November 15 2003

A Thai woman scorned

Thai woman scorned

Last week, my Thai next-door neighbour introduced herself when I was playing pool at Flyers Bar on Sukhumvit Soi 22. I hadn't noticed her before but I knew her Kiwi boyfriend. Somehow, she knew that my girlfriend was away and she said that her bloke was away too. Oh shit - all I want is a quiet life.

She followed me round like a puppy all night (See How to deal with sticky Thai girls). I had to act all neighbourly, so I couldn't tell her to piss off. She gave me the old bullshit about being a good girl but her mates were the hardest-looking pair of bar girls I've seen in a long time. When she discovered that my girlfriend came from Buriram, she acted all superior because she came from Koh Samui. That really boiled my piss.

To cut a long story short, she cadged a lift home in my taxi and invited herself into my apartment - even though I said no. She was banging on about how her boyfriend (my neighbour) was a boring old man of 43. Perhaps the cheeky bitch didn't realise that I'm nearly that age myself. I didn't offer her a drink and yawned a lot before she finally got the hint and left.

Thankfully, her boyfriend comes back from New Zealand in a few days. My ordeal should be over, assuming that she doesn't stir up a shit-storm in the interim. The next knock on my door could be an angry Kiwi with a baseball bat. I've already briefed my girlfriend in case things go tits-up.

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[Posted to Diary by David]

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