you.
Summers mistakenly believes that I'm the Gimp boxed up in Stickman's basement so, to set him straight, I'll have to expand the Pulp Fiction analogy a little further.
This is the situation, Keith.
Bruce Willis (that's me, obviously) owes no one any favours and could easily walk away but, instead, he decides to lay into the sadistic gay cop (that's you, Keith) who is bumming the ball-gagged mob boss (Stickman) up the arse.
In real life, the story is still playing out but, in Tarantino's seminal movie, I roar off on your powerful Kawasaki motorcycle with a beautiful girl while Stickman's goons are busy blowtorching your scrotum.
If you have any questions, Stickman will gladly answer them in one of his secret messages delivered through your TV set.
[Posted to Internet by David]
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