Farang women on endangered list

confuskered says:

wow, could you find a more tenuous connection between two stories???? if you are gonna slag the birds off david, just do it, dont hide behind half-inched stories from the homeland.

i recommend a new entry, entitled something like "top ten honest reasons i hate those farang birds". you can make it more than ten, probably!!!

OXO says:

No he is directly on target ìconfuskeredî the news reports (UK) are full of the ìSave the Red Squirrelsî society's pleadings that no one look for the 2,812,000 Baht ring as it will further endanger the species at this time of year.
The movement of the eastern European girls into the UK since the wall came down has already had an affect on our home species; it isn't too hard to imagine what would happen to any country hit by a wave of Asian girls---i.e. Look at the situation in Cambodia; you don't go there for Cambodian girls, but another well-known species, renowned for the fact that they are probably the best looking & most sexual pleasing girls in Asia. Their presence has nearly eclipsed much hope for the local Khmer girls, who are cute but very shy. Can you imagine the effect they would have on the UK scene? Maybe someone for the
ìSave our fat UK femalesî may also pick up on this theme.

Bibble, says:

Fat girls need loving too, maybe we should have a charitable day where we all shag a farang bird, we could call it 'Mingathon' or 'comical relief day'.

I'll start printing the 'Save our Whales' T-shirts

Anonymous says:

Dear Oxo

please explain. Who or what is this other well known species in Cambodia appart from Cambodian girls.

Yours confused

Niall says:

As I am currently stuck in England so I do valuable charity work for the respected Royle Society for Fucking Fat Drunken Mingers on a Friday Night.

The headquarters for this brave work is Time nightclub Guildford (formerly Cinderella Rockerfellas) which on any Friday night shelters several hundred of these luverly creatures all looking for a dose of the pork sword.

Donations of Bacardi breezers and kebabs are always needed to support this valiant charity in its good work.

Renoir says:

Being a Canadian, I would also enjoy seeing Thai women flooding my country. However, I think that they would quickly be fat if they eat the same North American food. I believe the best is to go live in Thailand. I still have ten years before I retired at 55, so I hope there will be some slim Thai girls left...

Longtime Observer says:

Red squirrels and farang birds both need to give up the ring more freely.

Dean says:

Hey! Love mangosauce.com.!

Thanks, Ubangi, point noted. Of course no one insulted me; People have told me that I am too sensitive...
Of course I am trying my best to watch what I say; it is all to easy to get oneself typecast, or in this particular case, Thai-pecast!

Dana, there is a God. Probably...

Bento Box, I enjoy reading your articles. You are someone who does not seem to ever get bento'd [all] out of shape! :-)

Today is August 1. It is the four year anniversary of the day that I first left for Bangkok in the year 2000. When I landed in Bangkok, the airport limo taxi brought me into the awaiting arms of Khao San Road. Dante's Inferno on account of the tropical heat.

I have been reading the extremely engrossing, sleeper articles about being impoverished in Thailand. I guess the short answer is --don't.
Keep writing the good stories.

Just recently, I applied for a new passport. I am getting a 48 pager. The visa entry stamps to Cambodia, Laos, Burma take up one full page on your passport! (Although Lonely Planet with Ian Wright demonstrated that in Laos, often one gets a piece of government onion-skin paper that is separate from the passport -IT IS IMPORTANT NOT TO LOSE THIS PIECE OF PAPER! but at least one does not have to worry about a passport page being taken up.

Monday, August 2nd is British Columbia Day.
I am going to visit Nanaimo BC this week. I plan to see the movie, 'The Bourne Supremacy'. A good travel movie.

Dean

Greg says:

I love Nanaimo. I can almost smell the pine trees now. That part of BC is awesome, in the original usage of the word.

Jeremy Paxman says:

The 'other species' in Cambodia is, I presume, Viet girls.

Bento Box says:

Thanks for kind words Dean
But you're still a boring cunt;
Rude haiku, a first?

Jules says:

I fear the only way to cure it is to tax the fat.

Tirak Ja says:

You know I have been thinking about this. Farang females would actually be attractive if it were for 3 simple things:

1) They actually cared about their appearance and didn't let themselves get sloppy fat. For example, I'm 40 and slim. I work out at least twice per week. I am not anal about this or my food; I just don't eat ice cream and Fritos all day. Not surprisingly to Mango Sauce's discerning readers my American diet now is almost exclusively Thai. I know big surprise guys. If these mingers could reduce their caloric intake, they could concentrate on making other self improvements. If for example the Farang ladies just laid off the pork rinds and bon bons they could spend more productive time adjusting their unrealistic bad attitudes.

2) They lost those bitchy entitlement attitudes. You never know what they want, it's always different. Things like: "I am a goddess worship me." The next day, "I am a little princess, take care of me...slave...." , or their favorite refrain these days "Men are pigs." Their attitudes are even more unattractive than their fat assess. To tell the truth their attitudes really bake my noodle. I can put up with a lot, but not a lot of complaining. Life is too short.

3) They were Thai.

Oops guess I'm not being sensitive to their inner child...oink oink...purple shirts for the lot of em I say...

Jules says:

Tirak Ja,

You want to make all farang ladies Thai or make all Thai ladies farang?

Either way I shudder at the effect on the Thai population and commerce. Out would go tailored office clothes, in would come grunge. Hairdressers and beauty salons would face a collapse in business.

Tirak Ja says:

No not same..

Same Same

But Different

Dicky says:

The world will be a happier place when the no-cellulite gene is isolated from the Thai female and implanted into the fat arses of our hometown lasses.

Khun Talung says:

To Confused and Jeremy

As a formerly frequent visitor to Cambodia, I can say with authority that the 'other species of squirrel' there, are the inimmitable Vietnamese Girls, who are not probably, but undenieably, the best looking, uninhibited and enthisiastically participating sexual companians in Asia, if not the world. They are the stuff dreams are made of... dreams that can quickly be shattered by placing a ring on their finger.

KT

TANAI KWAI says:

KT,

"dreams that can quickly be shattered by placing a ring on their finger."

Because... (?)

What is your tale of woe?

(Vietnamese girls rock)

Khun Talung says:

Tanai Kwai,

I have no tale of woe. Just the general consensus that no matter what country, or what woman, the best way to ruin a good situation is to get married. Variety truly is the spice of life.

And, yes, Vietnamese girls do rock, particularly in Cambodia, where they are away from villiage and parental control; given, as it were, a license to entertain and enjoy a variety of men. And if they have a boyfriend, he's far away in another country.

I haven't been in Vietnam since 1972, but reports are that Vietnamese girls on their home turf are even worse gold diggers than the Thais.

KT

TANAI KWAI says:

Thanks, KT.

Best,
TK

Jake says:

Vietnamese Girls in Cambodia ? I don't remember any of the non-whore variety ... they are nice looking but a bit skanky for my liking -/

Khun Talung says:

Jake;

I imagine that very few Vietnamese girls of the 'non-whore' variety go to Cambodia. The Vietnamese are not liked by the Cambodians*, and are sometimes massacred in spontaneous street lynchings. The Vietnamese that are there go to escape the oppressive anti-prostitution policies of their police state homeland.

*The Cambodians don't like Thais either, having burned the new Thai embassy and several Thai owned hotels and businesses not long ago.

As far as being 'nice looking but a bit skanky', could you be more specific about skanky?

What more do you want in the 'whore' variety than that they look nice and perform well? as opposed to Thai and most western whores, I found that the Vietnamese whores would respond to being treated well and considerately, enjoy themselves, and have an orgasm. Once they had the first orgasm, they would work you to death hoping for more.

Sure, many straight women and whores will fake an orgasm to get you to finish up and get off them. I don't believe they're faking when they start initiating and want to go again and again.

It has been said that all women are whores, wanting something in return for being used for a man's gratification. The thing about Vietnamese whores is that they know how to be GOOD whores, instead of laying there looking bored, or trying to get you off in three seconds.

Khun Talung

Nicko says:

Five years of pulling many many English girls with attitudes and total selfish disregard for men, since I had to finish with my psychotic ex.

One trip to Thailand in June and I am now only five weeks away from Thai heaven again. You do pay for it but I would rather spend my hard earned cash feeling great and treating beautiful, nice ladies rather than spending one pound on an English bitter and twisted slattern.

Farlang sisters. You may have your cultural revolution but dont expect us decent chaps to hang around.

Todd Terry says:

According to Irene Patrick, that $38,000 ring could have bought Wayne action with 1.266 million different ladies in Lagos.

Irene Patrick, head of Women's Health Education Development, said there are three levels of prostitutes in Nigeria: high-class call girls who earn about $100 for sex; mid-range prostitutes who work in urban brothels and earn about $3 for sex; and village prostitutes who charge a few cents for sex and sometimes have sex with as many as 14 men a night.

Waxpax says:

I am married to a farang lady, 18 years now and she hasn't wanted to have sex for the last 10 or 12 years. Either it's pay for it with a marvelous Viet or Brazilian lady, or go without. What would the puritans have me do?