April 17 2007

"I tattoo bargirls as a hobby"

tatt2dude

Tatt2dude's creations don't hang in The Louvre but, for the price of a beer, you can admire them in any Pattaya go-go bar.

Private viewings may also be available.

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tatt2dude

Pattaya's favourite tattoo artist now writes about his exotic hobby in a new blog.

At only 20 years old, G has eight tattoo's on her body already, ranging from a self inflicted "prison" tatt to some neat old English lettering.

The lettering might be neat but, unfortunately for G, it spells out the name of an ex-boyfriend right across her arse - "JUSTIN."

I suggested changing this to "Just-in?" and then told the joke "what do you call a man with a two inch penis."

She didn't laugh.

Tatt2dude can sympathise with the girl because he sports a problematic tattoo of his own - an unwanted Buddha image on his left leg.

I decided on an image that would remind me of Thailand. Big mistake! It is NOT cool to have a Buddha tattoo anywhere below the waist!

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After much head scratching, Tatt2dude finally decided to turn the offending image into a giant eyeball with a dense black pupil - but he's only got one chance to get it right.

Once you go black there is no going back.

Tatt2dude - or Simon to his daytime web design clients - is the newest recruit to Thailand's growing army of expat bloggers and, last week, he sent me the shortest but most intriguing email I've read in ages.

Any chance of a link to my blog?

I tattoo bargirls as a hobby.

I couldn't resist taking a look and I'm glad I did because it turned out to be a great read.

www.tatt2dude.com

Tarts with tatts look adorably slutty but I've warned my own girlfriend that, if she gets one, I'll carve it off with a bread knife.

[Posted to Farang Life by David]

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Readers' comments

Dana says:

Picked up a woman in a bar in Washington Square and brought her to the Nana. In the Nana when she took off her clothes I nearly fainted dead away. One of the most sexually arresting voluptuous bodies I had ever seen. But there was another surprise. When she turned around there was a full sized lifelike representation of a woman's face on her back. It was her girlfriend. She was a lesbian.

April 17, 2007 5:32 PM

whataview says:

Dana,

Did your arms hurt after carrying her that far?

April 17, 2007 5:58 PM

AFR says:

In an era where white guys get Thai/Chinese tattoos... do you think Asians get English tattoos??

April 17, 2007 7:06 PM

Paul says:

Dana, maybe you can get him to tattoo a black penis on your arse !

April 17, 2007 8:50 PM

Matt says:

Great new layout. Much cleaner.

April 17, 2007 10:49 PM

YOUNG HANDSOM JOHNNY says:

Good job Simon doesn't have a shop in Kenya, he might run out of ink trying to cover fat chicks.

April 18, 2007 10:51 AM

Dannyboytf says:

Tatt2, ive been wonderin' why you've been AWOL, now i know.

It's not been the same without ya.....

April 18, 2007 6:26 PM

Adam says:

He's damn good....i have seen most of it, including him. He is a bit of a scary sight....with a heart of gold.

April 18, 2007 7:14 PM

Koh Jon says:

Is it just me or is there something unbelievably sexy about Asian girls with long hair and tatts of Chinese dragons on their backs?

April 21, 2007 10:42 PM

Sam says:

If you are thinking about getting a tat written in Thai check the spelling with 2 or more people you trust, there are a few people walking around with "I'm a stupid farang!" and much much worse... From Speakeasy-thai.com

April 25, 2007 9:43 AM

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