Big Jimmy laments Thai love lost

Matty says:

Who is this Jimmy guy? What a strange video.

Amused says:

At first I thought this was a big piss take on jimyyyyy from Pattaya Secrets who made such an ass of himself over Po. See the bear thread! Was it?

daznlover says:

I'd seen this from Jimmy before. I hope he already got over it.

He said he lost. Most probably he was even lucky (see the other old stories out there, with divorces and scams)!

Will anyone show Jimmy a good time with some new thai babes? Pulease... :)

Telemachus says:

Big Jimmy should stop comfort eating, get off his fat ass and into a gym and then maybe he could stop feeling sorry for himself. I have no time for self pitying, sentimental, cloying, bathetic crap like this.
Shove your pathos up your ass Big Jimmy. You and Keith Summers have become a cautionary tale for any potential offspring I might have.

Errant says:

Though the thought of Keith Summers' influence spanning land and sea is intoxicating, the bumper sticker probably alludes to Atlas Shrugged, in which the question is a refrain, and especially given it's on a car in the US. Still no shortage of Ayn Rand apostles there, Summers apparently one of them. The feckless often cleave to it.

Not to be a killjoy, but just in case he's googling himself.

Andy says:

My only hope is that bigninny39 doesn't decide to leave this world via his 9th floor condo balcony, as he would make an awful mess and probably measure a #9 on some Richter scale somewhere.
What a sad bastard.

Andy says:

That wanking black midget would look great in my front garden. Any idea where I can get one from? (The statue version...)

The Aston dealership spelling bee is a beaut though. They try and flog Astons for a whopping 15+ million Baht, and they f#ck up the spelling of this marque brand...?

They really do not give a shit, do they?

Dicer says:

"That wanking black midget would look great in my front garden. Any idea where I can get one from?"

It looks like any spoilt sulking Thai kid to me. A look around the neighbourhood perhaps.

King Kong says:

isn't that dana waiting for his dream date at dreamworld - he has the ky in an icebox and half a roll of toilet paper from the nana hotel.

looks like he forgot the sunblock though!

Derukugi says:

I think Big Jimmy should team up with Lake Palmer!

Andy says:

Thanks Dicer. Looks like maybe "bigjimmy39" could save himself a shedload of money and heartbreak by shagging a mannekin / statue / love doll. Here http://www.realdoll.com/ might be a good start for the big fat sap. Another bonus for him is that "Mai" the asian doll featured is much better looking than than the pig that jilted him. Probably has a richer personality and vocab too. In like a fat Flynn, m8!

Chili Pepper says:

I'm sorry Big Jimmy, but that video has to be the most depressing example of a lovesick farang in Thailand I've ever seen.

You can't top that- the decision for the dark funeral type theme was touching.

"he's enlisted the help of Mr. Panda and the gang to win her back"...What about Diego Maradona popping up, twice too.

And Jimmy, if "smoking the cigerette pose and the one with those fuckin annoying Teddy bears doesn't win her over...I don't know what will.

Khunt ;-) says:

I think the maker of this video should be applauded for his openness, honesty and a definite flair for putting just the right music with just the right images. An important milestone. What can one say!? Marvellous. Well done!

meister says:

Another guy who needs to get himself down to Pattaya!

chris says:

jimmy u cunt,stop callin yourself a loser,u sound pathetic.also your thai girl was ugly get a life and go nana u cunt.

chris says:

just shut up and drive your taxi u cunt!

William Mahanakorn says:

Hi David,

Thanks for the link! Even though it has been at the expense of poor Jimmy, your link has certainly livened up my humble blog. I really appreciate it! Consider this my basket of mangoes.

As for the video itself, I at first was also suspicious. But I'm pretty sure that it is legitimate. Legitimately pathetic. My favourite part of it is that the Benson & Hedges cigarette doesn't even look lit.

Cheers!
William Mahanakorn

tingtawng says:

Jimmy looks like he's hamming it up a bit. In fact, he looks like a poof.

If you want to see real hurt, remember that guy from England who chatted to his computer in an England top / poloneck / with his top off about his Thai girlfriend's 'family of lying snakes' who cheated him out of 20K? That was proper hurt. No cheezy music. Just the hum of his computer, his droll southern accent, his pathetic attempt at blending video with photography by simply showing photos to the camera of his lost love.

Ah yes, here he is:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BalLrSG-xIU

Mother Terrisa says:

Dear Mr Sauce,
You're one funny guy (you have to have a cense of humor to repeat visit Flyers).
I discovered your website obly recently after being stuck up my own arse for the last few years.

Have you ever thought of writing a piece about the railway for those train spotters amongst us?
How about explaining why you aren’t allowed to take bombs onto the MRT but the BTS is happy to accept any carry on so long as it isn’t an ice cream or some other food stuffs of mass distruction. Or maybe the airport rail link and its stunning lack of use?

I had the misfortune of driving to the airport last week to drop off my mate and his duck-footed fuckwit Isaan wife.
In between inhaling the spicy sausage fumes I it occurred to me who must have designed to rail link route. If it wasn’t BECL (that’s the toll way company in case you are a daft cunt) it must have been Mr Bean. Who else would stick the main passenger station on the most congested part of Asoke (cunningly disguised by the name Makasan). This area is insanely congested as it is close to where the motorway empties its sacks onto the poor fuckers like me who have to drive past every day.

I suppose to get to and from the Makasan station you can easily hop on the BTS / MRT. After all it has so much spare capacity for extra passengers with one square mile of luggage. Or maybe take a taxi into / out of the slowest moving car park this side of the M25.
Alternatively you can bypass the torrid mess of down town BKK by using a taxi and the motorway.

What a fucking great idea,
Mrs T
Ps Why do they call it flyers? It’s the only BKK pool bar I know that disciplines you for flying your ball off the table (all too easy after participating in their great happy hour offers such as buy-one-get-fuckall-free).

Pps What is that RSS button next to the cute girly on your page? When I push it my eyes go all funny and I feel sick

[That link is just for the aggregators - David]

jimmyboy says:

Any gonks about with plenty of cash in Newcastle (England) area?
please feel free to contact me as i provide services such as flattery,laughing at your pathetic jokes, telling bare faced lies, cocksucking and telling you i love you as i dip your wallet.
Cheap Charlies can fuxx off thanks.

Road Natzi says:

Wow,

Really, I'm not too sure whos the biggest shocker, Big Jimmy or his mole.

My only comment is simply thankyou my buddha that I havent bumped into either of them in a dark alley. CRIKEY!

Road Natzi says:

Dicer,

If you want one of the midgets, just slide down to Dreamworld in Bangkok, the bloody things are everywhere.

Ohh and for your information, hes not having a 'wank' or as the thai's call it 'chukwah', but rather is indicating where you will find the 'shitter' or 'dunny' or what ever you like to call it.

I thought the little black dude was a keith fucking summers look-a-like, I only wanted to kick fuck out of it but my thai wife keeps telling me 'jai yen yen'. I guess shes right and of course i would rather just kick the shit out of the real summers, not just his statue.

cheers RN

PS: Or I could just feed him to prufers and common.

Saeb says:

Flyers used to be o.k. when Ken ran it.
I went in a few months ago and won't be going back.................

I think it's great that sad sacks put their broken heart stories on U Tube - the name certainly fits.
Maybe they could take to writing C&W songs?.

'Wooby, don't take yer ruv to town'.

Saeb says:

Har....har....har....We just watched that fat fucker's movie......all the Thais here are pissing themselves and I have to go and change me keks.
Pathetic.
Take him out back and shoot him.