February 16 2004
Farang Bigfoot roams Thai shoe shops

I never suspected that I was a big-footed freak but, in Thailand, my arrival at any shoe shop causes confusion and laughter. Thailand truly is the land of the little people and you could be forgiven for thinking that shoe shops cater only for children.
Choosing a style is pointless because they won't have it in stock. The only option is to ask if they have any ridiculous clown-boots. After much rummaging, the assistant will return with a dusty pair of pink moccasins - one size too small. Despite having many farang customers, Bangkok department stores are as short on large sizes as the independents.
Shuffling around for months in tatty shoes, I had to wait until my annual trip to London before I could buy a new pair. Back home in Bangkok, I noticed a small label on the sole - Made in Thailand.
[Posted to Farang Life by David]
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