December 5 2003
Questionable Hmong limericks
Yesterday, I emailed a mate and mentioned the Thai hill tribe known as the Hmong. This is what he sent back:
it all seemed to go wrhong.
She said it may be short where you come from
but to me it's bleeding lhong.
Not to be outdone, another mate came up with this classic:
was out on the lash in Patpong.
On his 25th Singha
he got off with a minger.
A ladyboy known as King Kong.
Suck on that, Shakespeare.
[Posted to Diary by David]
Diary
MySpace date ends in trailer park pissing party
Near death experience at the Madrid Bar
Body double at Bangkok's Eden Club
Pulling farang girls in Thailand
My Silom Soi 4 Thai gay experience
Maradona, my voyeuristic Thai gecko
My Thai girlfriend's unusual cruelty
Thai girlfriend wrestles my anaconda
McDonald's awards me crap mystery gift
Thai bar girl pukes on latest Nokia
Female torso sparks Thai Airways terror alert
Crazy about Japanese girls #2: Close quarters
Crazy about Japanese girls #1: The myths
The World's scariest cockroach chases
Ya-dong humiliation on Soi Cowboy
Thai food: Pad Thai cockroach Fantasia
My Thai girlfriend's KY Jelly revenge
Fucking serious: Mom finds out about blog
My lethal anecdote and the Heimlich Manoeuvre
Goodbye APEC and good riddance
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