March 1 2004
Thailand closes at midnight tonight

Despite tatty, rubbish-strewn beach resorts, ugly congested cities and a lack of cultural attractions, Thailand has built a thriving tourist industry that accounts for some 15% of its GDP. Perhaps it's the laid-back charm of the Thai people that keeps us coming back. Without this, Thailand would have less tourist appeal than South Korea.
Thailand was once renowned for its tolerance but, sadly, not anymore. Puritan policies are now in vogue. In the name of social order, Thailand's once freewheeling entertainment industry is struggling to survive under increasingly severe restrictions. Tonight, all but a fraction of the nation's entertainment venues will be forced to close at midnight.
The exceptions tell their own story. Tired Thai plutocrats can still linger in their favourite Ratchadapisek and New Petchburi watering holes until 2am. Similarly, their wayward offspring can still dance until the early hours at the RCA. Without spoiling the fun of the ruling classes, ministers have decided that everyone else should be sent to bed early like naughty children - locals and foreign tourists alike. At midnight, the farang-friendly bars of Pattaya, Phuket and Bangkok (excluding Patpong) will all fall silent.
What impact will this have on Thailand's troubled tourist industry? Denied the opportunity to party, will the backpackers continue to include the Kao San Road in their busy SE Asian itineraries? Thrown out of their plush hotel bars, will the upscale tourists be content to retire to their bedrooms to watch crap satellite TV? Tourist numbers are already down by 3,000 a day and will probably drop further. It seems to me that the only beneficiaries of this ruling are the sex-tourists who will never have to pay a barfine again.
The measure would be easier to accept if it really did improve social order. In fact, the reverse is true. The 2am closure has already turned lower Sukhumvit Road into a huge open-air brothel. What used to take place behind closed doors is now conducted in full public view. Tourists and locals alike are reduced to drinking their beer on the pavement, surrounded by thousands of wandering hookers and punters. The midnight closure will simply move this circus forward by two hours. Social order has never looked so disorderly.
Breaking news
The early closure order has been postponed pending reconsideration at a cabinet meeting tomorrow. Existing premises could be exempted from the ruling - which might now only apply to new premises.
How such a bizarre and complicated law could be enforced is still unclear.
[Posted to Farang Life by David]
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