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July 18 2005

Please listen to my fartings

Please listen to my fartings

When plied with mysterious "bulbs" shy Japanese girls are transformed into "farting iron women" who will happily rattle the windows of their small Tokyo apartments on video as they compete for the coveted title of "Fart Queen."

Farting Iron Woman #1, Ruka Ichinomiya (pictured), sounds quite accomplished:

She is very beautiful Japanese girl, so nice. But her farts is very big sounds and very bad smell. her fartings amaze most of all persons. It's great. Perhaps she can be winner in farting contest.

Only if the farting contest excluded a car-load of fat middle-aged farangs returning from Pattaya after a heavy weekend of beer and junk food. Ruka Ichinomiya couldn't hold a candle to that level of flatulence - unless she's prepared to risk losing her eyebrows.

Fart Woman #3, Wakana, shares with us the secret of her prodigious farting abilities:

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Her fart sounds are very loud,great!! She wanted perform one's farting in this video!! so she has pride of farting, really, it's so good. she farted after she ate some Bulbs!!anyway,please try to watch and listen!!

Sadly, the true identity of these Japanese "bulbs" is never revealed so I won't be able to feed them to my Thai girlfriend - or Fart Woman #27, as I now affectionately refer to her.

www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/onarafetish3english.htm

Loads more kinky Japanese bizarreness here:

www.jlist.com

Many thanks to Whippet for the link.

[Posted to Internet by David]

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Readers' comments

martin says:

I'm not sure what suprises me more. The fact that there is a farting fetish or that people would pay over $100 to watch women let out gas

Davey says:

Nothing new about this perversion. Fart fetishes have existed for a long time. There's a wikipedia article about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eproctophilia

Personally, I think people are getting their sexual and toilet functions mixed up. But hey, diff' strokes for diff' folks.

thales says:

Dude, the farts cost too much, but its worth paying that much. They are really loud!! (:

simonsays says:

At last a nice little earner for my Japanese wife!

Pass the cabbage....

micky king says:

these japs have nothing on my thai girlfriend.I don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the morning.the duvee rises 4 feet when she lets one ripp.

D-money says:

I think that this article is hilarious. I wouldn't mind getting a couple of videos in my email.

mick says:

women fart?

Toot says:

Haha! I love it! check this one out www.girlsgonegross.com

QueenOfFarts says:

Farting has become a huge Fetish in the USA as well. Just check out the all American mother of 5 spilling the beans with her fart fetish website. www.QueenOffarts.com

gaurav says:

i really get sexually turned on when a good looking woman farts.i think about anjelina jolie,shakira,and beyonce farting and mastrubate.that really makes me come.i feel soo horny.the smell..and the sound from their sexy ass.i even imagine the kinda of expresion they put when they fart..

gassyandrea says:

Yeah..
It's the fetish that really grow.

There exist the biggest fart fetish board called Gassyerotica and it is located here:

http://www.gassyerotica.org

Looper says:

They breed them tough in outback Australia. The sheilas take pride in letting rip with noisy abandon.

While the poofters in Sydney are at wine tastings the outback boys round up their better halfs for fart smellings. 'Yes Bruce, I think you're right - shades of ripe camembert with just a hint of broccoli and cauliflower'

Good on them I say.

live in Tokyo says:

You should see the used women underwear vending machine in Tokyo. Yucky!

Martin says:

Hello!

Please send me all your Farts on a video. I love Woman Farts.

Greetz Martin

Fart eater says:

Nothing better when my thai girlfriend farts in my face. Watch the hole open and close then the gassy wind shoot in my mouth. Makes you cum glorius.

Kenn says:

Fart eater;
I not sure if I should applaud you or go throw up…… LMFAO that was too funny
I sure hope you were joking

William Mahanakorn says:

Fart eater....

I was stuck in traffic today, daydreaming as usual, and that nasty image that you sadly conjured here made me want to vomit as well. You can't be serious? Freud is probably rolling over in his grave because of your statement. You need some serious help -- the kind provided in Vienna or Zurich. Unless you're Japanese....in which case, I hope you are liberal with the breath mints. If anyone could use the help of the missionaries of Nana Plaza, I'm sorry to say it might be you.

Prufrock says:

William/Kenn:I'm thinkin' You-Tube,Nnkay??

The goofiest Japanese sex-tourist we can find stars in Farty/fire-eaters of Nana Plaza. . . . a Thai Biogas demo.
(Stunning Thai Wisdom -- blue angel combo)
Farts furnished by Om-Sin's obese sister after one of her somtam-paalaa overdoses.

Dean Barrett holds the match and narrates.

Dicer says:

http://www.takeawhiff.com/

You are forgetting that Japanese girls and in fact some Thai girls take this. They have chocolate, vanilla, lemongrass and many other flavours.

William Mahanakorn says:

Prufrock...

I would post it in a heartbeat. You know, come to think of it, I don't think that Thais fart at all...Their diet is superior to the farang one which produces such foul odours -- even their water beetles are healthier.

Our food is full of preservatives, chemicals, sulphur, God knows what else. That's why, as crammed as Keith Summers is on a two-baht bus in BKK, the only foul smell will be the one that emanates from under his arms -- a result of his diet of chocolate milk and Pizza Hut. Not from the Thais, who will cover their noses in pure dismay.

Although, to be sure, how's this for a color from the Crayola box: Thai Anus? Sort of brown, purple, the color of roast beef thinly sliced. Damn...nice allusion to Blue Angel, by the way, maybe shoe-horned in...but it definitely evokes Fart Eater, vintage bowler hat, canary in its cage, and the "greasy" mayhem of his world.

nani? says:

uhhhh!..do you guys have lives? That shit must be addictively sickening..kinda like a fart you rip that has an invigorating stench and yet it smells like ass..more massochism..pain is pleasure I suppose..ironically the Japanese in particular are famous for massochistic acts like ritual suicide..or BSNM..more commonly known as a form of bondage..once again..addictively sickening..if my japanese fiancee did shit like that I dont know what I'd do lol I'd probably shove a plug up her ass and shield myself from her erruptions with full flak armor and a riot shield..perhaps I'd build one of those wooden fences with barb wire on them and station it between us on the bed..perhaps I would be better served to live in a place with a built-in atmospheric regulation system that would suck all the pollution out of the air before it pre-emptively struck my nose..in thought I can easily compare it to a cock roach running up my nose and tickling my brain..the kind of fart that when released reaches out to you and says hug me..I swear..the stench of these womens asses must have an indomitable will of it's own..lol

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